NA3AAAM??

Methel ma tadroon.. Hal 7azza every yr lazim yen3ad nafs el mawwal..
Facebook groups, e3lanata belshare3, E-mails, bbms, random comments, fethaye7 bel jarayed..

"Ana akrah all *****"
"El kwait ebtagleb dawla ********-ya le7gaw 3aleena!"
"******* are Kuffarr, allah yel3an'hom!"

NA3AM?

Qelat adab wallah 3eeeb 3eeeb 3EEEEB 3EEEB 3alaikom. Sh'hal 3aqleya el fasda! :/.. Sh'hal TARBEYA?..


Enta tamshy belshari3 et9arekh "Ana Ahaly ma 3refaw Yraboony ,, w ma akhaf raby ,, w ma aste7y 3ala wayhe..".. Do you? Wallah ma yendara :).. Shakelkom you do!

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
وَاعْتَصِمُوا بِحَبْلِ اللَّهِ جَمِيعًا وَلَا تَفَرَّقُوا

صدق الله العظيم

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Ya Jema3aa May9eer chethe :(.. 7araam 3alaikom wallah !

Kaifek enta meqtene3 eb math'hab alflanny w 3ajbik w merta7, 3alaaaik bel 3afya, keep it to yourself w saw eli ENTA etshofa 9a7. Bas kelwa7id meqtene3 eb shay, w preaching qa9eb to everyone wont get you or anyone else anywhere.

Mako shay esma "Ana 9a7" leana kel elnas 3indehom ina "Ohma 9a7" to theirselves. Fa laish hammik ya3ne? Yoba kelekom 9a7! Just do eli merta7een 3alaih w malkom sheghel eb gheerkom. Mint nayem ebgabra wehwa mo nayem eb gabrek, why is this such an issue?!!? Kaiifah khala merta7! inta shako al7een ?

And whoever edesh hal groups 3ashan yet'hawash wedafi3.. esme7ooli, you're no better. Ya3ni hal ash'kal etsawi these sort of groups 3ashan they reassure themselves leana fehom naqs.. ta36onhum wayh laish? tanzeloun 7ag mestawahom shmalah? Congratulations for giving them the reaction they wanted :D Congratulations for spreading the hate !

Ana fahma ina ako ashyaa' sometimes etkoon makboota w elwa7id esheel ebgalba, this naturally comes sometimes when you have a huge passion for something and witness others not agreeing. Bas ethaa flan min el math'hab el flany ga6 kelma , there is no justice in punishing an entire niche of people 3ashan fa3ayel shakh9 wa7id ma yeste7y!

Seriously lo enta ya flan yalii ga3ed etsafel w'tethawash.. Lo you were born into a family of another math'hab chan most likely kalamik kela gheer ye6la3 ! Laish? Lanna you would have been raised differently w meqtene3 eb shay thany and you'd see their point of view :/

See people as people, mo as flany wla 3elany. Kaifek enta eb beetik saw eli tabeeh, beenik w been allah. We dont have to know about it, and we DEFNITELY dont have to do it your way :/

Ironic ! Spreading hate in the name of Islam? YA WEELKOM MN ALLAH!

For such a developed country, matroosa nas mothaqafeen darseen met3almeen yeftahmoon this is so shocking!! Ethayeg el khelg wallah :(
Widdy bas li la7tha wa7da you see it through my eyes! Wallaah etkaf'khoon ro7'kom tekefekh !
I wonder where all the mature people are..
Yahal? La jad yahal?
7atta elyahal maysawon chethe :).. And i mean that literally !

Allah Yahdeekom Kelekom Kelekom Kelekom yaraab :'(

Worst Day In The World

Awal ams i experienced the worst day in the world.
Not the worst day in my life, LAAAA' LAAA' worst day in the WORLD !
Jad wallah shay mo 6abeee3ii mooooo 6abeee3iii mooooooo 6abeee3iii...
Awal marra emerr 3alay youm chthe !


Gabel la abdi, khal ashra7lekom shaghla zghera. During christmas time, kel el shops and banks and m6a3im and stuff close weldenya et9eer 9akha w mafeha 7ayat. Ya3ni lazim etchayloon gabel'ha 3ashan latmooton yo3, khosh?
Lets call this time "Christmas Death" enzeen? yeah adre lame, bas fene enoum w mali khelg atfantag fa thelfaw.



Nabde ..


AWAL SHAY.. 9aba7t 3ala waffat yaddat one of my closest friends, allah yer7am'ha. Thaag khelgi and it dampened my mood min awal'ha.


THEN re7t McDodo w my favourite cheesy bites emkhal9een!.. I was craving them :(


THEN gaam e6eg mo6ar 3ala my lovely seshwar-ed hair !


THEN i dropped my debit card bel shari3 w madre weena w ma3indy cash !..


THEN i called up the bank to cancel it gabel la eboogon flaistaainy, w due to Christmas Death I'm getting my card in 2010 :/ ..


THEN Dilly daggat 3alay, she just got robbed ebne9 el share3 jedam lawadim.. (oh yeah, and slipped jedam el nas 3ala her backside. everybody laughed. so did i)


THEN she told me enna she went to get me my birthday gift, which were supposed to be these super cute Uggs i wanted, and they were sold out in all 8 shops she went into lanna Christmas! qahaaaarr !

