3ishtaw "Cliches" ;p Ya7laili 9ert atshai7a6 :P
elmohem.. kelna 3indena facebook, at least most of us do. W elshakh9eyat ga3da tetkarar wayed :P.. You'll defnitely have most of these people eb ur lists..
- El9akhhaa eli profilah mayiit mafeeh 7araka.. Bas tadrun ina kelyoum ydish we7oos bil khash wil das :P
- Elii 7eel meshta6een 3al status updates :P.. Kel ma ktebaw shay, galaw qessat 7ayat'hom kelha... "Abbaih baard :D 76aw AlRai channel !! woohoo bachir ba7ar! Saroh ween qalami? Baba zafniiii! :( Wegaf fena el a9an9air! Elyom kaleet kerwason! ~ Khadamatna in7ashat!!! XD" ...
- Mughramat Farmville. Tdiiish, twakel elbugar wetge9 el 7asheesh w tamshi ;p La status update la ba6eekh.
- Elmilaqq eli no3'hom "inside jokes" 6ool el wagt, all over the place...
"Saroh! Roub w khyar haa? :P"
"Eeeh eeh!! Wainaaaa wainaa el hindy hathak 3aniich :P"
"O9999 bala fthaye7 la agol salfat el fa7am ;p"... chabbaw, matshawgon. - Eli mayadron shesalfa. Yamshon we6egoon el like button. Al7een salfa 9arat gabel la a3arfich, "Mariam Al-t likes this" shmalaa? Laish tkalkeen tsawen ro7ich tadren shesalfa? ;p
- Elmishta6een. m9a6reen esem 78 felem bel "Favourite Movies", w katbeen qessat 7ayat'hom bel info section, w el contact details KELLA m3abenaa... Tara no one reads :D
- Razzat Elwayh.. Some guy your friend knows who ALWAYS seems to like every status you like, ALWAYS comments right after you do ... I'm sure everyone has them ;p
- Qaleelat el adab, eli bas tamshi wetdager bel awadiim leen akhr shay takel'ha 3adil. Hathi ana 3ala fekra ;p
- El qa9eb ana 7elwa. Kel 9war'ha feha nafs el 7arakka... m6al3a bur6em'ha laih jedam,, w3yon'ha 3al segaf, wem9awra her mirror reflection :P.. na6rat'kom tgoloon "Woooooww jameelahhh!"..
- w ham ako el qa9eb ana 7elo. Labis lacoste w rayban, wilzegarra bil eed.. qa9ib cool. Yakhi mo cool! Mo cool! Leanni lei7en athker shaklik ayam el taqweem wil karsh belmadresa.. Fa mo cool!
- Political Drama Queens. Meshta6een 3ala akhir fethee7at na2ib madre meno madre sheno w kela garga bel 3arabi w kalimat matenfehem...
- Eli yannat weg3idatt.. She was a nice girl in school.. Last month she changed her facebook name to Ga6wa Cute and started uploading innapropriate pictures and adding random guys... Hmmmmmm... :P
- El khisheeesha eli yemse7oon kelshay. Their walls are empty, 3ala6ool "Flana has no more posts to show".. Eeh leeesh :D Khante6amash! yah!
- The idiot who thinks short-cutting their name wont reveal their identity :P ... Ftm Fln tarra ya3ni daraina ennech Fa6ma Elflanni :P
- That weirdo cousin of yours who studies abroad and you havent spoken to in months.. Then faj2a on ur wall "Yal booma killa mennich 7eragt 9eb3i wana a6bakh."
- Elmo9irr. Yoba sawaitlek decline friend request 6 times, shmala m7anich? And its always random people you dont know !! Haw mo qaseb haw !
- Athneen mutual friends, wayed meshta6een 3ala ba3ath w 7ail esolfon through their walls. W your homepage gets flooded eb sowalef'hom eli mal'ha nehayya :P... and its aaaalllways something to do with one of them traveling to a place they claim to be really fun but sounds super boring..
24 Cupcakes:
LOOOOOL (as usual) :D
yes one more.
"Losers" who almost added everyone in the facebook (those whose their friends list is more than 3000 friend).
