Abi Omi Abi Oboooy

Bolganza Syndrome

2011-08-06T23:54:00.001-07:00

Ya jima3a bima enny ga3da adris 6ib bashary wa bi2thn allah ba9eer dikhtorayyy 7abait agazerha 3alaaikum watalsaf shwaytaintain. Ya7leeli 9are7a wa 9aadiqah.

Ana khtara3t marath ydeed. Eeeh na3am.

Uhu 3ebara 3an marath nafsy, marath tawator. An obsessive impulsatation (ta2leef). Marath psychologeeky. Marath nafsawy. Marath eshtema3y w shesamunawy w e6la3banawi

Many ppl have it, its quite common. Me and my best friend zozo have it. I diagnosed my mom with it. Rab3i mostly have it, w nes ahala fehum, fa e7temal werathy, but we need more research to confirm such a powerful statement. Ya ana bas.

Bolganza Syndome: the inability to prevent oneself from playing with candles placed on restaurant tables.

Magdar magdar MAGDAR ashuf sham3a 3ala 6awlat elma63am w ma adamerha. Magdar. Mu beedi. Aslan ma7is b3mri, it happens on its own. One second ga3da adicha ravioli wila pizza wila baith 3yun wila laham kalb, next im surronded by white candle shavings. Fashla! La jad! Mu beedi! Gemt akte2eb wat3ab nafseyan mabi a6la3 mn elbeet khawfann wa ru3bann

A7ati Youm melchety fiyoum mn layam enshallah, ray7a at3asha wiya elmi3ris... YA LAHWETY! I can see it... Esh7elwi Ga3da kashkha, emtakna w emsana3na3a, emkathra blush 3alasas ya3ni mesta7ya w cuta, wuhwaa menbeher metshageg be6eeer be6eeeer.. Akun 6alba bs sala6a ya3ni cuta wagrem garmeten wagol "sheba3t ;$" ma3ana adri laman arid elbeet ba6leb hardees wadicha ubo eldach (aw kfc, e9er khair. aw thnenhum). WA FAJ2A elfilopino eyeblena sham3aaaaa..

Umbaih. The horror. 7a9reyan wa mubasheran at7awal ela wa7sh wahjem 3al sham3 wa takhruj al7aqeqati wal mi3riss e6eg 3ala rassa wegul ana shkhaathaaaaait wyarketh barra w ted3ama sayaraa wil Om te6la3 ehya eli bayga lefloos wetmot akhir 7alqa.

Taraaa mahu mawthu3 sahil! Lem7atat makilatni !!

Elmuhem....

En tejabalna ebma63am ana w Zozo w feh shmu3, latshufona. 3adi sa3a kalma wala wa7da tan6iq kelma, klwa7da lahya eb her masterpiece, ettefantag etsawi 7arakat 3ajeba fatha2eya bil sham3. w ya kether el7arakat! Gemna enbadi3 bil sham3anna !

Etha kanat tea light, we dip our fingertips feeh. Nan6era yanshef, re dip. E9er kaboos ezghanon 7ag 9ebe3kum ESHAWEG! W lama teshle3una u can see ur finger print outline dakhil !!!!! YA SUB7AN ALLAHHHH!!!!

Aku ham eli you gently spread the half-dried butter-like wax 3ala ur palm then gently peel it off. A7la shay lama ekun scented candle, the oils leave ur hands nice and soft. Bas not too scented e9er emlazzag. W mu nonscented e9er patchy w lazim u scrape it off with ur nails, or a fork. eeh ha 3ayal, khe6ora feha!

Wetha shmu3 kbera, hne 9adeqna el KNIFE! Marra walla el3athem i cut myself a slice of candle w 7a6aita 3al 9a7an. shway wabchy mn el wanasa. Wela laman etsawun a small dent in the sides w el melted wax pours down making streaks of wax... which dry into sticks.. which u break off, and break further then throw into the air

Aku ma63am maghrebi feeh waiter kil ma eshufna yayeen esheel el sham3a 3an el6awla!! LESH!? Leann marra halagna halagat el yahad khala6na elsham3 bilchaay 3ala bu ya3ni e7na entha7ik bs MANTHA7EEK MANTHA7EKK! Malaqat elkoun kilha fena!

Akhr shay habbaainaa we take risks w wen3eth elsham3a bser3a gabel la7ad eshuf. Elwaiter yerja3lena yelga teeth marks 3al candles. La 7awlillahh ... MARAAAATH YA NASS MARAAAAATH!!! Thruusi et7ekniii abii sham3aaaaa fullaa emnawaraaaaaaaa 3aaaaaa

Ed3oolna bil shifaa' .. Latabkheloun 3ala ekhwankum el muslimat el ya7laailat.

Yezakum allah khair..

02-08-1990

2011-08-01T19:37:00.000-07:00

الى سادتي وسيداتي المدونين والمدونات

بعد مرور واحد وعشرون سنة على ذكرى الغزو العراقي الغاشم، تناسى الناس دور هؤلاء الابطال الذين قدموا ارواحهم للغزاة من الاجل المحافظة على كل ذرة رمل من تراب هذا الوطن الغالي
احياءا لدور هؤلاء الابطال اقدم لكم هذا العمل الذي يحتوي على شهداء الكويت الذين شكلوا معا علم دولة الكويتتاركين ورائهم اختلافهم العرقي والمذهبي والفكري
كل ما اتمناه هو نشر هذه الصورة في مدونتكم بعد اذنكم العزيز، تخليدا لدور هؤلاء الابطال

شكرا
ضرار الفضالة

TWEEEETAAAIR

2011-05-27T18:47:00.001-07:00

Okayy,, SOOOOOO....

Ive always wanted to have an abi-omi-abi-oboy twitter account, bas mali khelg i deal with two accounts, cause I already have one personal account...

SOOOO...

I was contemplating doing this madrey laish leana theres this taboo thing about blogs in Kuwait and how they're meant to be anonymous, and i never really got that. I've always said ena I dont care about people finding out who I am cause Ive never really spoken about anything I didnt want ppl to know about like secrets or personal issues bla bla...

Ya3ni there have been a few commenters/bloggers dropping hints about who I am, it never really bothered me cause 7ata law daraw I have nothing to hide..

SOOOOOO....

I kinda feel bad for neglecting my blog, since the blogosphere kinda died out, and everything's about twitter now. 7eta Facebook ma7ad ma36eh wayh. I know i dont have like a MASSIVEE audience out there bas im pretty sure ako people who enjoy reading and would like me to update more, soo i kinda feel bad about that...

SOOOOOO....

7adi suspense mo?

Inzain so yallah here goes :P

Esmi 7anan Al-sarraf.. I am a 20 year old student in Dublin, Ireland. My birthday is on the 27th of december. Betna bil... la la shda3way shda3wayyy? ;p

Erte7taw? ;p

Yallaaaah follow me on tweeeeeitarrr

Click hereeee ;p

See yah ;p

Youm Lemte7an

2011-04-20T20:50:00.000-07:00

Enzain.. adry wayed mo wagta o ana ensana fathya o tafha wa ela akherih o emafroth adris bedal ma athye3 wagty...Daraina. Ok? khala9na? akamil?

9ar youm lemte7an.
7athretek mo daris 3adil.

Ga3id bil sheqa et7athef awrag bkel zawia, matadry shtraje3 o shtge6... Bser3a 3al 6ayer tegra jomal w ma testaw3eb shmaktoob,. Kil ma nseet ma3looma et6ag6eg a9ab3ik chena befeed ya3ni. Musta7eel etkon ga3ed 3al kersi, lazim wagef o et7oos o et7achy nafsek.
Akher shay talbis hoodie w jeans .. "Its time"

Takhme6 nota etraje3ha "3al6ayer" went tamshi (tarketh) leljam3a. 6ab3an ma tba6elha 7attan.

Dakhalat qa3at lemte7an. T7oos fog ta7at bel exam hall etdawer mukanek.
"Ween ras sa3doono? Ana ga3id warah, weena hatha? Kahwa.... 6a3 wayha byabchy..."

Waze3aw lawrag.

"Dont turn the papers until we say so!"

Bas 6ab3an ent chak el 7araka. Etda3is a9abee3ik 3al ewrega t7awil tegra sheno kalimat maktobaa 3ala akher 9af7a... talge6 kelmeteen ... 'bell's palsy'....

Re7t feha.

Teg3ad tad3i rabek leeeen ....

"You may start now! Dont forget to write your student number on every page!"
chna ma nadry.

Awal so2al.... Mat3arfa.
Thani su2al... T3aref ne9ah..
Thaleth su2al .. Mat3arfa.

Hne galbek gabde y6ag6eg w tabde etqarer ay 6ayaran ta7jez 7ag el resit. Eb kel hodo2 tetqabal enek 9aqe6...

Rabe3 su2al... "AYYAABAAA so2al a3arfaaa ! 7ADDI 3ajeeeb mashalaa tef tef mashalaa"
Khames su2al... Not bad
Sades su2al... Zwain...

Awal ma qalamek yjees lewrega, mukhek yeqarer y7anich 3ala ghneya..
"Janiii 7abeeeeebyyy mn ba3ad ghebat esneeeen.."
Olaa yal eghbar! Ghneya 9arle 3 sneen mo same3ha shako 6abba 3alay al7een 7abakat?

6ab3an sheno awal su2al et7ela?
Elsakheef eli t3arfa. Takteb o takteb o takteb. 7eeeel roooo7 mestanis! lila7tha teqna3 nafsek ena fee amal etyeeb honors. O 6ab3an lel7in disco eb mokhek ""Janeeeee 7abeebeee...."

Thani su2al, wa7id mn el zwaineen.
T7el ne9ah. "Khal ahida hatha arja3la ba3deen 3ogob, yabela garga khal mokhy yestaw3eb shway"

Thaleth su2al... Eyeb el bachwa ..
Ma 6lebaw definition? Seeefon, ekteb yoba ekteb. Ma 6lebaw rasma? Seeeeeefon ersem rasma fashla etlawe3 el chabd, mathel dour eli fahem 3adil. Wetha kelma mo met2akid mn el spelling malha i39erha o faqe9ha shway 3alasas tamshy 3aleehom "ana eli kha6y mo wathe7 bas 3arif el eejaba'. Ma3lomaat malha sheghel? Ekteeeeeb, rooooo7....

*40 minutes later*

Bas. Mako ma3loomat ba3ad. 3e9art mukhik o kelshay 3endek ketabta. Kil definition malaa sheghel bel 7ayat ketabta. el emte7an ne9a shakhbee6 w arrows w 9anadeeg ma3loomat tafha ne9ha tesheyer. Rashood el majid elfathy leel7ena yla3li3 eb rasik.

We9alt mar7alat el 50/50. Erte7t shway nafseyan, bas ham mo safe.
"Khal akheth break shway arta7..."

Teg3ad tetlafat 7awalaik. Lazim ykon fee 7abeeb ga3ed awal cham 9a6ra labis malabis mo gada o makheth ra7ta bel ga3da wayid.. Eli jedamek mendemej. Eli 3ala yemeeken mendemej. 7ata sa3doono el athwal warak tesma3a y6ag6eg o yshakhbe6. Eli 3ala yesarek tarsa el 9af7a 7achi gad el namil o HAM tshakhbe6. Hatht takteb qe9at 7ayat yadha?.....

TA7BEEEEEEEE6

Break ma3a el wayh? ekteb ekteb...

Teg3ad et9afe7 eb hal awrag.. Shakteb? Shazeeed? Shahabeb? Sha39ir? Shakharbe6? Shagool? Sha2alef?... Ma thal shay... tik tok tik tok... Tzeed kelma kelmeteen hnee hnak. Yemken yefeed..

Marrat ne9 lemte7an ye9er shay fokahi... wa7ed kerseya y6ee7 welaa ya36is 7eel wekhare3na. ya3ni chethe, malaqat ajaneb kal 3ada..

6ab3an Lazim yekon fe 9af7a fathya. Fathya tamaman. Fahem el su2al bas lelasaf el shedeed wil 7ath el Riddy ga6 el nota bkoberha leanik athwal. El newat eli 9amhum 9am ya menhum su2al wa7id MCQ, laa w mo met2akid mn lejaba...

Faj2a tathker kelma wa7da laha 3elaqa bel su2al.
"Rheumatic fever"
yemken 9a7.
Rubi3 daraja. Khums daraja.... ayshay elmuhem mo 9efer.. tekfon atrajakom...