THEN i tried to print lectures at the library to study during the Christmas Death since 7atta the library closes then, w kel el printers (3ala 7athy el la6eef) em3algeen w mo rathyeen yen6ab3oun lawrag.


THEN i went to this small internet cafe to print them, w6ela3 the cost of printing malyoon wana mthay3a Kartty w Dilly was still busy slipping and getting mugged.


THEN reja3t el maktabba w ga3adt a3aaabil bel printers.. Shala3t wayerat w 6afeet blakaat till one of them started working, 3ogob maa kouty 9ar kela ghbar mn el ga3da 3al arth :/


THEN re7na nabi enchayel 3ashan lanmoot yo3 during Christmas Death, w6la3aw eljam3eyyat elsan3een kelhom za7ma welakil kelaa emkhale9 w mako microwave food wala shay !


THEN re7na this small but expensive mini mart and picked up some pasta w cornflakes w rab3a.. akil nass basee6een 7aboobeen.. 6ALA3 LE7SAB MALYON.


THEN by the counter i accidently smacked the lolipops jar and they flew everywhere and i had to get on my hands and knees and pick them all up like an idiot.


THEN Dilly slipped and fell on her face belshare3 w eed'ha kela mo6ar w 6een.. (actually this part was secretly the highlight of my day :P)


THEN i acicdently put the Phish Food ice cream (which i was soooo looking forward to eating, btw) in the FRIDGE and it melted and went all weird and sloppy


THEN i kicked the wall hard out of frustration, and regretted it deeply later on as my foot estaw3ebat el 6agga.


THEN kateet roub all over my lectures :/ .. Mn zeen'hom 3ad.


THEN i slammed the bathroom door hard, and SOMEHOW Dilly's favourite mousturizer fell off the shelf and ended up bel toilet :/


THEN 7athrat'ha while unpacking dropped a jar of tomato sauce 3al arth welma6bakh 9ar kelaa 9al9a w zojaaj.


THEN 6ala3 el kitchen roll mkhale9 :'(


THEN she fell asleep wehya tet7al6am and i had to clean it all up by myself :(.. Ya36ene el 3afya :*


THEN estaw3abt ina I had only 1 out of 5 lecture notes done that day and was starting to get sleepy.



Ehehhe2 :'(
El7emdela 3ala kel 7aal :(

Bas jad eshraykom bel youm bas?
Ehabel mo?
Yabakhty.


P.S today Dilly pierced her foot on a tiny shred of glass I somehow didn't see while i cleaned the floor. it was funny heeh.

Alkha6ar Ma3i

In April 2008, at around noon kent ray7a baqalaa weya rab3i. Dakhalt, naggaitli 3a9eeer, khaba9t bil 7alaww wil bufakk, farfart bel majalaat..

w 7a6ait mobily, 7abeebi, nethar 3eeeni, waseelat ete9aali eb ahalii...
foug el bufaaak..
w nseet akhtha.


5 minutes later youm 6ala3t mn el baqala westaw3abt enna eedi w mekhbeti fathyeen, khabast eddenya wMa fehaa

Seeeeda reja3t gariiii, w radeet 3ind el bufakk ma ghera..
Mako shay
Radait 9ob el 7alawat wil kakawat...
HAM mako shay
3ind el majalat...
Mako...


Ga3adna ana w rab3i nes sa3a net3abathh wen6el eb kel da3oos w zawya, techendes w temeqe6..

MAKO

haw?! ween ra7? bsmela tawwa tawwa ma 9arlee !...




Hneeeee Estaw3abt Eljareema alaati 7a9alatt
Enna mobiley 7abeeby 3azeezi netharr 3eeenii
ENBAAAGG..





7asbalkom sekkat?
NEVER !
Infact, saweet TESE3 ASHYAA2 !

Awal shayy saweeta tahawasht weya el 7mar eli yeshteghel bel ma7al eli yeshbah Harry Potter, leanna ma 3a6ani wayh youm getla. Qaleel eladab, ana dam3etti eb3eeni wohwa "Next, Please"

Thaaanii shay saweeta fattant 3ind el sher6y. La w Khatha mwa9afat el mobile. Wadre enna he probably threw the paper away along with the other 20+ lost mobile reports he recieved that day.

Thaaalith shay saweeta reja3t 3ind Harry Potter w getla bakalem el manager

Raaaabi3 shay saweeta ghesabt el manager yefta7li el office eli belda3oos ta7at 3ashan ewareeni el video footage 3ashan a6ee7 3al 7arami wa3eesh dour el mo7aqeqa, eli 6ool 3omre mayta ba3eeshah

Khaamis shay saweeta tahawasht weya el manager leanna gam ECHATHEBNI wegool inna I never had a phone in my hand assasan lama dekhalt el ma7al.

Saaadis shay saweeta ga9eet wayh el manager youm refa3t eedi bel footage w tekalamt 3alphone

Sabe3 shay saweeta tahawasht marra thanya weyahh leanna gali "I have a meeting now and i have to leave" , ma3ana lail7een ma we9alna 7ag maq6a3 el boug.

Thamin shay saweeta 9amamt enna elmanager uho el bawwag, leanna mo rathy ykamelli el footage.

Tase3 shay saweeta karaht nafse 3ogob ma 7aseet belthanb w 7ashnii taa'neb thameer leanne ebkaifaa saweta mojrem 3ala mo mala khelg yahalo..

w bas.