I have nothing to do with facebook or Ketab al-wajeh as Mic embalta3 does call it ;p
3ejabni ta7lelech lesha59eyat looool and I liked these the most
(( El qa9eb ana 7elwa. Kel 9war'ha feha nafs el 7arakka... m6al3a bur6em'ha laih jedam,, w3yon'ha 3al segaf, wem9awra her mirror reflection :P.. na6rat'kom tgoloon "Woooooww jameelahhh!"..
w ham ako el qa9eb ana 7elo. Labis lacoste w rayban, wilzegarra bil eed.. qa9ib cool. Yakhi mo cool! Mo cool! Leanni lei7en athker shaklik ayam el taqweem wil karsh belmadresa.. Fa mo cool!))
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
cheerful-colored blog by the way :D
another reason i hate FB:P
el7ya jamela bedona 9adgene :P
Ako 1 more:
Eli mu3ajibha shay ou kila tit7al6aam 3ala il ako wel mako ou it7alil shakh9eyat il3alam ou mu rathya itsakker il account;p
ou thanks 3al tip malat Ga6wa Cute.. Im already on facebook searching;) :p
Candy eeeh 9a7 nsait'hom ;p.. Sheghel atheef nas min russia w greece 3ashan a9ek el 400s :D
msha3erha afffa afffa laiish :P Yalla enshallah u make an account soon ;p Thanks for stopping by sis :)
Madre shakw Ghal6annaaa 9adgenii ;p
Saud.. Low Blow :).. And calm down that wasnt a real name, just the sort they'd pick.
You, my friend, have hit the jackpot for the funniest facebook post! I laughed at this so hard- because I could think of real life examples haha!
Well, I could think of one more. People who don't update their status for a while, and once they do, they start asking weird questions, "What is life really?" "Do you think God has great plans for all of us?"
It's like facebook turned into a holy site.
Great post, I might add :)
willy kil ma tenassamt 7a6atli maq6a3 eghneya! eqethooni shakhbari aghani... soo msn 2000. oo her wall 3ebara 3an stupid updates that no one comments on!
baaih, thats totally right, i can think of more..
when bothers of friends, u know they r sitting in the same place, or they can talk in the chat or mas or phone or whatever, but they keep writing personal things in their walls, qasb taboona ndri bsowalfkm, shkhsna ya akhi >.>
its fashion now, kids r on F.B :O
my cuzn, she's 8 or 9 am not sure, has an account!! 3yal aakhar zeman :O
but really cool post ;)
one more :
ely 3bala ena el facebook is their own blogger account. oo tg3d takteb, "surrounded by people but i feel so alone." ow "why can't anyone understand me? "
agool eklay 5ara w nch3may law3te chabdna! eff..
bas zain ngazerha 3laha :P
3ad lama asawe comment kla ta7grni lol ..
I love facebook ;p thats one more to add!
Ahahahahahahahaha oh god you're so funny min jd JBTEEHA!!
loool!
willi lail7een hab eb pet society
ashwa ina ma 3ndy facebook
Immaturely Mature
Ya bakhtiii ya bakhtiii ;p ... Eeeeh 3arafy'hom ;p Uhum wil emos, 3aysheen eddour w ma7ad ma36ehum wayh wa3alayya ;p
Shoosha
eeeeeeehh!! welwa7id eshek en'ha 3ashga bas yarabi el maqa6e3 mal'ha sheghel ebba3ath :P..
Green
3adii my bro is abt 10 w 3inda facebook :P.. jeel cool, shfeech yaba :P
Anonymous
So do i! ;p
Bliss
7abeeebti im glad you enjoyed that :D
Journal Entry
W their picture albums kila pet society photos :P...