PING! Tathker ma3loma 7ag su2al elthani.... "Heyyaa!!"
PING! tathker ma3loma 7ag el su2al el rabe3..... "wallaaah eli 3ajeebaaaa!!"

O bas, mako pingat. shnu 7alaw?

Etraje3 lemte7an 3al 6ayer o ta7seb 7ag nafsek shway.

Awal tajroba tkon na7ees o mata36i nafsek shay, 3asas "incase"
.... tyeeb 12%.

Thani tajroba t9eer akram shway.
.... 35%

Sadiss tajroba ta36i nafsek kelshay 9a7.
.... 60%

Hmmmm...
"Yalla zwain. 7emdela. Atwaqa3 bel 50's, wetha el MCQ zeen 60s ba3ad..Enshalah enshallah yarab..."
T9ek eldaftar. etrateb 6awletek.
O teqna3 nafsek.... 7emdellah.... I am satisfied with my exam :)

Faj2a eli 7awalait yekhezonik. Tadre shga3den yefakroon. "Maskeeen..... allah y3eena..."

TA7BEEEEEEEEEE6.

Enta wayh satisfied with my exam? ekteb ekteb zeeeen ...
Tegraaa..
Tegraaa...
Tegraaaa...

La mako amal tzeed shay, khala9..
Traje3 awragek methel ma kanaw.

"Janiii 7abeeeeebyyy mn ba3ad ghebat esneeeen...."

__________________

Te6la3 men lemte7an... nafs el 7ewarat kel marra ...

"Heyyy haneeen! Sup! How was it!
"It was a little ... i don't know..."
"Are you kiddin me! It was aweesomee!!!

Ok chub enta...

"HANAN! How did u do?
"Not so well.. I forgot everything..."
"Yeah me too... What did you write for the manifestations? Did u put Lymphadenoma?"
Aih dah.. shal kelma? Eyee wa7ed thani yrez wayha faj2a ...
"Ommggg YESSSSS i put that!"
"High five yo!"

6ab3an lazim ako eli shag el lebtesama min ethen laih ethen "7ADI EMZAFET! :D ASHKARA RESIT ! :D... MA 3RAFT WALA SO2AL! EL EMTE7AAN KELA FATHEEE!! :D THAYEG KHELGYYYYY !! :D :D :D"
Eeh kheer enshallah... gool kela honours w khale9na , bala aflam bangaleya

Fe nou3een min el awadim.
Fe awadim t7abe6 zyada. "Laaa maya7sebon el definitions! Laaa may9eer lazim taktebeen parasternal! Laa elsymptoms aham shay! ...."
O fe awadim emzafta methelkom o yege9on 3ala nafes'hom nafeskom. "Curve, yoba curve..."

Etred el beet et6el bel newat tekteshef aghla6 zyada..
Ne9 elaail tawek betnam tathker aghla6 thuwaleya... Shay kan 9a7 mesa7ta o bidala ketabt shay ghala6.... Shay kan ghala6 o mesa7ta o ketabt shay aghla6 ...

Sheno elnateeja?
Score = 51%.

"Ma 3alaih, 7emdellah pass. Semester el yaay awal eb awal ba9a6er el honors !...."

....Repeat cycle :)

Eldagga el3ajeba

2011-03-05T04:33:00.000-08:00

Hal poooost ehdaaa 7ag A.M and Z.A ;p

Kal 3adaaaaa, 7anan 3afsa nomat'ha. Fa saweet my trademark 7araka 3ashan a3adel'ha... eli ehya awa9il for 24 hrs 3ala bo "men kether ma e3tafsat erja3at 9a7" 3araftoha hal 7araka? Eee ana alaft'ha tara tara taraa

Faaaaa kal 3adaa kent elfayer madre shasawey eb 7ayati ga3da brou7i, akalem le6waf wa7oos bel sheqa.. Chan etyene fekra.. fekra sakheefaa ma ba3adha sakhafa..

"Khal adeg 3ala baitna bel Kwait asawe fehum daggaa"
(yes i know, aqdam... it seemed funny at the time, chub.)

Fa daggait, ma3ani keleeshhh melesh madig 3al beet mouleya..

w mnu shalah?

Shalaa Na9or...

Na9oor... my 11 yr old sarcastic brother. 24 sa3a yadat el ps3 eb eed wtalephon el beet eb eed. (al7een taqadam w 9ar 3inda sama3a headphone qasaman belaa im not making this up) yel3ab"Black Ops" (yasalam 3ali fahmaaaaa ).

Hal walad burooooooood ma ba3ad'ha burooood... No3a etha ga6eetay ga6a 3ajebaaaaaaaaa y6al3ech chethe

Wetha 9ar feech shay 7aqeer, mathalan 67tay mn el daray welaaa 6a7 3ala rasich kashaf wela 3athich assad y6al3ich chethe

(btw... neskha min hal insan, 7ata el 7arakat. Jake emga3deena.. bas 6ab3an 3ala sha3ar aswad. w ykhase sha3ra y6ee7 chethe na3im, ba7laaaam a7lamaa....)

Elmohemm...

Na9or "Alo.."

(3ad ana madre laish eb hal la7tha nez3al 3alay elwa7i w 9oty galabta 3ala 9ot rayal shayib. Jad jadd 9ot rayaal shayyyyyeb emkasarr. Jad en9edamt mn el 9ot eli 6ala3 miny )

Ana "Aloooo.. Meno entaaa!"

"Ana na9ir."

"Na9er flan Al-flaanny?"

"Ee."

"Ehhhhh.... weeeeen obook!!"

"Madri."

"Ehhhhh....... weeeen omek?"

"Madri."

"Weeeen betkom?"

"Bel flaneya"

"Weeeen madrestek?"

"The Ba6eekh school of kuwait"

"Shgaaa3d tsawi?"

"al3ab."

.... Hal 7ewar 9ar le modat 10 degayeg yemken. meshkela yered 3alay ! Ya3ni ga3ed eyred 3alaaa ensan ghareeb dag 3al beet? :/ Ana 9ar fene hatha men 9eja ? Ya3ni ay wa7id ydeg chethe ya36ee wayh wesolef weyaa chena el 3eed?

"Ehhhh.... ween rab3ek?"

"bilbet."

"3indek ekhwaan?"

"ee."

"Cham wa7ed?"

"thneen."

"Laaaa? shino asameehom?

"Entay w a7mad".

La jad ? jad wallaaah o rasek?
9arle dahaar 3aysha eldour w shaddaaa 7eeeleeey w chaka el7araka.... hathy akhrat'ha?

gal3etty.

Twitter 7aqer

2011-01-19T13:43:00.001-08:00

Khala9t emte7anatyyy ! Well ma khala9t KHALA9T bageli shay sakhef bachir bas it doesnt count.. ok it counts bas khaloni a3esh el wath3 wastanas eb 3alami el kha9... #ge93alanafse

Mawtho3e !

TWITTER !.... Umbaih,, twitter eshsawait feenii? Laish che laish laish? :'(

Twitter 7aqer w ma yeste7e w bawag-wagt... I was NEVER into twitter bas e7da asdeqa2i el kharaboooo yat galatley emshay basawi wentay saway.. 3ad ana kan 3indy wa7id bas mastakhdema , gelt yala khante6amash 3adil...

YA LEELL HAWLLLL ma hathaaa??

Akhas min fb :/ ... 9ej 9ej tathye3at waggt enama aiiihhhh ... min arqa w ajmal anwa3 tathye3at el wagt ... w 3ayayra ma3indehom shay esma deactivate! ya te67as lel abad ya tathlef lel abad, mako 7al wasa6, yalaaaa menak

Ok ana 6ol 7ayate nafs el 7arakat wagt lemte7anat ... Kel fatrat emte7anat adawerle habba a6ale3 feha 7aretty..
Last year it was youtube
Before that it was blogging & facebook
Before that it was koutbo6.com
And before that it was dewaniya.com allah yathkera bel kher ;p
w hal sena lgaitle shay ... bas jad wallah its worse that all of those! expect maybe dewaniya.com ;p di kanat 7aga tanya khalesss... marte7t len 9akoni hack :P

MESHKELLAAAAA ena mo le hal darajaa wanaassa w 3ajeeb... Bas its obsessive comulsive ! (ya3any ya laily 3ali emraj3a pysch, 7elwaaa menneyy ;)

Akteb shay .. a7ad yered.. ared 3alaihom.. yeredon 3alay .... ared 3ala a7ad thani.. yeredon 3alay .... akteb status.... yeredon 3alay... fa ared 3alaihom.... i retweet .... they reply.. i reply....fa yredon 3alay .... ashof status.... amaleq.... yredon 3aalay..... ared amaleq..... yeredon eredon 3alay ..... ared arid 3alaihom.... yemalqon.....

wa ila akherih.

TALEFONY 3AYAR ba3ad, y7eb hal kharab! Ana badres ga6eta bel zawya ga3da arakez, getting into the zone.. faj2a ya36ene thech el hazza BBZZZZZZZ... w yeg3ad ytarek hal lait el a7mar w ye7en.. y7en.. y7en... y7en......" ta3alay egray ta3alay egray ta3alay egrayy !! shay etha7ik shay 3ajeeeb ! nekta 3ajeeebaaaaaaa !!! Betmoteeen the7ekkk!! Entayy haaayy ta3alaayy shoofayyyy !! "

wet9er fene dooda, magdar arakez ba3aref sheno.. age9 3ala nafse aqna3 ro7i any emrakza wembad3a,, 6al....

Akher shay ye6la3 retweet sakhef mn 6agat "Life is like a banana, when u open it..." aw 7aga zay keda we7sha.

Elshay EL7ELO feeh ena mo hailegey nafs Facebook... mako swalif akteb shay eb wall rfeshty sa3doon bin fala7 esaweli like, na3am shtaby? Welaa 7atoota banootaa emsawyatle add, Welaa Ezgerty Cool dazli momken net3araf... Tadron laish? Its too complex 7ag hal ashkal ;p Ya zeen el tefugig eb ma7ala ;p

Welshay elMO7ELO feeh .... salfat el followers ;p
Wa maa adrakaa mal followers ;p......
Don't tell me you haven't gone around trying to figure out who has unfollowed u, welaaa "heeeeeyy ana followait'ha laish ehya ma etfollowni ana?" wellaaa ohoooo falantan shyabi emsaweli follow lazim afollowa oho ba3ad? ... wa hakatha ;P

Its a source of paranoia for the fragile hearted ;p (ya salam ya sallllammmm ya sssssssalammm 3alaayyy)

Shakli basawi twitter types nafs salfat el fb eli sawait'ha mn zmaan... ethgha6 hona!
Yalaa bathlef aro7 adres for my non-exam bacher... wela shakle bakel kakaw wanam? walahi maba3ref...

Most annoying things about Ermethan

2010-09-03T16:59:00.000-07:00

Hal post shway englishawe 9ayer .... t7amelone t7melone ;P Im practicing for something..

1- Cheap Gergee3an

Come on -we've all been there. 6-year-old you excitedly opens the gergee3an bundles and there HAS to be that nasty bag, its always there ... em7azer w matrroos sibal and those unlabeled horrible bonbons eli matadron ay flavour oho. Wetha kelesh ma7thooth 6ala3lek 3elch Shock wila masteka. Blekh. I had the nasty experience of "gazering it" with one of those bags one night last week and ended up doubled up in pain the next morning. Mo shay.

2- Mosalsalat Khaleejeya

You defnitely saw this one coming akeed. The scripts are so unoriginal i can almost guess what they're about to say next. I am sick o'f hearing those annoying instrumental segements whenever somebody says something shocking. I am sick of vimto blood and may-7anafeya tears. I am sick of seeing villans raising their eyebrows and speaking to theirselves as they plot evily infront of the mirror.And i am sick of seeing the background actors move their lips along to the words. I am begging for a bit of originality plzzzz babche ya3ne

3- Unexciting fu6oor food.

el7emdellaah 3ala kel 7aal 3ala hal ne3ma ely e7na 3aysheen feha.. But come on we've all been there where everything on the fu6oor table is either ur least favourite dish, a weird tajroba gone wrong or you're allergic to, and you end up eating only salad or sambosa. Not bad - it just somehow makes the f6oor easier to wait for.