Enbaag !
Thalaaiit leyyaaaaalii affaker feeh meshtaga :(
Meshtaga 7ag el games eli 3omeri ma 6aleet fehom, maqhooora 3ala kel el arqam eli ra77at, me7tarra 3al e9war eli madre ween eb ay dahya yemken ew9alaw..

Walhana 3al khafsa eli 3al cover mn 6ai7ta bel banyo, w 3ala lezlooq eli ma ten3add mn kether'hom..
Wil rannaatt!! ghneyat efta7 ya simsim w bombo! w voiceclipna msaween dagga 3ala pizza hut dageen nesta3ba6
VIDEOATTY ! Umbaih fashla! Kan 3indi video ga3da a6eg ergoba em9adga ro7i WA7ERRRR A7ERRR mal kaff !!

Shufooh shufoooh eb themat'kom!

Ebthemat'kom! Ma dama3taw?
Wala noq6at netfa?
Akkkh yal qahar !













9ABER 9ABER 9ABER...

Ma khala9t :)

Elyoum..


Some of my old carton boxes min theech el senna 6al3ohum mn el storage
Lgeet jan6a qadeema 7eel been aghrathy.
3ateejaaaaaa
Mn ayaaam theek essenna..

Feta7t'haa..
I reached in
And pulled outt..


















Gara6es 3loch

na3am?
Laykoon 7asbal'kom lgeeta?
Ayaal miga9ee9

Laaa laa
enbaag,,

Khala9 its official ;p

Bkel Theqah..

Na9or my 10 year old brother just uploaded the #1 best facebook photo and comment bel wejooooood..

Chaykaw..

AKHHAIIIIIIIIHHH ;* ;*; *

3yal Fagir

Gabel LA abdy,, khal ashra7 7alat'na el maddeyya 7aliyyan, bema inna ma3ashatna bacher ebtanzel..


Dilly.. MFALSA.
Zozo.. MFALSA AKTHAR
Ana.. O3tabbar el ghaneya bainatna.. :P Bas hamm... mga76a .. :P


Nabdi !

Knt metfalseffa w ray7a bashteri maktab w shelves.. Wllaaa 6la3aw kartooneeen kubbor rasi, wa7id wazna 15kg wethani 20kg.. Wa7naa mashala allah laywarekom ashkalna.. Wa7da 3anoona wazen'ha bel 40s, ethanya qazma w feha disc.. w ana.... Ana ahabel el7emdelah :P
nzain al7een shlon enshel'hum?


"Khanboog 3arabana min el jam3eyya!"


Re7na rakeeeeth el jam3eyya eli yamna, sa7abna 3arabana (which just HAD to be the weird one which moves diagonally)..
W ga3deen en3abel eb hal karateen, nabi endakhel'hom bel 3arabana min gheer 7alat waffat..
Kan ako athneena kwaiteyeen bel ma7al weyanna.. wa7id mtani7 wethani yeth7ak 3alaina.. Afffa afffaa 3yal derti! 6ala3taw mo shgerdeya!.. BelQA9EB dakhalna'hom..


Khosh?
Far7aneen w Sa3eedeeen tawna yayeen ne6la3...
Chaann..

















enshof HATHA

Madre sheno ohwa bethab6.. bas enna eyshaweg :p w kan ako sign fogah, ina kan eb £80 msawena eb £25 .. Kan ako wa7id azrag bo6agga mafeeh features, w hatha elaswad elCOOOOOL eli nabeeh!!

Sheno ehya el features, manadri...
Bas NABEEH nabeeh! ;p

"Waaayy wannasa!"
"Abiiiii !! Plz 7addi emfalsa!.. Ayshayy mako ella 7abbetain?"
"Way laa! Biikhale9!"
"Zozo, ana ashtereelich yah, erkhee9 eb £25!.. bakheth wa7id 7agi w wa7ed 7aggech, w redeeeli lefloos lama yanzel el ma3ash.."

ETEFAQNA!


Al7een 3indena 3arbana mabyoga feha karateen.. w hal kerseyaain AKBAR W AKBAR min hathailak el karateen..

"Ro7ay boogay 3arabana thanya!"

Sa7abna el karateen lail cashier.. Meshta6een w 7ala! Kersey eyshaweg !.. Mo tharoori, w ma abeeh.. Bas eyshaweg! Werkhee9! MAL MOFT!! Laish laa?..

Faj'aa...

"That will be £120 !"

Na3am? .. Mo chenna elwa7id eb £25? Ya3ni athnenhom eb £50?..

"No, I'm sorry.. You misunderstood.. That sign is for that other blue chair..."

3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaahga !! ..
La wel kwaiteyeen el athneena lail7eenhum bel ma7al weyyana.. :P

6afkom el terege3 bs...
"Ahhhh okay so whats the difference?"
"Do you have it in green?"
"Aaaahh no thank you, it not what we want... we would like to cancel our order.."

.. wGabbaina :P


Wgafna bel mo6ar 10 mins waiting for a taxi van yertha endakhel kartoneen kober rasii bel dabbah..
Akhir shay ma lgaina fa teda3asna eb taxi 3adi..

Youm we9alt el bait w 7a6ait el karateen 3al arth, garaait eshmaktoob 3alaihom..
Athari athneenhom BAS THE SHELVES..

Ya3ni nsaiina el desk bel ma7al.