eshda3wa
well it has its pros and cons.. defnitely pro if you dislike juicy drama :P
1- Pathetic 6ararwa who are always lonely o asking for someone to do things with them 'min y6l3 ma3ay' 'min yroo7 il filim ma3ay' 'min yelagenee wayh' mino mino... hathe ana by the way cause im lonely o ma7ad yabene
2- el 3yayra banat iblees, itshofeen ryal kateb MARRIED TO DANDERMA, o kil his friends MEN... itro7een itdezen lah friends request o emails o hi o hi ishmalah yal #@(%&(@%* @*%*#%*# *@#@&%@*@% *@%*@#* o decline o mako fayda... madry aro7 atnakar ib ism ryal o athefha o awa3edha mokan o aroo7 laha ados ib ba6enha
3- nesayt sorry :p
eeee etzakart raqam 3
el bent il maskeena ile mo wayed 7elwa y3ni bs it9awer roo7ha 100 sorra o it7e6hom o itlageen ommat la elaha ella allah it6ale3ha o itgool Wowwww itshawgeen flana o hooon ur so HOT o way la2 beyo'3ma 3lay min jamalich
3emyan? etha intay hot o 7elwa o etshaweg 3yal ana shino? Brooke Sheilds?
o la she adds more friends to get more compliments
Ee o number four... ma a7eb kilmat galub... amlaq amlaq amlaq AMLAQ kilma bel 3alam o sakhefa
almosst as sakhefa as MO SEJ... which i dont know why but people always say MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEEEEEEEEJ
eshda3wa cows of switzerland?
o the depressed friend 'mino 3inda du3a2 i5aleeni arta7 shway?' '9arli 2 hours abchi' .. shut up.
o the two best friends ily yaboon iwaroon kilman ina they're best friends o kil siwalifhom on a status mathaln: A7la 6al3a wya @Shahad Al.. and @Lulu Al..
b3dain malyooon comment 3an il6al3a..
o the person ily ihib 3ala ashya2 o kila ib their status.. mathalan this week Elvis.. fa it'thel 6ool ilsboo3 her status 3an Elvis<3 b3dain the next week Nutella, o etc..
o ako il milageef, ily n7alil win3ayib 3ala the types of facebookers mithilna:D
o the depressed friend 'mino 3inda du3a2 i5aleeni arta7 shway?' '9arli 2 hours abchi' .. shut up.
o the two best friends ily yaboon iwaroon kilman ina they're best friends o kil siwalifhom on a status mathaln: A7la 6al3a wya @Shahad Al.. and @Lulu Al..
b3dain malyooon comment 3an il6al3a..
o the person ily ihib 3ala ashya2 o kila ib their status.. mathalan this week Elvis.. fa it'thel 6ool ilsboo3 her status 3an Elvis<3 b3dain the next week Nutella, o etc..
o ako il milageef, ily n7alil win3ayib 3ala the types of facebookers mithilna:D
LMAO
seriously.. i want to meet you ;p
ee ee ma swety mention 7g el games amthal farmville wo pet society
wo ana kela a9wer weya rab3y mathlan 6al3t ba7r ma63am or whatever to be momerizeable
wo ele ye76on songs met2thren feha << chene mo menhom
oooooo ba3d shenoo a2222 nice post :)
ana the first kind ;p
a7san kind walla ;p
illy yaktiboon status oo 3abalhom y'6a7ek ba3daaain yan6iroon moddaa w yshoofoon ma7ad sawwaa comment ba3daain ydaltoonah 7if'6an li ma2 il-wajh (hathy ana 3ala fikra:p)
w bas.. hathoul illy i know..
the Kippies. "love and hearts :***./ eyes on the sky love you babiezz/ sunshine and flowers/love is a warm gun" those types.
I know I commented.. I think? Bas seriously 7adi mtnarfiza min wa7da oo ill use her as a shsma hatha.. Ee..
KIL YOUM RAS'HA Y3AWERHA OO SICK!!!!!!! Wetha mo chithi, she's sad or m3a9ba oo la7ad ykalimnii... Wetha mo shsma, "mobilii mo 3ndii ommii m3aqbatnii eli yabeenii ykalimnii here" (madri mino 3ad entay..)
Latest shit: "s7abaw minni dam oo bacher nateeja.. Alla yaster".. Min 9ijha?? EE MIN 9IJHA!!! Qa9ib ana ellii el m9ayeb kilha 3ala rasi oo ana maskeenaa!! Stupid shit-head..
Sorry 7adi kint m7tara ;p
Shokran..
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