4- Too exciting fu6oor food

wal3ax 9a7ee7 ! You smell your favourite foods coming from the kitchen, baba yayeb every kind of samboosa known to mankind, mama3oda dropped by a dish of emrabyan, khalti flana yayba bashamel, and coincidently the dessert is your favourite cookie dough 7elow. Its almost too much to bear. Bas 3ad 5 minutes into the f6oor you're in trouble. "way al7een a7e6 3eesh wala pasta? wila akel sala6a? efff leesh akalt 4 samboosat ba6ni entaras, 7asafa! yemken etha sharabt may yeroo7 bser3a? laa akhaf ashba3 zyada..". And all of a sudden bashamel isnt so amazing after all. I have reached a point where that stuffed if-i-breathe-i'll-rip-my-jeans feeling is so familiar i dont even realise it ..

5- Unplanned dozing

Its happened to us all. tawkom dacheen dach w khedartaw mn 3ogob el akel. You sneak upstairs to "ansede7 shway bs". As you listen to the comforting yet annoying theme song of Kareemo from downstairs you convience yourself its okay to sleep for an hour. And when you wake up its 8 am. Weeeee3 9ej akrah 7ayate tali. Problem is you try to doze off again to decrese the number of hours of hunger, bas kether maa metnarfezeen mategderon etnamoon and you lie there fuming at ur family members for not waking u up. And the lucky ones who do doze off wake up all excited to realise they've only slept for an hour. Abchi?

6-Fu6oor time waving kids.

3ala qanaat elkwait. Maybe its just me, i dont know. But those 5 minutes before elf6oor when all the good dishes are right under my nose and I'm busy hopping around bringing stupid things like the salt and pepper shakers and trying to feel useful and busy, I'm usually at my peak of "Nafseya" wa3a9eb 3ala kelshay, especially those kids. Right now I feel like hugging those kids, bas wala 7azat'ha weddii cheeee 3aaaaaaaaaa...

7- Mojamala Season

Its the season of ghabgat and yam3at and joint fu6oors. Usually its nice, but in Ramadhan it goes overboard, lail daraja enna yeta3eb. Its an identical drill.. The evening consists of "Ahlaaaaainn hala wallaa embarak 3leech el shahar 3ash mn shafech *kiss kiss* tfathelaw?.... GirGirGirgir.... *eating* ahahaha ee min Oprah hatha... laaa? ahahhahaha bel3afyaaa ee wallah latheeth girgirgirgir *more eating* girgirgir *even more eating* Laaa egolech ethnayaan bekhonha akhr shay!! eeee umbaih shfteha ma teste7y !! Girgirgirgir *eating eating* 7abeebty ya36eech el 3afiaa 7ayyyachh allahh ,, ma3a elsalama".

Side Note - these people actually hate u and u hate them back

8- Elza7ma

Again, you saw it coming. Usually elza7ma etkoon around 9pm. Bas hal cham senna el3alam 6al3een feha ye6le3on abchar ya3ni 9aydeenha. Only to see the entire country had "thought of that idea too" and by 8 el za7ma mosta7eela. el6aboor yebachi wallah, enough to make you give up and go back home to watch the repeat of saher elail and eat cherry jelly in ur pyjamas. And if you are brave enough to face the traffic, you'd usually be stuck having to listen to malaqat dghaishem and his unenthusiastic winners. For an hour. Lou3aaaaaa...

Dahaaaaar dahaarrr !!

2010-07-30T00:30:00.000-07:00

Olaa 9arle dahar! nseet achayek shkether 9arli mo katba, 3 months or something? 9ej eny jelat 7aya w maste7e..

3ad khal agolekom.... A few days ago thahabto ilaa masba7 maftoo7 lelnisaaaa2 fe e7da al fanadeq alfakhma. 3asas ya3ni batantin abi a9eer chal7a w tanned w bronzeya wahabel wa3eesh eddour. Shaddaa 7eeeeli 6alba hatha elCarrot Oil min taw9eel eli thba7ona feeh w yayba foo6ti w louyaaa...

Bas 6afkom el manthar el jameel.

Dakhalt el lobby.. It was ginormous. Every surface was either polished marble, stainless steel or scratchless shiny glass. 6 or 7 chandeliers hung from the ceiling and luxurious red carpets lined the sitting areas, where classy people in business suits sat waiting. Shay, shay, qimaaat el fakhama wil riqah...

wana 7athrety shlabsa?

Crocs akhthar fesfori, short emqalam fooshi w aswad... and and..... and..........
T-shirt spongebob.

La2, la2. Wath3y kan ebachy. Kelman yekhez.

LAAAAA... Wabasherkom,,
bel 6al3a kanat el za7ma bel lobby akthar, wCrocsy kanaw mablooleen.
Eeeh, na3am, i made squeaky sounds with my shoes all the way to the door.

Shay jameel al9ara7a.
I have nothing else to say. bye.

Rejeemi Elra'e3

2010-04-13T17:00:00.001-07:00

Ok kho getlekom eny matnana.. So a few weeks ago i found something to do about it.

First i read about it in Cosmo...

Then i researched it on wiki ...

Then i watched every single youtube video diary of it...

and found myself obsessed with the idea of it.

It sounded PERFECT.. exactly what i wanted!

Fast, definite results within a few days ... easy to prepare and carry out ... Perfect kickstart for a healthy lifestyle change .... promising real life examples...

awal shay shfeeni galba 3al english elyom?

ELMOHEMMM ga3adt laih tali elail meshta6a 7eel,, ga3da ataktik wakha6i6 3ala hal rijeem,, mani gadra anam min kether el anticipation (ya 3ainy, ya 3ainyyy,, shraykom fene wana atethaqaf 3aleekom? ha?)

9amamt w qarart khalaaa9 BASAWEEEH!

beghayer 7ayaatee w ba9eer 3a9laah 3ooooood, mako wala netfat zaghdood

bekhaleeni akrah akil simm w mcdodo w rab3ah w ahala..

bekhaleeni a9eer rasheeqah w lo ogaf mn b3eed 7asbalhom wa7da mn7asha mn el pussycat dolls... bs ygarbon weshofoon kishetty yabchon

sheno uhoooooo?

the MASTER CLEANSE DIET

Basically... maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper - watered down to make some crazy ass detox drink. And you lose 14 pounds a week on it.

You drink it .. and NOTHING else, for min of a week. (other than a laxative tea 7ag ta3fees el me3da)

"7anano sheno hatha kharabee6!!"

"Laaaaaa shfeeech ... wallaah ako success stories eb youtube roo7ay shofeeeh!"

"Ya mama matakleen shay 6ool el youm, shlon ebtet7amileen?"

"Laaaaaa shfeech ... uhwaa yshabi3 i can drink up to 12 glasses a day! ashbaaa3!!"

"Bs tshofeen akilna betwagfeen adre feech..."

"Laaaa shfeeeeech ... it curbs your appetite w ma teshteheen!"

"Hal kharabee6 tamtneen menha bas t'hideenha..."

"Laaaaaa shfeeech ... ako cham shay takleena akhr shay 3shan u dont!"

"enzain 7anan... benshoof..."

"EEehh betshoofeen ya bgara zeen"

....

I, Hanan Al-Flani, did the master cleanse diet for exactly 9 hours.

Eeh na3am, 3ogob kel hal she66a ta7amalt el you3 for exactly 9 hours.

"Ha 7anan... weeen rejeemich?"

"Ba6ny 3awarny, yi3t.."

Eli efashil bel mawthoo3 inaa mn kether el she6a ma thal a7ad belsekka maa getla 3an el rejeem w eny basaweeh w ba9eer sham7o6ah wahabel. NASSS MALHA DA3I ray7a fath7a rou7i wemsawyatlehom da3aya 3an my non-existant upcoming rashaqa

w thani youm kelhom yayeen ese'louni esh9ar ma 9ar !

shtabooooon khalooneeeeee afteshel bro7y ebdenyaay beeni w been nafsy ,, sh7aga el e7raj yo?

6ab3an a3thary lail rass kanat..

"Kho kho 7azzat emte7anat! a7taaj el akil wil6aqah w 6 qandat eb gahwety! yah!"

"Kho kho rejeem qasii 3omra ma nefa3, dayman eredon emetnon kel eli th3foh!"

"Kho kho elreyatha assas el the3f lazim ashterek nadi bel awal!"..

.... ma3alaikom, kella kalak.

Kent you3ana, plain and simple.

Badawerly rejeem thani ma eyyawe3.

Bye yal th3af akrah'kom !

P.S. Ma77ad emjarreb Diet Care madre Diet Centre? Shlonha hasowalif, zeena? :P

2010-04-07T19:08:00.000-07:00

Aloo?

Anybody there?

6awalt 9a7 :$

Adreee adre.....

w Adre eny a7er w afashel w khaysa w shareera w maste7y...

bas im back ;P

W im sorry, yallah 3ad chabbaw w sam7ooni

Elmohemmm tara 9arat balawi within this long stressful period of inqe6a3 bas 3ad jad walaht 3aleekom, w 3omre ma kent nawya ag6a3, w MARA7 ag6a3 abadan! ABBBADAN ! NEVERRRRR !!!

7alata bacher etdoosny sayara wamoot

Elmohem, eb hal gap ta3alamt w 9aratly wayed ashyaa' fel 7ayat... leana tadroon 7ayaty 3ajeeba w kelesh matyeeni lahfat chethe wedy a7thef nafsy mn agrab balacona mn lou3at chabd el derassah.

Sebaght sha3rey again. Fata7tah w 7a6eet feeh khe9al emlawenna so its a colour mess really... bs keefy 3ajebny shtabon?
Ummit3ib 7athretich metta naywa terje3een? Laish chethe etla3wezeena ya3ne leesh ! :(
MATNANNNNAAAAAA ... ahhhh bamoot bamoot jeansaty ebtenfejer wallah kasreen kha6ry, weddy ar7amhom bass i refuse to go and buy depressing new jeans in a larger size...
Abi at3alam Piano. and how to make chewy brownies.
6ayyerrrr men 3eyonee enooomum! 3alaa thal7aaal ana kelyoum !!! .... twaqa3taw faqara museqeya faj2aweya? twaqa3taw? ;)... la matwaqa3taw ;)
On a serious note - A True friend will always want you to learn from your mistakes and change for the better... not punish you by stop talking to you without explanation. Those who do never were true friends, and its better to just get over them than make an effort to fix things.
Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P diddy !... Twaqa3taw faqara moseqeya thanya? ;).... La ma twaqa3taw ;).. Ahabel, 7addi suspence

I think its time to go... gazart'ha faqarat moseqeya leana ma 3indy swalif :P

3alaa ween?

2010-02-25T18:10:00.000-08:00

Ya jema3aa shesalfa shga3ed e9eer :P.. ana 7asbali bro7i elwa7eeda eli kashtaa bel blog (ana asfa, maste7e, adre..) athare ne9kom nafs el 7alaah !

Now i dont feel so bad :P..

AWALAANNN,, ma3indi 3ether aw sabab san3 for neglecting bloggy el 3azeez lel'assaf. Basically i had nothing to say jad :P 9ayra feeni gabel bas never for this long - yallaahh fatra wet3adi enshala methel ma 3addait'ha bel mathy

THANIYANNN... sh'hal habba el ydeda? Shmala kelman gam esaker bloga leana ma 3inda afkar? w HAAAAAYYYY mar8adoosh eb keefich wagaftay y3ne? la mo eb keefich sry y3ne :P

Bad bad bad moves... leeeeshh? leannnaaa

1) Your old posts shzeenhom ma fehom shay.. some new reader might stumble upon them, laish tahdemoon kelshay?

2) Farathan eb youm w laila nezal 3alaikum el wa7i w yatkum fekra qombelaweya? Shnestefeed e7na?

3) Kel lebloggat etsaker... wain enwali e7na el blog readers? wain bethab6? golooli yalla ;p

Ya jema3a dont close your blogs :(... And dont remove inactive blogs from your blogrolls... Maraa7 tentharoun if they just stay there,, people have loooong breaks for months and might come back later on lama their spark comes back :P

w bas salamatkom ya a3eza2ii

P.S. Eli 3ijaabba pinkberryy........

...

ma3inda salfa :P

NA3AAAM??