:)
Shay jameel ..

P.S. 7abbait abasher'kom enny lgeet el fatora el7emdellah, fa barja3lehom..

P.P.S w ham 7abbait abasher'kom enna haddaina el 3arabana bel sekkah :D... Hailag hailllagg...

7azzat El7azza ...

Tkhayelaw ga3den tetmashon weya a friend. Faj2a *SMACK* t6ee7 ghashyanna 3alarth w tekfakh ras'ha 3al cement..


Scenario
"...7anan grabs her friends's arms and straightens her body, and makes sure her airway is clear. She calls the police as she checks her friend's head for any wounds. Her friends arrive as she's gently wiping cool water over her unconcious friend's face and neck.."


Walakin..









Tadron Shsawat 9adeeqat'kom?


Wgefatt etla3li3 wetnagez belshari3..
*jump* *jump* *jump*"ABBAIH !! ABBAIHH ! ABBBAAAAIIH ! HADEEEEEEEEELL!! HADEEEEL MATTTATT! *jump* *jump* *jump* HADEEEEEEL GOOMAY PLEEEAAASSSE ABBAIH HADEEEEEEL 6A77ATTTTTT LAAAAAAAA2222... LA222222!!!..."*jump* *jump* *jump* ...









Bas ;p
Hatha eli sawaita ;p
And I continued doing that until elbanat yaw :P


Fa lama tshufoon filem actionawy, RAJA2ANN la teg3edon tetfalsefon wet9arkhon "ya ghabeyyyaa rekthayy! ya bgarra warrachh! yaa thola hideeeeh wen7ashayy!"


Cuz you'd do the same dumb thing!
heh..

You Make Me Sick.

Mawtho3 ba6 chabde.
Wayed.

Okay.

7abbait awathi7 cham shaghla 7ag certain people who think they know everything..

If a girl doesn't wear the 7jab, that does NOT in any way prove that she is "ray7a feeha" wilaa aqal min elmet7ajba.

If a girl finds it acceptable to chat with her male classmates, it does NOT in any way make her "cheap" or "easy".

If a girl has some male collegues/school friends in her facebook list it does NOT in any way mean that "matghar 3ala nafes'ha" or "7ad'ha free"..

If a girl's parents and brothers are aware of all of these things and find them acceptable it does NOT in any way show that "Mayadroon 3annha" or mean they're "free kuwait"..



HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME.



Just because you were taught a certain set of morals by your parents it doesnt make you right and everyone else wrong. Etha inta meqtene3 billy ahalik 3alimok yaa, thats fine, bel3ax 3alaik bel 3afya. Bas different people have been raised in different ways. Fa la tafreth rayik 3al nas,, 6abeq 3ala nafsik!


This is the sort of thing thats happening..
".. Falantana was taught that its acceptable for a grown girl to wear short-sleeved shirts in public. 3ilanna was taught the opposite.
Therefore, 3ilanna has the right to say Falantana ray7a feha.."


NO! NO! NO!
Leanna elmawthoo3 would be entirely different if 3ilanna was taught that it was okay to wear ne9 chem, right? Faj2a Falantana would be a" good person"?


3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Et7eroooonnn !!






My parents are aware of kelshay I am up to, and methel ma ohma RABONI w KABERONI, i think they can still take it from here. Its not your job and it never was! Ana mo khasha shay minhom and mo ga3da asawi shay ghala6!

You embody the purest form of intolerance.
Jahleen, w 6ool 3omer'kom bet'theloon JAHLEEN.

HOW DARE YOU PRETEND YOU KNOW ME.

You make me sick.
Chub..

Facebook Cliches ;p

3ishtaw "Cliches" ;p Ya7laili 9ert atshai7a6 :P
elmohem.. kelna 3indena facebook, at least most of us do. W elshakh9eyat ga3da tetkarar wayed :P.. You'll defnitely have most of these people eb ur lists..

• El9akhhaa eli profilah mayiit mafeeh 7araka.. Bas tadrun ina kelyoum ydish we7oos bil khash wil das :P
  
  

• Elii 7eel meshta6een 3al status updates :P.. Kel ma ktebaw shay, galaw qessat 7ayat'hom kelha... "Abbaih baard :D 76aw AlRai channel !! woohoo bachir ba7ar! Saroh ween qalami? Baba zafniiii! :( Wegaf fena el a9an9air! Elyom kaleet kerwason! ~ Khadamatna in7ashat!!! XD" ...
  
  

• Mughramat Farmville. Tdiiish, twakel elbugar wetge9 el 7asheesh w tamshi ;p La status update la ba6eekh.
  
  

• Elmilaqq eli no3'hom "inside jokes" 6ool el wagt, all over the place...
  "Saroh! Roub w khyar haa? :P"
  "Eeeh eeh!! Wainaaaa wainaa el hindy hathak 3aniich :P"
  "O9999 bala fthaye7 la agol salfat el fa7am ;p"... chabbaw, matshawgon.
  
  
  
• Eli mayadron shesalfa. Yamshon we6egoon el like button. Al7een salfa 9arat gabel la a3arfich, "Mariam Al-t likes this" shmalaa? Laish tkalkeen tsawen ro7ich tadren shesalfa? ;p
  
  

• Elmishta6een. m9a6reen esem 78 felem bel "Favourite Movies", w katbeen qessat 7ayat'hom bel info section, w el contact details KELLA m3abenaa... Tara no one reads :D
  
  
  
• Razzat Elwayh.. Some guy your friend knows who ALWAYS seems to like every status you like, ALWAYS comments right after you do ... I'm sure everyone has them ;p
  
  

• Qaleelat el adab, eli bas tamshi wetdager bel awadiim leen akhr shay takel'ha 3adil. Hathi ana 3ala fekra ;p
  
  

• El qa9eb ana 7elwa. Kel 9war'ha feha nafs el 7arakka... m6al3a bur6em'ha laih jedam,, w3yon'ha 3al segaf, wem9awra her mirror reflection :P.. na6rat'kom tgoloon "Woooooww jameelahhh!"..
  
  
• w ham ako el qa9eb ana 7elo. Labis lacoste w rayban, wilzegarra bil eed.. qa9ib cool. Yakhi mo cool! Mo cool! Leanni lei7en athker shaklik ayam el taqweem wil karsh belmadresa.. Fa mo cool!
  
  

• Political Drama Queens. Meshta6een 3ala akhir fethee7at na2ib madre meno madre sheno w kela garga bel 3arabi w kalimat matenfehem...
  
  
  
• Eli yannat weg3idatt.. She was a nice girl in school.. Last month she changed her facebook name to Ga6wa Cute and started uploading innapropriate pictures and adding random guys... Hmmmmmm... :P
  
  
• El khisheeesha eli yemse7oon kelshay. Their walls are empty, 3ala6ool "Flana has no more posts to show".. Eeh leeesh :D Khante6amash! yah!
  
  
  
• The idiot who thinks short-cutting their name wont reveal their identity :P ... Ftm Fln tarra ya3ni daraina ennech Fa6ma Elflanni :P
  
  
  
• That weirdo cousin of yours who studies abroad and you havent spoken to in months.. Then faj2a on ur wall "Yal booma killa mennich 7eragt 9eb3i wana a6bakh."
  
  
  
• Elmo9irr. Yoba sawaitlek decline friend request 6 times, shmala m7anich? And its always random people you dont know !! Haw mo qaseb haw !
  
  
• Athneen mutual friends, wayed meshta6een 3ala ba3ath w 7ail esolfon through their walls. W your homepage gets flooded eb sowalef'hom eli mal'ha nehayya :P... and its aaaalllways something to do with one of them traveling to a place they claim to be really fun but sounds super boring..
  
  

Can you think of any more? :P

Emsa7 Werba7

Ba6alna Cosmo Magazine thak el youm w 6ala3lena imsa7 werba7.
Dilly elshigerdeyya tshai7e6at w 7aiiil temesa7.

YOU ARE A WINNER!
call 1234567777 to find out what your prize is!!

6ab3an kelnaa 6ay7een'la 6naza bas Dilly 7addha mestansa w 3aysha eddour. Khme6at el talifone w daggat, tabi elcode 3ashan testelem ja2ezat'ha el kubra..


"Dilly kharabee6 ga9een 3aleech.."
"Laaa ana fizt!.. Tkhayelay fezt malyon? Allaaaahhhhh wallah ashtery nadi Liverpool.."
"Ya mama ga9een 3alech.."
"Khanesmaaaa3 zeen.."


Thalat 10 digayeg na6ra "ja2ezat'ha" 3al kha6 leen khala9 ra9eed'ha.
Chan testelem talifone Zozo.
W tan6er.. tan6er.. tan6er..


"La7tha.. three frogs?.. and two camels.. eeeeeeh hay ana!Hatha hatha el code malii! HEYYYYAAAA.!!9aber 9aber chabbaw basma3 el code!"







fazat £10.
Ya3ni 5 dananeer.
w ma la7iigat tanqel el code min z3aj the7ekna
Ya3ni.. mako ethbat en'ha fazat.




Ya3ni.. Thaye3at ra9eed £30 3al Habani.





Right now, as i write this... Kaahya kaayha ga3da yamii ga3da temsa7 Cart yideeed. Lil marra el malyoun.

"Dilly tara gmaar!"
"Shako? Kho fizt"

Tfathal :P
Ayyy Daaaaaaaaad ByDaaaaad..

Nam bekeer.. 2oom bekeer..

Methel ma tadruuuun.. 3indi meshkela with waking up el9eb7 on time. Yakhi nuweema lebnaya, shetsawi ya3ni ;p

Bas 3indi lekom khosh tekateek 7ag ta3deel el nwam. Jarbuhom ..

1. Spinkle shwayat johnsons baby powder all over your covers, pillow and sheets.. khabkhebooooh 3adel w che kefkhaw kelshay eb eed'kom. Then settle in. Madre laish bas el7araka etkhaderni w 3ala6ol akhmed... ;p
   
   
2. Ru7aw bookstore. Dawraw amlaq w as'khaf w alwa3 ketab you can get your hands on. Jad wallah reading like 4 pages will make your eyelids give up mn el malaqa..
   
   
3. Jadmaw sa3at'kom by rube3 sa3ah. Agom el9eb7 9rakh wemrakath w 7osah, w bas a6la3 mn el bait akteshef ena 3indi an extra rube3 sa3a .. a7la shu3or bel denya :D bas lelasaf 9ayra athakar el extra time the second i open my eyes ..
   