2010-01-03T07:31:00.000-08:00

Methel ma tadroon.. Hal 7azza every yr lazim yen3ad nafs el mawwal..
Facebook groups, e3lanata belshare3, E-mails, bbms, random comments, fethaye7 bel jarayed..

"Ana akrah all *****"
"El kwait ebtagleb dawla ********-ya le7gaw 3aleena!"
"******* are Kuffarr, allah yel3an'hom!"

NA3AM?

Qelat adab wallah 3eeeb 3eeeb 3EEEEB 3EEEB 3alaikom. Sh'hal 3aqleya el fasda! :/.. Sh'hal TARBEYA?..

Enta tamshy belshari3 et9arekh "Ana Ahaly ma 3refaw Yraboony ,, w ma akhaf raby ,, w ma aste7y 3ala wayhe..".. Do you? Wallah ma yendara :).. Shakelkom you do!

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
وَاعْتَصِمُوا بِحَبْلِ اللَّهِ جَمِيعًا وَلَا تَفَرَّقُوا

صدق الله العظيم

Ya Jema3aa May9eer chethe :(.. 7araam 3alaikom wallah !

Kaifek enta meqtene3 eb math'hab alflanny w 3ajbik w merta7, 3alaaaik bel 3afya, keep it to yourself w saw eli ENTA etshofa 9a7. Bas kelwa7id meqtene3 eb shay, w preaching qa9eb to everyone wont get you or anyone else anywhere.

Mako shay esma "Ana 9a7" leana kel elnas 3indehom ina "Ohma 9a7" to theirselves. Fa laish hammik ya3ne? Yoba kelekom 9a7! Just do eli merta7een 3alaih w malkom sheghel eb gheerkom. Mint nayem ebgabra wehwa mo nayem eb gabrek, why is this such an issue?!!? Kaiifah khala merta7! inta shako al7een ?

And whoever edesh hal groups 3ashan yet'hawash wedafi3.. esme7ooli, you're no better. Ya3ni hal ash'kal etsawi these sort of groups 3ashan they reassure themselves leana fehom naqs.. ta36onhum wayh laish? tanzeloun 7ag mestawahom shmalah? Congratulations for giving them the reaction they wanted :D Congratulations for spreading the hate !

Ana fahma ina ako ashyaa' sometimes etkoon makboota w elwa7id esheel ebgalba, this naturally comes sometimes when you have a huge passion for something and witness others not agreeing. Bas ethaa flan min el math'hab el flany ga6 kelma , there is no justice in punishing an entire niche of people 3ashan fa3ayel shakh9 wa7id ma yeste7y!

Seriously lo enta ya flan yalii ga3ed etsafel w'tethawash.. Lo you were born into a family of another math'hab chan most likely kalamik kela gheer ye6la3 ! Laish? Lanna you would have been raised differently w meqtene3 eb shay thany and you'd see their point of view :/

See people as people, mo as flany wla 3elany. Kaifek enta eb beetik saw eli tabeeh, beenik w been allah. We dont have to know about it, and we DEFNITELY dont have to do it your way :/

Ironic ! Spreading hate in the name of Islam? YA WEELKOM MN ALLAH!

For such a developed country, matroosa nas mothaqafeen darseen met3almeen yeftahmoon this is so shocking!! Ethayeg el khelg wallah :(
Widdy bas li la7tha wa7da you see it through my eyes! Wallaah etkaf'khoon ro7'kom tekefekh !
I wonder where all the mature people are..
Yahal? La jad yahal?
7atta elyahal maysawon chethe :).. And i mean that literally !

Allah Yahdeekom Kelekom Kelekom Kelekom yaraab :'(

Worst Day In The World

2009-12-25T17:52:00.000-08:00

Awal ams i experienced the worst day in the world.
Not the worst day in my life, LAAAA' LAAA' worst day in the WORLD !
Jad wallah shay mo 6abeee3ii mooooo 6abeee3iii mooooooo 6abeee3iii...
Awal marra emerr 3alay youm chthe !

Gabel la abdi, khal ashra7lekom shaghla zghera. During christmas time, kel el shops and banks and m6a3im and stuff close weldenya et9eer 9akha w mafeha 7ayat. Ya3ni lazim etchayloon gabel'ha 3ashan latmooton yo3, khosh?
Lets call this time "Christmas Death" enzeen? yeah adre lame, bas fene enoum w mali khelg atfantag fa thelfaw.

Nabde ..

AWAL SHAY.. 9aba7t 3ala waffat yaddat one of my closest friends, allah yer7am'ha. Thaag khelgi and it dampened my mood min awal'ha.

THEN re7t McDodo w my favourite cheesy bites emkhal9een!.. I was craving them :(

THEN gaam e6eg mo6ar 3ala my lovely seshwar-ed hair !

THEN i dropped my debit card bel shari3 w madre weena w ma3indy cash !..

THEN i called up the bank to cancel it gabel la eboogon flaistaainy, w due to Christmas Death I'm getting my card in 2010 :/ ..

THEN Dilly daggat 3alay, she just got robbed ebne9 el share3 jedam lawadim.. (oh yeah, and slipped jedam el nas 3ala her backside. everybody laughed. so did i)

THEN she told me enna she went to get me my birthday gift, which were supposed to be these super cute Uggs i wanted, and they were sold out in all 8 shops she went into lanna Christmas! qahaaaarr !

THEN i tried to print lectures at the library to study during the Christmas Death since 7atta the library closes then, w kel el printers (3ala 7athy el la6eef) em3algeen w mo rathyeen yen6ab3oun lawrag.

THEN i went to this small internet cafe to print them, w6ela3 the cost of printing malyoon wana mthay3a Kartty w Dilly was still busy slipping and getting mugged.

THEN reja3t el maktabba w ga3adt a3aaabil bel printers.. Shala3t wayerat w 6afeet blakaat till one of them started working, 3ogob maa kouty 9ar kela ghbar mn el ga3da 3al arth :/

THEN re7na nabi enchayel 3ashan lanmoot yo3 during Christmas Death, w6la3aw eljam3eyyat elsan3een kelhom za7ma welakil kelaa emkhale9 w mako microwave food wala shay !

THEN re7na this small but expensive mini mart and picked up some pasta w cornflakes w rab3a.. akil nass basee6een 7aboobeen.. 6ALA3 LE7SAB MALYON.

THEN by the counter i accidently smacked the lolipops jar and they flew everywhere and i had to get on my hands and knees and pick them all up like an idiot.

THEN Dilly slipped and fell on her face belshare3 w eed'ha kela mo6ar w 6een.. (actually this part was secretly the highlight of my day :P)

THEN i acicdently put the Phish Food ice cream (which i was soooo looking forward to eating, btw) in the FRIDGE and it melted and went all weird and sloppy

THEN i kicked the wall hard out of frustration, and regretted it deeply later on as my foot estaw3ebat el 6agga.

THEN kateet roub all over my lectures :/ .. Mn zeen'hom 3ad.

THEN i slammed the bathroom door hard, and SOMEHOW Dilly's favourite mousturizer fell off the shelf and ended up bel toilet :/

THEN 7athrat'ha while unpacking dropped a jar of tomato sauce 3al arth welma6bakh 9ar kelaa 9al9a w zojaaj.

THEN 6ala3 el kitchen roll mkhale9 :'(

THEN she fell asleep wehya tet7al6am and i had to clean it all up by myself :(.. Ya36ene el 3afya :*

THEN estaw3abt ina I had only 1 out of 5 lecture notes done that day and was starting to get sleepy.

Ehehhe2 :'(
El7emdela 3ala kel 7aal :(

Bas jad eshraykom bel youm bas?
Ehabel mo?
Yabakhty.

P.S today Dilly pierced her foot on a tiny shred of glass I somehow didn't see while i cleaned the floor. it was funny heeh.

Alkha6ar Ma3i

2009-12-09T18:55:00.000-08:00

In April 2008, at around noon kent ray7a baqalaa weya rab3i. Dakhalt, naggaitli 3a9eeer, khaba9t bil 7alaww wil bufakk, farfart bel majalaat..

w 7a6ait mobily, 7abeebi, nethar 3eeeni, waseelat ete9aali eb ahalii...
foug el bufaaak..
w nseet akhtha.

5 minutes later youm 6ala3t mn el baqala westaw3abt enna eedi w mekhbeti fathyeen, khabast eddenya wMa fehaa

Seeeeda reja3t gariiii, w radeet 3ind el bufakk ma ghera..
Mako shay
Radait 9ob el 7alawat wil kakawat...
HAM mako shay
3ind el majalat...
Mako...

Ga3adna ana w rab3i nes sa3a net3abathh wen6el eb kel da3oos w zawya, techendes w temeqe6..

MAKO

haw?! ween ra7? bsmela tawwa tawwa ma 9arlee !...

Hneeeee Estaw3abt Eljareema alaati 7a9alatt
Enna mobiley 7abeeby 3azeezi netharr 3eeenii
ENBAAAGG..

7asbalkom sekkat?
NEVER !
Infact, saweet TESE3 ASHYAA2 !

Awal shayy saweeta tahawasht weya el 7mar eli yeshteghel bel ma7al eli yeshbah Harry Potter, leanna ma 3a6ani wayh youm getla. Qaleel eladab, ana dam3etti eb3eeni wohwa "Next, Please"

Thaaanii shay saweeta fattant 3ind el sher6y. La w Khatha mwa9afat el mobile. Wadre enna he probably threw the paper away along with the other 20+ lost mobile reports he recieved that day.

Thaaalith shay saweeta reja3t 3ind Harry Potter w getla bakalem el manager

Raaaabi3 shay saweeta ghesabt el manager yefta7li el office eli belda3oos ta7at 3ashan ewareeni el video footage 3ashan a6ee7 3al 7arami wa3eesh dour el mo7aqeqa, eli 6ool 3omre mayta ba3eeshah

Khaamis shay saweeta tahawasht weya el manager leanna gam ECHATHEBNI wegool inna I never had a phone in my hand assasan lama dekhalt el ma7al.

Saaadis shay saweeta ga9eet wayh el manager youm refa3t eedi bel footage w tekalamt 3alphone

Sabe3 shay saweeta tahawasht marra thanya weyahh leanna gali "I have a meeting now and i have to leave" , ma3ana lail7een ma we9alna 7ag maq6a3 el boug.

Thamin shay saweeta 9amamt enna elmanager uho el bawwag, leanna mo rathy ykamelli el footage.

Tase3 shay saweeta karaht nafse 3ogob ma 7aseet belthanb w 7ashnii taa'neb thameer leanne ebkaifaa saweta mojrem 3ala mo mala khelg yahalo..

w bas.

Enbaag !
Thalaaiit leyyaaaaalii affaker feeh meshtaga :(
Meshtaga 7ag el games eli 3omeri ma 6aleet fehom, maqhooora 3ala kel el arqam eli ra77at, me7tarra 3al e9war eli madre ween eb ay dahya yemken ew9alaw..

Walhana 3al khafsa eli 3al cover mn 6ai7ta bel banyo, w 3ala lezlooq eli ma ten3add mn kether'hom..
Wil rannaatt!! ghneyat efta7 ya simsim w bombo! w voiceclipna msaween dagga 3ala pizza hut dageen nesta3ba6
VIDEOATTY ! Umbaih fashla! Kan 3indi video ga3da a6eg ergoba em9adga ro7i WA7ERRRR A7ERRR mal kaff !!

Shufooh shufoooh eb themat'kom!

Ebthemat'kom! Ma dama3taw?
Wala noq6at netfa?
Akkkh yal qahar !

9ABER 9ABER 9ABER...

Ma khala9t :)

Elyoum..

Some of my old carton boxes min theech el senna 6al3ohum mn el storage
Lgeet jan6a qadeema 7eel been aghrathy.
3ateejaaaaaa
Mn ayaaam theek essenna..

Feta7t'haa..
I reached in
And pulled outt..

Gara6es 3loch

na3am?
Laykoon 7asbal'kom lgeeta?
Ayaal miga9ee9

Laaa laa
enbaag,,

Khala9 its official ;p

Bkel Theqah..

2009-11-20T12:15:00.003-08:00

Na9or my 10 year old brother just uploaded the #1 best facebook photo and comment bel wejooooood..

Chaykaw..