   
4. YOQAL.. YOQAL.. rubbing your hands together then placing your fingertips on your closed eyelids when you first wake up will give you energy madre sheno w tet9a79e7on bser3a. Kalak.
   
   
5. Get someone to call you and wake you up. Hal mashro3 fashil ma3ay, leani maste7i 3ala wayhi w mo bas a7ger. illa asheela waseda 3ala6ool bewyoh'hum.
   

Got Any other ideas?

Mughamarat Elmwa9al

7athreti 3afsa nomti 3ala bo weekend. Ams belail metwatra madre eshloun bagom 7ag anatomy at 11.30 am.

Thalaait sa3tain afaker eb khe6a strateejeya, w kel shway aghayer rayi.

Elwath3 ebachi kan. Mnsad7a atgalab sa3ten. Faj2a 7a6a aghani watragas 3ashan la adookh w awa9il... Faj2a ahawin wansede7... Marra wa7da atshawag wag3ad a3achef sha3ri..

Youm 9arat elsa3a 5 am westaw3abt ina khe6at lemwa9al shakel'ha betkoon FASHLA, gelt khal anamli sa3tain thalath waqa9eb nafsi el9eb7 ennii agoom.

Khemadt ..



*10.55*

.... "La2 la2 ... plz bser3a 9ar 9eb7.. 3yoooniii... plz 5 more minutes... a9lan a9lan a9lan meno egom 10:55! Amlaq... Khale'ha 11.00... 7atta ilRaqam ashwag..."



*11:00*

... "Way ayshay! yestahbal el alarm!... Masra3.. Wayy frashi dafii barah bard... shway ba3ad.."



*11:05*

... "dayykhha... a9lan Mo zain adish wana daykha.. ba3dain ma3loomati tetkharba6.. wasqe6.. wanhar nafseyan.. mo zain 7ag 9e7etii.. lazim ajazif shwaya la2ana mostaqbali mohem..."


*11:10*

"Kho 5 minutes w 10 mins nafs el shay... 3adi albs bser3a.. wAttedala3 wabcheeli dam3a awal ma adish 3asas layzefoni... A9lan yamdeni 5 more mins.."

Hne madre esh9ar belthab6 ;p

Madre eshra3a9t...

Faj2a..


*11:30*

"Laai7en ma rann el alarm? Allah wanaassa... these 5 minutes 6awelaw.. eehh! hathi 5 mins san3a!.. mo tawwaa chena sebaq... Shakli 3indi bo 2 or 3 mins, tawenass.."


Bas sheft el sa3a dashh feeni yinni.
Negazt min lefrash w bserrrrrr3aa bserrr3aa 9arokh ga3da arage3 eb3omre.. Zain ma 6ala3t belsekka eb 6aqim bejamti w kisheti.. Combo ra2e3 el9ara7a, 6afkum.

6ab3an 7aiiil te7ethef wsabb wtele3inn..
w brovatt tereg3 7ag lama adkhal..

"Im so sorry Sir! My glasses were missing and i couldnt see without my glasses to find my glasses.." (btw ma3indi glasses)

"I was so sick this morning, i really thought i had swine flu so i decided not to come and harm my fellow classmates.."

Chan adig 3ala Lj, wh0's in my anatomy class, bashof etha bedaw wela laa'..

"Alooo Lujaino!"
"Haaaa 9aba7 el khaiir"
"bidaytawww?!"
"Haa?"
"Umbaiih weeenich!"
"Ana ray7a starbucks weya zozo!"

*faqarat 9adma*

"Ayshay! Cham elsa3a?"
"3ashr o ni9!"





Ya7laaiili.. Mo mjadma sa3ti by one hour 3ashan we9alna wintertime ... welsa3a tetghayar ;p
kent emghayrat'ha elaila eli gabelha bas madre esh9ar..
madre madre..
la tes2eluni ;p


3ogob maa kafakht w sabbait ro7i, w lebast w khala9t w ba6la3 mn el baiit..
7asafa chan nemtli sa3a zyada :D..

Crank That

Hap Post ehda2 7ag BuBu ;*

Once upon a time eb zwarat bait yadite dakhalt gherfat el yahal; a room filled with about a dozen kids aged 2 to 13 7a6eenli ghneya mayshon 9ayra w yettrag9on winagzoon.

Shway gara9t eb hatha, shway cha3amt eb hatha hatha, shway rafast eb hatha.. Chan asw3eb leghneyya elhailegeya eli 7a6een'haa w ga3den yetdareboun 3aleeha rag9a.

"Wai3 shal aghani, min wain telgon hal sowaliif ?.. "

Faj2a.
" :S ... Mat3arfeen Soulja boy?"

"La2. Shibee3 hatha ;p"

Sheft 3yon el yahal kelha 3alaayy.
"Mat3arfeeen Soulja Boy??!!?!!"
"Shlon mat3arfena!"
"Min 9ejech?"

...


Soulja boy ? Esma 7atta mo marr 3alay! Abadan!! W shenu uhwa bethab6?! Esem leghneya? Wela esem el freqa? Wala el mughani? Aw el album? Sh3arafni b'hal suwalif ana! Zain miny a3arif Barack Obama, etgululi Soulja Madre mino?

"AYYYYSHAY !! Mat3arif Soulja boy!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaak"

"Hathi wain tadris, 9umal!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaak"

"Mat3arfeeen shayy!!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaak""


LAAAAA2 !!
Wayhe gam e7athef alwan
Ghayart wagfete.. 9ert wagfa wagfat el terege3
wagfat "i dont care"



"Ehh la2!.. eehh,, Ambala! A3arfa ... Bas ma77ebba,, O nisait esma.."

"Kaaaaaaaaaaak"

"Sheno ya3ni! Who cares! kho mo qor2an!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaak"

"A3arfa ! 9ij... 7atta a3arif 50 cent ba3ad!!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaak"

"A3aaarfaaaaahhh!! "

Na9or Ukhoy "Ahhhaha 7anano etfashleen wallah!"

"Na9ir ISKIT !!"

"Takleen Biscuit!!!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaak"






3AAAAAAAAAAA ;@


9aber 9aber 9aber..
Khalaw my humiliation jedam el yahal aside :P...



How did this happen?

Once upon a time i was cool! Kint 7aftha kel aghani lajnabeyya min rabe3 bsb w blue w madre meno... knt haba eb kil habba, min inflatable school bags to scooters to tatoo bo 3ilch ! Click HERE for evidence

I was Da Bomb!

DA BOMB !



Walakin el ziman ghadar..
Ghadaaarr!
Jad wallah wild bent 3amii e7eb Soulja boy! wallah el 3atheem he's 3! Ante7er? jad jad ante7er?..
9ert Da2a 2adeema ;(


I did my research that night w lgeet THIS VIDEO w fahamt el qamanda (sorry mu rathe e9er embeded)
Wallah 7assa bil uboh! 7ADDDII 7assaah feeh!

Eb themat'kom hathi eghneya? Shfee Rwaiished? Shfee, nagseta eed wla reel 3ashan tesme3on hal ezbala?


P.s. wana sawi my "research" it took me like 10 minutes to realise it was spelt "Soulja" and not "Sajja" ;$... Babchy.

Kiil Bux bTa3looma

Ams ana w zozo mjableen ba3ath bil msn w ga3den entenaqash neqash 7arr. 7arr 7arr jeddann. Darr baina mn athqaff wa arqa 7ewarat bel wejood. Atwaqa3 Barack Obama becha youm darra inaa 6affah el neqash..

Guy Punches.

"A7is guy punches really hurt!"
"Eeeeh off men9ejich, akeed they doo!"
"Ee wa7na banootaat 3anoonaat akeed be3awer!"
"Min galb"
"A7iss falantan buxa e3awer :O"
"El7een shako falantan bel salfa?"
"Madre che a7is"
etc etc...



Nezal 3alaay el wa7i faj'aa w seeda raketh darr umi wobooy..


"Yoba! 6eggni Bux 3ala eedi!"

Uboy "A6igich Bux?"

"Eeeh eeh yalla 6igne!"

"Sh7agga yoba?"

"Inta al7een 6egnii..!!"

*thump* 3a6ani wa7da 3ala zandi.

"Ayshay! Hatha buxik? May3awer, kaaaaak!"










Chaaann ya36eeeniii Thaaaakkk Elll Buuuxx :P

Buxx ENNAAMMA AIIIIH!!!

Khdarat eeedi khdarat !!
Mako 7saaass maa 7iss bshay!
7asait chnaa mako eed, ma3indi!
Eldamm kela kela en7ash!!
Jesmi mo me3teref eb zandi mn kether el 3awarr!

*clutching my arm* " :O :O :O"

"7anano ? Hal 6agga 3aweretch? Yallaahh 3ad kanat 6agga khafeefa !"

*men9admaa* " :O :O :O :O :O"

"9ej wallaah ta3awartaaay baba?"

" :O :O :O :O"

"Enzain ta3aalay ta3alaayy rideeli yaha :P"

"Sharidlik!"

"Bashooof Buxich eshlon 9ayer"




Thalaait bo 3asher degayeg a6ag6ig 3ala zanda..

Yeth7ak!!

Jad jad yeth7ak!

Men9ejaa 3inda etha7ek!

"Men9ejech 7anano? Hathi 6agetich? Aqwa!"

"Ehhh la7tha 9aber! Hatha kan brova! A9lann ana mkhafefa 3alaik wayed,, 3asas la3awrik..."


Wared a36eeeh AQWAA MA 3INDII..
Ham yeth7ak!



Laih hal daraja elbanat ekhre6y ya3ne?!
Farathan hejam 3alay wa7ed ne9 elail? Ba6iiga chethe?
Shakla bemoot mn el the7ik wehidni..

Shasawi eb 3omre ?!
Dawruuli 7al !!
heeeefffftttt ;x

Fatwa

Ana wayed 3indi 6ab3 inyy belbaiit atla3ab eb 7jabaat omi ... Albes'hom wa7oos fehom wag3ad atte9awar. Ennas talbes le7jab barra el bait w tef9akhaa dakhel, wanaa el 3ax ;p

Elmohem, elyoum 3gb el f6our ga3da al3ab be7jab omii wa7oos feeh.. Chan altefet 3ala awkhayya Na9or who's 10 years old

Ana 'Na9or ! Eshrayek Atte7ajab?"

Na9or *3yonaaa 3al shasha yel3ab ps3* "Emmm.. madree... Keefich.."

"La jad jad! Eshrayik fene bel 7jab? .... At7ajab?"

"Eeeh ..."