AKHHAIIIIIIIIHHH ;* ;*; *

3yal Fagir

2009-11-18T12:12:00.000-08:00

Gabel LA abdy,, khal ashra7 7alat'na el maddeyya 7aliyyan, bema inna ma3ashatna bacher ebtanzel..

Dilly.. MFALSA.
Zozo.. MFALSA AKTHAR
Ana.. O3tabbar el ghaneya bainatna.. :P Bas hamm... mga76a .. :P

Nabdi !

Knt metfalseffa w ray7a bashteri maktab w shelves.. Wllaaa 6la3aw kartooneeen kubbor rasi, wa7id wazna 15kg wethani 20kg.. Wa7naa mashala allah laywarekom ashkalna.. Wa7da 3anoona wazen'ha bel 40s, ethanya qazma w feha disc.. w ana.... Ana ahabel el7emdelah :P
nzain al7een shlon enshel'hum?

"Khanboog 3arabana min el jam3eyya!"

Re7na rakeeeeth el jam3eyya eli yamna, sa7abna 3arabana (which just HAD to be the weird one which moves diagonally)..
W ga3deen en3abel eb hal karateen, nabi endakhel'hom bel 3arabana min gheer 7alat waffat..
Kan ako athneena kwaiteyeen bel ma7al weyanna.. wa7id mtani7 wethani yeth7ak 3alaina.. Afffa afffaa 3yal derti! 6ala3taw mo shgerdeya!.. BelQA9EB dakhalna'hom..

Khosh?
Far7aneen w Sa3eedeeen tawna yayeen ne6la3...
Chaann..

enshof HATHA

Madre sheno ohwa bethab6.. bas enna eyshaweg :p w kan ako sign fogah, ina kan eb £80 msawena eb £25 .. Kan ako wa7id azrag bo6agga mafeeh features, w hatha elaswad elCOOOOOL eli nabeeh!!

Sheno ehya el features, manadri...
Bas NABEEH nabeeh! ;p

"Waaayy wannasa!"
"Abiiiii !! Plz 7addi emfalsa!.. Ayshayy mako ella 7abbetain?"
"Way laa! Biikhale9!"
"Zozo, ana ashtereelich yah, erkhee9 eb £25!.. bakheth wa7id 7agi w wa7ed 7aggech, w redeeeli lefloos lama yanzel el ma3ash.."

ETEFAQNA!

Al7een 3indena 3arbana mabyoga feha karateen.. w hal kerseyaain AKBAR W AKBAR min hathailak el karateen..

"Ro7ay boogay 3arabana thanya!"

Sa7abna el karateen lail cashier.. Meshta6een w 7ala! Kersey eyshaweg !.. Mo tharoori, w ma abeeh.. Bas eyshaweg! Werkhee9! MAL MOFT!! Laish laa?..

Faj'aa...

"That will be £120 !"

Na3am? .. Mo chenna elwa7id eb £25? Ya3ni athnenhom eb £50?..

"No, I'm sorry.. You misunderstood.. That sign is for that other blue chair..."

3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaahga !! ..
La wel kwaiteyeen el athneena lail7eenhum bel ma7al weyyana.. :P

6afkom el terege3 bs...
"Ahhhh okay so whats the difference?"
"Do you have it in green?"
"Aaaahh no thank you, it not what we want... we would like to cancel our order.."

.. wGabbaina :P

Wgafna bel mo6ar 10 mins waiting for a taxi van yertha endakhel kartoneen kober rasii bel dabbah..
Akhir shay ma lgaina fa teda3asna eb taxi 3adi..

Youm we9alt el bait w 7a6ait el karateen 3al arth, garaait eshmaktoob 3alaihom..
Athari athneenhom BAS THE SHELVES..

Ya3ni nsaiina el desk bel ma7al.

:)
Shay jameel ..

P.S. 7abbait abasher'kom enny lgeet el fatora el7emdellah, fa barja3lehom..

P.P.S w ham 7abbait abasher'kom enna haddaina el 3arabana bel sekkah :D... Hailag hailllagg...

7azzat El7azza ...

2009-11-17T06:45:00.000-08:00

Tkhayelaw ga3den tetmashon weya a friend. Faj2a *SMACK* t6ee7 ghashyanna 3alarth w tekfakh ras'ha 3al cement..

Scenario
"...7anan grabs her friends's arms and straightens her body, and makes sure her airway is clear. She calls the police as she checks her friend's head for any wounds. Her friends arrive as she's gently wiping cool water over her unconcious friend's face and neck.."

Walakin..

Tadron Shsawat 9adeeqat'kom?

Wgefatt etla3li3 wetnagez belshari3..
*jump* *jump* *jump*"ABBAIH !! ABBAIHH ! ABBBAAAAIIH ! HADEEEEEEEEELL!! HADEEEEL MATTTATT! *jump* *jump* *jump* HADEEEEEEL GOOMAY PLEEEAAASSSE ABBAIH HADEEEEEEL 6A77ATTTTTT LAAAAAAAA2222... LA222222!!!..."*jump* *jump* *jump* ...

Bas ;p
Hatha eli sawaita ;p
And I continued doing that until elbanat yaw :P

Fa lama tshufoon filem actionawy, RAJA2ANN la teg3edon tetfalsefon wet9arkhon "ya ghabeyyyaa rekthayy! ya bgarra warrachh! yaa thola hideeeeh wen7ashayy!"

Cuz you'd do the same dumb thing!
heh..

You Make Me Sick.

2009-11-14T19:00:00.000-08:00

Mawtho3 ba6 chabde.
Wayed.

Okay.

7abbait awathi7 cham shaghla 7ag certain people who think they know everything..

If a girl doesn't wear the 7jab, that does NOT in any way prove that she is "ray7a feeha" wilaa aqal min elmet7ajba.

If a girl finds it acceptable to chat with her male classmates, it does NOT in any way make her "cheap" or "easy".

If a girl has some male collegues/school friends in her facebook list it does NOT in any way mean that "matghar 3ala nafes'ha" or "7ad'ha free"..

If a girl's parents and brothers are aware of all of these things and find them acceptable it does NOT in any way show that "Mayadroon 3annha" or mean they're "free kuwait"..

HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME.

Just because you were taught a certain set of morals by your parents it doesnt make you right and everyone else wrong. Etha inta meqtene3 billy ahalik 3alimok yaa, thats fine, bel3ax 3alaik bel 3afya. Bas different people have been raised in different ways. Fa la tafreth rayik 3al nas,, 6abeq 3ala nafsik!

This is the sort of thing thats happening..
".. Falantana was taught that its acceptable for a grown girl to wear short-sleeved shirts in public. 3ilanna was taught the opposite.
Therefore, 3ilanna has the right to say Falantana ray7a feha.."

NO! NO! NO!
Leanna elmawthoo3 would be entirely different if 3ilanna was taught that it was okay to wear ne9 chem, right? Faj2a Falantana would be a" good person"?

3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Et7eroooonnn !!

My parents are aware of kelshay I am up to, and methel ma ohma RABONI w KABERONI, i think they can still take it from here. Its not your job and it never was! Ana mo khasha shay minhom and mo ga3da asawi shay ghala6!

You embody the purest form of intolerance.
Jahleen, w 6ool 3omer'kom bet'theloon JAHLEEN.

HOW DARE YOU PRETEND YOU KNOW ME.

You make me sick.
Chub..

Facebook Cliches ;p

2009-11-08T21:59:00.000-08:00

3ishtaw "Cliches" ;p Ya7laili 9ert atshai7a6 :P
elmohem.. kelna 3indena facebook, at least most of us do. W elshakh9eyat ga3da tetkarar wayed :P.. You'll defnitely have most of these people eb ur lists..

El9akhhaa eli profilah mayiit mafeeh 7araka.. Bas tadrun ina kelyoum ydish we7oos bil khash wil das :P

Elii 7eel meshta6een 3al status updates :P.. Kel ma ktebaw shay, galaw qessat 7ayat'hom kelha... "Abbaih baard :D 76aw AlRai channel !! woohoo bachir ba7ar! Saroh ween qalami? Baba zafniiii! :( Wegaf fena el a9an9air! Elyom kaleet kerwason! ~ Khadamatna in7ashat!!! XD" ...

Mughramat Farmville. Tdiiish, twakel elbugar wetge9 el 7asheesh w tamshi ;p La status update la ba6eekh.

Elmilaqq eli no3'hom "inside jokes" 6ool el wagt, all over the place...
"Saroh! Roub w khyar haa? :P"
"Eeeh eeh!! Wainaaaa wainaa el hindy hathak 3aniich :P"
"O9999 bala fthaye7 la agol salfat el fa7am ;p"... chabbaw, matshawgon.
Eli mayadron shesalfa. Yamshon we6egoon el like button. Al7een salfa 9arat gabel la a3arfich, "Mariam Al-t likes this" shmalaa? Laish tkalkeen tsawen ro7ich tadren shesalfa? ;p

Elmishta6een. m9a6reen esem 78 felem bel "Favourite Movies", w katbeen qessat 7ayat'hom bel info section, w el contact details KELLA m3abenaa... Tara no one reads :D
Razzat Elwayh.. Some guy your friend knows who ALWAYS seems to like every status you like, ALWAYS comments right after you do ... I'm sure everyone has them ;p

Qaleelat el adab, eli bas tamshi wetdager bel awadiim leen akhr shay takel'ha 3adil. Hathi ana 3ala fekra ;p

El qa9eb ana 7elwa. Kel 9war'ha feha nafs el 7arakka... m6al3a bur6em'ha laih jedam,, w3yon'ha 3al segaf, wem9awra her mirror reflection :P.. na6rat'kom tgoloon "Woooooww jameelahhh!"..
w ham ako el qa9eb ana 7elo. Labis lacoste w rayban, wilzegarra bil eed.. qa9ib cool. Yakhi mo cool! Mo cool! Leanni lei7en athker shaklik ayam el taqweem wil karsh belmadresa.. Fa mo cool!

Political Drama Queens. Meshta6een 3ala akhir fethee7at na2ib madre meno madre sheno w kela garga bel 3arabi w kalimat matenfehem...
Eli yannat weg3idatt.. She was a nice girl in school.. Last month she changed her facebook name to Ga6wa Cute and started uploading innapropriate pictures and adding random guys... Hmmmmmm... :P
El khisheeesha eli yemse7oon kelshay. Their walls are empty, 3ala6ool "Flana has no more posts to show".. Eeh leeesh :D Khante6amash! yah!
The idiot who thinks short-cutting their name wont reveal their identity :P ... Ftm Fln tarra ya3ni daraina ennech Fa6ma Elflanni :P
That weirdo cousin of yours who studies abroad and you havent spoken to in months.. Then faj2a on ur wall "Yal booma killa mennich 7eragt 9eb3i wana a6bakh."
Elmo9irr. Yoba sawaitlek decline friend request 6 times, shmala m7anich? And its always random people you dont know !! Haw mo qaseb haw !
Athneen mutual friends, wayed meshta6een 3ala ba3ath w 7ail esolfon through their walls. W your homepage gets flooded eb sowalef'hom eli mal'ha nehayya :P... and its aaaalllways something to do with one of them traveling to a place they claim to be really fun but sounds super boring..

Can you think of any more? :P

Emsa7 Werba7

2009-11-04T14:59:00.000-08:00

Ba6alna Cosmo Magazine thak el youm w 6ala3lena imsa7 werba7.
Dilly elshigerdeyya tshai7e6at w 7aiiil temesa7.

YOU ARE A WINNER!
call 1234567777 to find out what your prize is!!

6ab3an kelnaa 6ay7een'la 6naza bas Dilly 7addha mestansa w 3aysha eddour. Khme6at el talifone w daggat, tabi elcode 3ashan testelem ja2ezat'ha el kubra..

"Dilly kharabee6 ga9een 3aleech.."
"Laaa ana fizt!.. Tkhayelay fezt malyon? Allaaaahhhhh wallah ashtery nadi Liverpool.."
"Ya mama ga9een 3alech.."
"Khanesmaaaa3 zeen.."

Thalat 10 digayeg na6ra "ja2ezat'ha" 3al kha6 leen khala9 ra9eed'ha.
Chan testelem talifone Zozo.
W tan6er.. tan6er.. tan6er..

"La7tha.. three frogs?.. and two camels.. eeeeeeh hay ana!Hatha hatha el code malii! HEYYYYAAAA.!!9aber 9aber chabbaw basma3 el code!"

fazat £10.
Ya3ni 5 dananeer.
w ma la7iigat tanqel el code min z3aj the7ekna
Ya3ni.. mako ethbat en'ha fazat.