*Hne Fera7t shway,, gelt zaiiin wallah yemken min waranaa 3inda swalif deep thinking w having an opinion w rab3a.. Fa qaseb ba6ali3 minaahh kalam mothaqaf waftekher feeh..*

"9ej wallah? :D ...Shma3na?"

"Madree ga3d ashayer. Wakhray mashoof!"

"Na9oro jad min9ejy! Inzain tabbi tezawaj wa7da met7ajbaa wlaa laa?"

"Met7ajbaa.."

"9ej :D... Eshma3na?"

"Madree ga3d ashayer !... Lama a9eer kber a9eer thakiii wa3arif akhtar"

"Inzaaain yalla 3aad, 3a6ni rayiikk... at7aaajab wlaa laa?"

"eeeh..."

*Ehneee 9ar fene yemken feee amal el walad ! Yemken yetghashmar !*

"9eej :D... Laish?"

"Leanna sha3rich kisha w ma7ib ashoofa"





Gelt al7een begule "Leaanii agharrrr 3alaich ya ekhty el jameelaaa elmuth'helaa eli chenha el bakhatt ..."

Piiiiisht !


3gb kel hal ta3ab w flous eli enga6at .. Zabuu6 elneg3a eguli kisha? kisha? kisha? kisha? Sa3tain mjaabla elmantharaa weya hal curling iron,, wkel eshway chawya ethni ... Akhrat'ha kisha? kisha? kisha? kisha?

Fa ya3ni rajaa2ann yali esh3or'kom "kisha" .... ta7ajebaw AL7EEN.
Yakhe kaifa el walad, may7eb eshoof ya3ad..

fa raja2an plz ya3ni :)

Tefugig

Tefugig (verb) - Another word for tefelsef.

I have a scar on my right thigh. Right above my knee. 9arlaa cham senna, wal7een khaff wayed shway wroo7 a9lan. Tabuun et3arfun sheno qessat hal scar?
3ad agolekom !

3ala ayam el thanaweyya madresat'na el COOL el HIPHOP wadatna re7la LiMadeenat Eltarfeheyya. 7anan 7athrat'ha labsa bermouda w ne9 chem, khosh ?

Ma thalat le3ba wadra em9adya ma rekabnaha w galabnaha hulaaila. Ma thaal bangaali w shaghal ma athaynaah w sa7alnah w ga9eena 3alaih. Ma thal du3aa' ma da3aaita wana atteragas mn el khouf eb galbaat qe6ar el mout

Chan eyyeeeee dour ElJandool, The King ... bo nazlitaaiin. We left the best till last !

Rekabt ana jdaam w Milli warray.
Bas 9a3adna foug, weleshyar gha6atna w ma7ad yesma3na, gemna enkhor'ha 3ala bo ma7ad eshof/yesma3. W 3ad bdaaaina bel tefugig ! Sheghel agoom w ogaf 3ala reel wa7da bel 9a3da.. Sheghel tedumbek w te9efeg.. Sheghel shway wad3as rass Milli bel may.

Kena Ga3deen Che.
(ana eli etshaweg om Fionkah 3ala ras'ha)


14 year old 7anan faj2aa decided to ma9ekh'ha a little. Ga3adt bel maglooub. Eeeh na3am. As in mjabla milli w ma36eyya thahre el nazla. Yakhe lebnaya creative, shensawi ba3ad ;p

Ya3nii Ga3dity 9arat Che !



Adre ena rasmi raw3a. Fa rajaa2an ask for permission before you steal ;p

Elwath3 9ar chay w gahwa, w ya7laaile merrtazza w mestansa mako meshkela. Chan eyee dour elNazla elthanya. Sakkart 3yoooonii tawni yaya a9arekh..
Faj'aa asma3 6ag6egga qaweyyyyaa w 7asaait eb 3aawwwarrr ebjesmii. Athaari 9ar fene ..




















Che



Again, adre enni fannana. Please ask for permisson before you steal :p

And i was stuck and couldn't get out. Knt Magdar a7arek shay illlaah eedi weryooli.. W7aiil ashawett wala3lii3 w milli 6ay7atlaa thak el the7ik eli mala nehhayya.. The7ik bo 'akafekh fekhthy', 3araftooh? 3araftooh? Wetsa7ebb wetzekh eb eedi wanaa wa3alaya a7awiil akawer jesmi 3alasas e9eer korbon wezghayer and slips out.. Mako fayda. Wel3awaaaar, abbaiih ergbti men3awya wel7adayed etzaleqni 9oub eeedi.. I started to panic 7aiil.

9ar fene khala9 ana bamoot elyoum. Elnass etmoot shuhadaa'.. Or peacefully in their sleep. Wana 7athretty mafqoo9a eb jandool bel jahra maywain,, Shay jameel.

Belqaseb madre eshloun 6ale3atnii,, 7adda 7adda right before the game ended.. ;p washoof hal jar7 3ala fekhthy that starts just after my bermouda fabric ends,, 7aiil e9ebb damm. And so my scar was born.

The moral of the story is....
La talbesoun bermouda 7ag madeenat eltarfeheya ;p

wsalamatkom :D


P.s. Tara ga9ait 3alaikom, we didnt leave the jandool till last leana its the best. Ommi galatli khaleeh akher shay 3ashan la testabredain w tamretheen 3alaina ... :D I am very cool !