Ya3ni.. Thaye3at ra9eed £30 3al Habani.

Right now, as i write this... Kaahya kaayha ga3da yamii ga3da temsa7 Cart yideeed. Lil marra el malyoun.

"Dilly tara gmaar!"
"Shako? Kho fizt"

Tfathal :P
Ayyy Daaaaaaaaad ByDaaaaad..

Nam bekeer.. 2oom bekeer..

2009-10-31T22:43:00.000-07:00

Methel ma tadruuuun.. 3indi meshkela with waking up el9eb7 on time. Yakhi nuweema lebnaya, shetsawi ya3ni ;p

Bas 3indi lekom khosh tekateek 7ag ta3deel el nwam. Jarbuhom ..

Spinkle shwayat johnsons baby powder all over your covers, pillow and sheets.. khabkhebooooh 3adel w che kefkhaw kelshay eb eed'kom. Then settle in. Madre laish bas el7araka etkhaderni w 3ala6ol akhmed... ;p
Ru7aw bookstore. Dawraw amlaq w as'khaf w alwa3 ketab you can get your hands on. Jad wallah reading like 4 pages will make your eyelids give up mn el malaqa..
Jadmaw sa3at'kom by rube3 sa3ah. Agom el9eb7 9rakh wemrakath w 7osah, w bas a6la3 mn el bait akteshef ena 3indi an extra rube3 sa3a .. a7la shu3or bel denya :D bas lelasaf 9ayra athakar el extra time the second i open my eyes ..
YOQAL.. YOQAL.. rubbing your hands together then placing your fingertips on your closed eyelids when you first wake up will give you energy madre sheno w tet9a79e7on bser3a. Kalak.
Get someone to call you and wake you up. Hal mashro3 fashil ma3ay, leani maste7i 3ala wayhi w mo bas a7ger. illa asheela waseda 3ala6ool bewyoh'hum.

Got Any other ideas?

Mughamarat Elmwa9al

2009-10-27T06:31:00.000-07:00

7athreti 3afsa nomti 3ala bo weekend. Ams belail metwatra madre eshloun bagom 7ag anatomy at 11.30 am.

Thalaait sa3tain afaker eb khe6a strateejeya, w kel shway aghayer rayi.

Elwath3 ebachi kan. Mnsad7a atgalab sa3ten. Faj2a 7a6a aghani watragas 3ashan la adookh w awa9il... Faj2a ahawin wansede7... Marra wa7da atshawag wag3ad a3achef sha3ri..

Youm 9arat elsa3a 5 am westaw3abt ina khe6at lemwa9al shakel'ha betkoon FASHLA, gelt khal anamli sa3tain thalath waqa9eb nafsi el9eb7 ennii agoom.

Khemadt ..

*10.55*

.... "La2 la2 ... plz bser3a 9ar 9eb7.. 3yoooniii... plz 5 more minutes... a9lan a9lan a9lan meno egom 10:55! Amlaq... Khale'ha 11.00... 7atta ilRaqam ashwag..."

*11:00*

... "Way ayshay! yestahbal el alarm!... Masra3.. Wayy frashi dafii barah bard... shway ba3ad.."

*11:05*

... "dayykhha... a9lan Mo zain adish wana daykha.. ba3dain ma3loomati tetkharba6.. wasqe6.. wanhar nafseyan.. mo zain 7ag 9e7etii.. lazim ajazif shwaya la2ana mostaqbali mohem..."

*11:10*

"Kho 5 minutes w 10 mins nafs el shay... 3adi albs bser3a.. wAttedala3 wabcheeli dam3a awal ma adish 3asas layzefoni... A9lan yamdeni 5 more mins.."

Hne madre esh9ar belthab6 ;p

Madre eshra3a9t...

Faj2a..

*11:30*

"Laai7en ma rann el alarm? Allah wanaassa... these 5 minutes 6awelaw.. eehh! hathi 5 mins san3a!.. mo tawwaa chena sebaq... Shakli 3indi bo 2 or 3 mins, tawenass.."

Bas sheft el sa3a dashh feeni yinni.
Negazt min lefrash w bserrrrrr3aa bserrr3aa 9arokh ga3da arage3 eb3omre.. Zain ma 6ala3t belsekka eb 6aqim bejamti w kisheti.. Combo ra2e3 el9ara7a, 6afkum.

6ab3an 7aiiil te7ethef wsabb wtele3inn..
w brovatt tereg3 7ag lama adkhal..

"Im so sorry Sir! My glasses were missing and i couldnt see without my glasses to find my glasses.." (btw ma3indi glasses)

"I was so sick this morning, i really thought i had swine flu so i decided not to come and harm my fellow classmates.."

Chan adig 3ala Lj, wh0's in my anatomy class, bashof etha bedaw wela laa'..

"Alooo Lujaino!"
"Haaaa 9aba7 el khaiir"
"bidaytawww?!"
"Haa?"
"Umbaiih weeenich!"
"Ana ray7a starbucks weya zozo!"

*faqarat 9adma*

"Ayshay! Cham elsa3a?"
"3ashr o ni9!"

Ya7laaiili.. Mo mjadma sa3ti by one hour 3ashan we9alna wintertime ... welsa3a tetghayar ;p
kent emghayrat'ha elaila eli gabelha bas madre esh9ar..
madre madre..
la tes2eluni ;p

3ogob maa kafakht w sabbait ro7i, w lebast w khala9t w ba6la3 mn el baiit..
7asafa chan nemtli sa3a zyada :D..

Crank That

2009-09-23T12:28:00.000-07:00

Hap Post ehda2 7ag BuBu ;*

Once upon a time eb zwarat bait yadite dakhalt gherfat el yahal; a room filled with about a dozen kids aged 2 to 13 7a6eenli ghneya mayshon 9ayra w yettrag9on winagzoon.

Shway gara9t eb hatha, shway cha3amt eb hatha hatha, shway rafast eb hatha.. Chan asw3eb leghneyya elhailegeya eli 7a6een'haa w ga3den yetdareboun 3aleeha rag9a.

"Wai3 shal aghani, min wain telgon hal sowaliif ?.. "

Faj2a.
" :S ... Mat3arfeen Soulja boy?"

"La2. Shibee3 hatha ;p"

Sheft 3yon el yahal kelha 3alaayy.
"Mat3arfeeen Soulja Boy??!!?!!"
"Shlon mat3arfena!"
"Min 9ejech?"

...

Soulja boy ? Esma 7atta mo marr 3alay! Abadan!! W shenu uhwa bethab6?! Esem leghneya? Wela esem el freqa? Wala el mughani? Aw el album? Sh3arafni b'hal suwalif ana! Zain miny a3arif Barack Obama, etgululi Soulja Madre mino?

"AYYYYSHAY !! Mat3arif Soulja boy!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaak"

"Hathi wain tadris, 9umal!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaak"

"Mat3arfeeen shayy!!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaak""

LAAAAA2 !!
Wayhe gam e7athef alwan
Ghayart wagfete.. 9ert wagfa wagfat el terege3
wagfat "i dont care"

"Ehh la2!.. eehh,, Ambala! A3arfa ... Bas ma77ebba,, O nisait esma.."

"Kaaaaaaaaaaak"

"Sheno ya3ni! Who cares! kho mo qor2an!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaak"

"A3arfa ! 9ij... 7atta a3arif 50 cent ba3ad!!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaak"

"A3aaarfaaaaahhh!! "

Na9or Ukhoy "Ahhhaha 7anano etfashleen wallah!"

"Na9ir ISKIT !!"

"Takleen Biscuit!!!"

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaak"

3AAAAAAAAAAA ;@

9aber 9aber 9aber..
Khalaw my humiliation jedam el yahal aside :P...

How did this happen?

Once upon a time i was cool! Kint 7aftha kel aghani lajnabeyya min rabe3 bsb w blue w madre meno... knt haba eb kil habba, min inflatable school bags to scooters to tatoo bo 3ilch ! Click HERE for evidence

I was Da Bomb!

DA BOMB !

Walakin el ziman ghadar..
Ghadaaarr!
Jad wallah wild bent 3amii e7eb Soulja boy! wallah el 3atheem he's 3! Ante7er? jad jad ante7er?..
9ert Da2a 2adeema ;(

I did my research that night w lgeet THIS VIDEO w fahamt el qamanda (sorry mu rathe e9er embeded)
Wallah 7assa bil uboh! 7ADDDII 7assaah feeh!

Eb themat'kom hathi eghneya? Shfee Rwaiished? Shfee, nagseta eed wla reel 3ashan tesme3on hal ezbala?

P.s. wana sawi my "research" it took me like 10 minutes to realise it was spelt "Soulja" and not "Sajja" ;$... Babchy.

Kiil Bux bTa3looma

2009-09-13T15:52:00.000-07:00

Ams ana w zozo mjableen ba3ath bil msn w ga3den entenaqash neqash 7arr. 7arr 7arr jeddann. Darr baina mn athqaff wa arqa 7ewarat bel wejood. Atwaqa3 Barack Obama becha youm darra inaa 6affah el neqash..

Guy Punches.

"A7is guy punches really hurt!"
"Eeeeh off men9ejich, akeed they doo!"
"Ee wa7na banootaat 3anoonaat akeed be3awer!"
"Min galb"
"A7iss falantan buxa e3awer :O"
"El7een shako falantan bel salfa?"
"Madre che a7is"
etc etc...

Nezal 3alaay el wa7i faj'aa w seeda raketh darr umi wobooy..

"Yoba! 6eggni Bux 3ala eedi!"

Uboy "A6igich Bux?"

"Eeeh eeh yalla 6igne!"

"Sh7agga yoba?"

"Inta al7een 6egnii..!!"

*thump* 3a6ani wa7da 3ala zandi.

"Ayshay! Hatha buxik? May3awer, kaaaaak!"

Chaaann ya36eeeniii Thaaaakkk Elll Buuuxx :P

Buxx ENNAAMMA AIIIIH!!!

Khdarat eeedi khdarat !!
Mako 7saaass maa 7iss bshay!
7asait chnaa mako eed, ma3indi!
Eldamm kela kela en7ash!!
Jesmi mo me3teref eb zandi mn kether el 3awarr!

*clutching my arm* " :O :O :O"

"7anano ? Hal 6agga 3aweretch? Yallaahh 3ad kanat 6agga khafeefa !"

*men9admaa* " :O :O :O :O :O"

"9ej wallaah ta3awartaaay baba?"

" :O :O :O :O"

"Enzain ta3aalay ta3alaayy rideeli yaha :P"

"Sharidlik!"

"Bashooof Buxich eshlon 9ayer"

Thalaait bo 3asher degayeg a6ag6ig 3ala zanda..

Yeth7ak!!

Jad jad yeth7ak!

Men9ejaa 3inda etha7ek!

"Men9ejech 7anano? Hathi 6agetich? Aqwa!"

"Ehhh la7tha 9aber! Hatha kan brova! A9lann ana mkhafefa 3alaik wayed,, 3asas la3awrik..."

Wared a36eeeh AQWAA MA 3INDII..
Ham yeth7ak!

Laih hal daraja elbanat ekhre6y ya3ne?!
Farathan hejam 3alay wa7ed ne9 elail? Ba6iiga chethe?
Shakla bemoot mn el the7ik wehidni..

Shasawi eb 3omre ?!
Dawruuli 7al !!
heeeefffftttt ;x

Fatwa

2009-09-06T11:35:00.000-07:00

Ana wayed 3indi 6ab3 inyy belbaiit atla3ab eb 7jabaat omi ... Albes'hom wa7oos fehom wag3ad atte9awar. Ennas talbes le7jab barra el bait w tef9akhaa dakhel, wanaa el 3ax ;p

Elmohem, elyoum 3gb el f6our ga3da al3ab be7jab omii wa7oos feeh.. Chan altefet 3ala awkhayya Na9or who's 10 years old

Ana 'Na9or ! Eshrayek Atte7ajab?"

Na9or *3yonaaa 3al shasha yel3ab ps3* "Emmm.. madree... Keefich.."

"La jad jad! Eshrayik fene bel 7jab? .... At7ajab?"

"Eeeh ..."

*Hne Fera7t shway,, gelt zaiiin wallah yemken min waranaa 3inda swalif deep thinking w having an opinion w rab3a.. Fa qaseb ba6ali3 minaahh kalam mothaqaf waftekher feeh..*

"9ej wallah? :D ...Shma3na?"

"Madree ga3d ashayer. Wakhray mashoof!"

"Na9oro jad min9ejy! Inzain tabbi tezawaj wa7da met7ajbaa wlaa laa?"

"Met7ajbaa.."

"9ej :D... Eshma3na?"

"Madree ga3d ashayer !... Lama a9eer kber a9eer thakiii wa3arif akhtar"

"Inzaaain yalla 3aad, 3a6ni rayiikk... at7aaajab wlaa laa?"

"eeeh..."

*Ehneee 9ar fene yemken feee amal el walad ! Yemken yetghashmar !*

"9eej :D... Laish?"

"Leanna sha3rich kisha w ma7ib ashoofa"

Gelt al7een begule "Leaanii agharrrr 3alaich ya ekhty el jameelaaa elmuth'helaa eli chenha el bakhatt ..."

Piiiiisht !

3gb kel hal ta3ab w flous eli enga6at .. Zabuu6 elneg3a eguli kisha? kisha? kisha? kisha? Sa3tain mjaabla elmantharaa weya hal curling iron,, wkel eshway chawya ethni ... Akhrat'ha kisha? kisha? kisha? kisha?

Fa ya3ni rajaa2ann yali esh3or'kom "kisha" .... ta7ajebaw AL7EEN.
Yakhe kaifa el walad, may7eb eshoof ya3ad..

fa raja2an plz ya3ni :)

Tefugig

2009-09-04T15:11:00.001-07:00

Tefugig (verb) - Another word for tefelsef.

I have a scar on my right thigh. Right above my knee. 9arlaa cham senna, wal7een khaff wayed shway wroo7 a9lan. Tabuun et3arfun sheno qessat hal scar?
3ad agolekom !

3ala ayam el thanaweyya madresat'na el COOL el HIPHOP wadatna re7la LiMadeenat Eltarfeheyya. 7anan 7athrat'ha labsa bermouda w ne9 chem, khosh ?

Ma thalat le3ba wadra em9adya ma rekabnaha w galabnaha hulaaila. Ma thaal bangaali w shaghal ma athaynaah w sa7alnah w ga9eena 3alaih. Ma thal du3aa' ma da3aaita wana atteragas mn el khouf eb galbaat qe6ar el mout

Chan eyyeeeee dour ElJandool, The King ... bo nazlitaaiin. We left the best till last !

Rekabt ana jdaam w Milli warray.
Bas 9a3adna foug, weleshyar gha6atna w ma7ad yesma3na, gemna enkhor'ha 3ala bo ma7ad eshof/yesma3. W 3ad bdaaaina bel tefugig ! Sheghel agoom w ogaf 3ala reel wa7da bel 9a3da.. Sheghel tedumbek w te9efeg.. Sheghel shway wad3as rass Milli bel may.

Kena Ga3deen Che.
(ana eli etshaweg om Fionkah 3ala ras'ha)

14 year old 7anan faj2aa decided to ma9ekh'ha a little. Ga3adt bel maglooub. Eeeh na3am. As in mjabla milli w ma36eyya thahre el nazla. Yakhe lebnaya creative, shensawi ba3ad ;p

Ya3nii Ga3dity 9arat Che !

Adre ena rasmi raw3a. Fa rajaa2an ask for permission before you steal ;p

Elwath3 9ar chay w gahwa, w ya7laaile merrtazza w mestansa mako meshkela. Chan eyee dour elNazla elthanya. Sakkart 3yoooonii tawni yaya a9arekh..
Faj'aa asma3 6ag6egga qaweyyyyaa w 7asaait eb 3aawwwarrr ebjesmii. Athaari 9ar fene ..

Che

Again, adre enni fannana. Please ask for permisson before you steal :p

And i was stuck and couldn't get out. Knt Magdar a7arek shay illlaah eedi weryooli.. W7aiil ashawett wala3lii3 w milli 6ay7atlaa thak el the7ik eli mala nehhayya.. The7ik bo 'akafekh fekhthy', 3araftooh? 3araftooh? Wetsa7ebb wetzekh eb eedi wanaa wa3alaya a7awiil akawer jesmi 3alasas e9eer korbon wezghayer and slips out.. Mako fayda. Wel3awaaaar, abbaiih ergbti men3awya wel7adayed etzaleqni 9oub eeedi.. I started to panic 7aiil.

9ar fene khala9 ana bamoot elyoum. Elnass etmoot shuhadaa'.. Or peacefully in their sleep. Wana 7athretty mafqoo9a eb jandool bel jahra maywain,, Shay jameel.

Belqaseb madre eshloun 6ale3atnii,, 7adda 7adda right before the game ended.. ;p washoof hal jar7 3ala fekhthy that starts just after my bermouda fabric ends,, 7aiil e9ebb damm. And so my scar was born.

The moral of the story is....
La talbesoun bermouda 7ag madeenat eltarfeheya ;p

wsalamatkom :D

P.s. Tara ga9ait 3alaikom, we didnt leave the jandool till last leana its the best. Ommi galatli khaleeh akher shay 3ashan la testabredain w tamretheen 3alaina ... :D I am very cool !

9waarkom Belfacebook ?

2009-09-03T12:19:00.000-07:00

E7E7EEMEM... Mawthoo3 9war 3al facebook. ElBanat 6ab3an, Not guys... no one cares etha 7athretik 7a6 9warek mensede7 3alba7ar aw rakeb jetski 3ayesh dour yal cool..

Awalann.. Ana shakh9eyan im fine with it, as long as im not sending out the wrong message across especially if u have guys in ur friendlist, which I do. Ya3ni belnehayya kelman kaifaa e7e6 eli yabeeh.. Bs Ya3nii 3indi ba7e6 9wari a7e6'hom for the sake of 'This is Me' .. mo for the sake of 'Shufonii ana 7elwa', 3araftaw? wel7emdela most girls chethee.

METHAAAL... A regular picture posing with your friends SHAYY.. ww wagfaa eb nafnoof emzalaa666 w fakhfakh,, wmetkashkhaa w ma36atnaa thak el boooouuzzz el seductive shay thanii ;p Mo shar6 me3nattaa om bouz mo khosh wa7da .. Mala sheghel,, bass inna it sends out the wrong message ;p.. does this make any sense?

Le9bayan..
And to the guys.. Don't judge a girl 3ashan 7a66a e9war'ha.. Mo me3nata shes suggesting shay, aw inha mo zaina. Momken 3aqleyat'kom ghair w you find different things acceptable bas wallah maaaaaallllaaaa sheghel bel akhlaq abadan. Fa ya3nii Bala 3oqad w stop judging ;p

Balaaawiii
Kalaamii shway ghabi bas ham from a different point of view, i guess eli et7e6 9owar 7elwa is riskiing it.. Recently my friend wa3alaya ektashfat a fake account bel facebook with her pictures :S.. Lebnaya mashalaa malikat jamaal fa a7is shay 6abee3i nas khobatha esawon chthe feha .. Meshkelaa eli 6abkha el 6abkha bnaya :S... Manadre hal ayam enkhaf mn mno wla mno ! ;\

Fa Na9ee7a ya3nii.. try enkom t7e6un 9ewar 3adeyyaa since its safter.. Welii mat7e6 mo me3nata mo3aqda, ham keef'ha. And no one should judge the other, nobody understands everyone ;p

Entaw eshraykoom bel mawthooo3? T7e6on e9war'kom wlaa laa' ?
And what sort of pictures et7e6oon?
And guys shraykom bel 7achii, do you get it wla ma ya3jeb'kom?

Taw ennas... bs embarak 3alaikom eshahar ;p

2009-09-02T01:01:00.001-07:00

Adre adre shway w no9al ne9 eshahar ... Bas embarak 3alaikom baaagi elshahar ;Pp.. 7adi maste7e 3ala wayhe 9arle dahar mo 7a66a shay, sam7unnii wallah wath3i louya wayed

Awalaan.. Is it just me or Ermethan doesnt feel like it used to? Ayaam eli there was only 1 musalsal to watch (swalf m7amad elman9or w rab3a).. ayyam Jelly a7mar w hyata bel shware3 youm gergee3an en6ag6ig beeban el nass wenteragas? ... Hal ayam a7es wayed tefelsef w tefugig.. Tarawalii? Shayabt? ;p
My deepest sympathy for the poor family members that get to sit next to the drinks tray 7azzat el fe6our... '7anoona 9ebeeli Vimto mama' .. '7anano abi Shani' ... '7anaano 3a6eeni Liban. La la mo hatha hathak. La la hathak eli 3al zawya, 3ainy 3alaih..'... 3athab 3athab o rab el ka3ba, Meshkela etha ta7al6amt ya36oni bo 'Shda3wa ya3ni Kelna 9aymeen!' ... Shako ! That doesn't even make sense :@
Abbaiih AKHLAAAAAAAQKOM !! El3alaam nafseyya, shda3waa yoba! Meshkelaa eshaalkhun'kom b3dain ya36onkom bo 'Allahoma Enni 9a'em..' ...Laaa? ;p
Kelwa7id eb gherfeta talfezyona, bass 7azzat el f6our bas ako wa7id. Ta3alaw shofaw el 6gni wa6egik. Meshkela obooy yamsek el remote w 7aiiil efarfer w mala shegel feena :P.. 'Yoba yoba wagf eshway!' ... 'Sheno hatha? erja3 erja3?'... 'Yobaa allah carton abee ashofaaa'... Woboy emthabe6na a7la seefonat :P
Etha7kooni eli eb keef'hom esawon qawaneen 7ag laghani bermethan.. Elii ma yesma3, welli bas 3gb el f6oour, willi ysma3 6ol el wagt ilaa gabel el athan bsa3a..
Madre sh7agga e6awloon 7adda 3al tv w HAM esolfoon .. Kilman mendemej w kel shway 'Magdaar magdarr 3al kalaak!' ... 'Waaaaaii33 shal sha3ar!"... And my dad's personal favourite 'Shwarbek'.
So2al 7ag kel 3ayla... ya3ni tadroon ma7ad be6il eb wayh el 9ala6a, laish kelyoum etsawoonha ? Haa? 3nad 3alaai ya3ni?
Bas 7abbait a3linn enni AKRAH AKRAH Shourbat 3adass. Estaghfer alla mafehaa 6a3am wil texture mayshaweg kelesh .. WHY its one of the most popular soups is beyond me!
Amlaq lawthaa3 lama yayeenkum nass yetfa6eroun 3indekom w lazem 3gb el f6or etwajboon. Ya3ni mako na7sha waro7 a7e6 rassi wanam 3ogob el tekheder.. Laa. Enthabray jablaay elomaa w 9ebay chay w 7e6ay kfana w thawbay bewyooh'hum... W the7kay 3al malaqa el musta7eela wil sowalif eli a7isni sam3at'ha alf marra. And why is that that they never wanna watch the stuff you like? Tara mo 9edfa, ENZAIN !
Taduun Shlun ! It should be ILLEGAL for food adverts to be be shown bermethan ;@ Laaish laaaaaaish ya rabbii da3ayat maggi madre sheno hal mechabees jedam 3yuni w ba6ni wa3alaya ewa9wii9 mayyet yabi legma.. 7aram 3alaihum :(

W bas ;p

Spiderman Bachaani !!

2009-08-20T17:56:00.000-07:00

Shaqety el ydeeda ground floor 9ayra.. faaaa el7asharat eb kaif obahat'hom esharfoon faj2aa when I least expect them to. Ya7laaaiiileee awal ams ya3ni chakka el 7araka,, ga3da arketh bel sheqa arashresh pifpaf bkel zawya w da3oos.. Taraassst el sheqa, tarasst'ha.. Dash eb obo khashme. Shway wathba7 nafsi weyahom...

Lailat'ha chna ana w zozo became high 3al pifpaf... Mo rathyeen narked w nakhmed. Wath3 3ajeeb ghareeb kaan..

Gemt el9eb7 tawni fat7a el bab 7ag okhoy el 3azeez zayernii .. Barja3 gherfety bakheth shayy.. Maaa shof ella Spider sha7laaila mertaz 3al barkeeih bil mamarr. Ma kan wayed ekbeeer.. Around 3 cm diameter, w assssssswad welawe3 el chabd.

Chan Abchi ;$..

eeeh na3amm, spider bachanii ! Eeeh eeeh !
Im not sure why... bas e6la3at bro7'ha elbachwa

Bas elkhar3a kanat akthar shay khar3at 9admaa. Wayed kent thamna eni mara7 ashof reg3at wayh ay spider bshaqety, lelabad. YANNAINA w we became high min el tereshresh 3al fathe? Shway wanqemett we9eer holocost eb shqety 3al fathe? Elraketh wel ta3ab wel emnagaz weya elpifpaf 3al fathe?

6ab3aaaaaan bas sheft elspider 3a6ait okhoy mn ajmal el raqsat el afreeqeya wanaa arketh wa9aarikh wa7ak7ik eb jesmii... Wa2aasherr a2aaaasherrrr wa9arekh wilqash3areera 7aiiiil 7aiiil et7oom eb jesmi, Goosebumps mo 9ij.

W madre laish 7a6eenli manthara ebnes el gherfa!! Ma kan khosh mantharr eli shefta, kellleeeshh ;p Laa mn keshetii, Wala min elwagfaa 3ala reel wa7daa khayfa ados 3ala another potential spider, wala min ledmoo3 eli tanzel arba3 arba3. Wthe7ek okhoy "the hero" ya3ni binaakiit wefare7ni eshway "Balll hatha mo spider, hatha spiderman" ... Kelesh mo wagt tharaftaa el mosta7eela. Chan eroo7 yefqas lespider ebclinexah..

3ad kesar kha6re lespider shway eb hal la7tha...
Shway bs ;p

Allah yasterrrr bs mn elii yaay. Hal marra ukhoy weyay, marra el yaya shbasawi? Adeg 3al ma6afi? Laihhh metta bakadesh el banat ?
Ed3ooli mashof reg3att spider mara thanya !!
Eee wed3ooli anja7 bemte7anaatii, marra wa7daaa madam htamaitaw w da3aitaw ;p

Please Dont Hurt Me...

2009-08-11T22:34:00.000-07:00

Adre gha6aait... wayeed... And there's a reason behind it all..

:)

Age9 3alaikom mako ;p Laitni 3indi 3ether ! ;p

khtara3taw? ;p 3abalkom tezawajt wla mett? Enzain bas 3indi cham shaghla agul'ha w bawalii, khoush?

Ayabaa wa9alt el 10,000 views in like 6 months. Athker el counter hatha 7a6ita around nes shahar athneein .. Wayed khoush ;p 6ab3an magayish 3yal el 100,000's bas kelshay ne3ma!
My exams are in a few weeks, faa i wont be blogging much halayam. So this is sort of like a request,, ina yawela eli eshelni min their blogg roll, fahhamtaw ! eeh!
AGOOOOL.. Ru7aw Chocolate Bar Elbid3!.. Ako Felebeeni esma OLIVER! Ma mar 3alaikom? Abbaih felem felem hatha... Kl ma re7t weya wa7da galatli "Abbaih hatha akher marra baddda3 feeena".. Enshahar enshahar el walad ! Wallah che ya36eech ebtesama bo Jim Carrey w no3a "Pink plate for the Princeeeeesss !! Ahhhhha ahaha ahahaha !! Ahahhahhaa !!" Ehabel ehabel! ;p Akher shay ma9akh'ha baghait afla3aa ,, bass ma marr 3alaikom ? ;p
MABROOOOK Sh7fana! ;* 3assall 3asssal hal bnaya, Rabbi yes3edich wewafgich doum :)
A7eeh ghneyat Yara thb7atni "Sho3ouri Bel Faraaa7 Gurbik 3an Eddenya Ekafeeenii".. Tekfoun lama atzawaj please wa7da feekom et'thakenri aghaneeha 7ag Rayli enzain? Laaa jad min9eji. 3asa may6e7 3al blog wyadgerni bs ;p
Eb3ers Galoli ashbah Pascal Mish3alani. Abchy?
Teshai7a6t bel tan wmestansaa feeeh esbou3ain.. Wal7een ekhtefa. Shesalfa ! ;@ Ya3ni shasawi shasaawii ;@ SHa7e6 ya3ni?

Bemaaa innyy min kether ma 3fesat nomti werja3at 3adelat ro7'ha, kelyoum fazza mn ethemaan wa7oos belbait asolef weya el khadam wakalem le6waf.. Lemme go do that now ;p

P.s. Tawni garait elpost kela.. Abbbaadan ma 3ini salfa yaya msawia post ;p 6awfuha !!

Facebook Syndrome

2009-08-03T17:13:00.000-07:00

Bema ina waray exams in late august w yabelhum emjabal, I promised myself ina khalaas lain safretty mara7 a6la3 w bantheber bel bait wajabil. Wa aythaaan qarart iny asaker facebooky 3alasas adres w mako distraction w a reason to get up every half hour to feed my everlasting LEGAFA.

Half an hr after deactivating it the symptoms started. Wa7is the fact iny 7arma nafsi min el 6al3a zaddaat el narr 7a6ab..

Symptoms include..

Fidgeting and Irritability.
Downloading songs I know I'll never listen to just to make time fly leani mali khelg adriis.
Frequent trips to the kitchen to open the fridge door, stare at the eggs, then go back to walking around the house in circles.
Discover qanat Sudan. Laa jad!
Ongoing sensation of having "forgotten to do something".
Sudden emotional meltdowns, stating that "I dont know what my goal in life is" or " I have no dreams/ambitions".

Wal6amaa Alkobra..

I CHECKED MY EMAIL.

Eeh na3am. Bagheet abchy youm esataw3abt jareemty. Lemme explain further; inboxy feeh foug el 9000 emails w 9arle akthar mn SINA KAMLA mo 6allaah feeh except for the two or three times my parents sent me a copy of my plane ticket. Laa w kel marra lazem edezunhaa two or three times leana 3afeesa w magdar algaa shay!

You wanna know the worst part with my inbox thing?

...Kel shway asawi refresh...

Laaaaaaaaaaa333 7alti kaseefffaaaa !! Waay w ga3da agraa my old facebook e-mail notifications w me7tarraa...7assait ru7i mag6o3a 3an el 3alaam jad wallah, westaw3abt inaa facebook shay asaaasi lel7ayat,, khasatan ethaa youre supposedly emjableen el kutob..

P.s. 7ag eli mo em9adeg salfat el 9000+ emails.. Hakum Solid proof, print screened mn msn.

"That" Story..

2009-08-01T20:59:00.000-07:00

Mara yebt 6ari salfa mu7reja.. It was such a small mention ma ettewaqa3t enas et'laa7eth wet7in wetrin 3alay iny agool el salfa 3adla w kamla. Gabel cham youm 9adeeqti sawat "request" 7ag hal qessa (e7em, eeh eeh chaykaw elchebeera eli sar 3ndaha requests! A7es awal w akher wa7ed lool ;p)..

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Once Upon a time, in mid april 2008, a young lady called 7anan was walking through a park with her friends Zozo and H. Ma thal 3a9foor bel wejood ma khare3oh w 6ayeroh.. Wla Faj'a...

H "dip your foot bel pond ;p"

Ana "Ayshaay,, Mabi.. "

"Yalla 3aaad! Just roll ur jeans up w chethe dip it, i dare u"

"Ayshay! You do it if its so fun ya3ne.."

"I dare you,, yallaaah 3add!! "

Hadeel "Yalla 7anano etha entay 9ej marrah saweha ;p"

".... Waay sakhafa enzaiin.. Madre sheno eli wayed wanasa besalfa.."

Fe9akht 9andali w raffaa3t jeant lain erkabby. Chan faj'a alge6 9eeni weya 7abeebta ga3deen 3al bench thak e9oub ekhezoon w na6reen eshofon shbe9eer. Faj'aaaa mashuf elaa gemt atshai7a6 wasawi ru7i 3antarr w matlo3 chabde ;p.. Eeeeh 9ar 3indi jemhur ba3ad, mn gadi! ;p

"Yallaaaaa!!"

"Ge6ee3a enzain!.. Akhaf el maay barreedd..."

Awal shay 3alabo meshta66a 3al 7araka tedala3t eshway 3eshtaw ;p .. "Waai33 bared mabi!".. "Waay wasekh ma7eb!".. wana mayta mayta abi abard 3ala chabde ;p... Shway shway 7a6aait reeli 3al 6aboogaa eli ta7t el maay yaya badkhal...

Madre bethab6 sheno 9ar bas ethaher kanat 7oubat el 3a9afer eli ga3da araketh warahum wakhare3'hom..

Lgait nafse ebne9 elbu7ayra bain el ba66, arafess wafarfer belmaay wa9aarekh lelnajda, w elmay shway we7uush ergobti . Madre laish knt mani gadra agoom mn el maay faa lgait inaa a7san shay asawi ashawett wa9aarekh ;p

Rab3i 7ABAAYTBEE el WEFEYEEEEEEEEEN,,, kel wa7da shway wet6ee7 bel pond weyay mn el the7ek bedal ma esa3dooni! Akheeeeh 3alay wana a9arekh wala3li3 mako faydaaa,, thalait ebro7i ashawett wa7awil agoooom magdaaarr...

"3AAAAAAAAAA !! ABBAIIH ABBAIIH BARED BAARRRRRREDDD!!!"
*Mu eb wa3eehum*
"7AAAAAAAY!! Sa3dooooooniiii!!!!"....HAAAAAAY 6AL3OOONIIIIII!! LAAA2 shaa3reeee !!.... Shnaa6reeen !! Maytha7eek khalaaaa9 !!...Umbaaih Pleeease Babcheeeeee!!!"

Ba3da zaman mn al waqt (A7es it was like 3 seconds bas it seemed like so much longer wallaaah :'(..) es7ebouni mn el maay, w malabsii etga6er etga6er chiny makhtha doush fehum..

Wakhas shay inaa el9eeni 7adddaa far7aan china 3ers obooh! Qaleel el adab ! ;@ Shahd el filem kellaah wala sa3adni !! Kela Mn 3yona ..

Ehee2 :(
El 7ayat 9a3ba ya naaas !!

w bas hathe el salfa ;p
Happy now?

Bubble Bursting ;p

2009-07-28T17:45:00.001-07:00

I was thinking deeply.. mashala yemken li awal marra eb 7ayate ;p.. Afaker afaker afaker.. W yat 3ala bali shaghla mu7ayera awi awi..

How come many girls find it more flattering than offending lama wa7ed yet7arash feehum bel share3 ?

Lama eyee wild sheware3 e7anech w yel7ag'hum belsayara aw belmujama3... w kelshway ege6 7achi "Shda3wa Yubaa!!".. "3a6eena wayh yobaa..." ... "Yummmahh sh7alatech!"..

Yal sakheefat yali 3arfeen ro7'kom... Mumkin I burst your bubble?
Momkin?
Etha matabun 3adi la tegroon ;p

Hal walad shayef shay eb3eena, shay entay matshufna.. Somehow eshuf shay that makes you to him an easy toy/tagzoora/target (choose eli ya3jebech ;p).. Sure he might think youre hot, bas I bet ako banat he thinks are hot bas LAA YOMKIN emes'hum aw 7atan y6ale3hom. Tara mo mas'alat 7elwa.. Ever seen a guy chase a fugly tacky haileggya? I bet you have !

Elmafroth tenza3joun w tethayegoun wetlou3 chabd'kom
Elmafroth matge9en 3ala rou7ich wtgulen "Abbaih ya7alate Ana Laih hal daraja 7elwa,, wannasssaahh ;$"
Elmafroth etgulun "Esmella 3alay laish 6ay7a min 3aina? Shmala shayefni rkhesa w easy w mo kafo a3teber mn themn elnas eli ye7terem'hom?"

LEANNA.. el walad eli yeqader w ye7term bnaya ACTS like he respects her ;p
Te7eresh is degrading, its estehzaa' feech w eb tarbeetich w ahalich !

Estehzaaaaa' !

Estehzaaaaa' !!!

Ehaz'uunich wentay mestansa ma3a el waih? La wetbayneen lehum enech mestansa?..

POP !
Have a nice day :)

7asafa 3al Asami Essan3a ;p

2009-07-25T08:52:00.001-07:00

Kwaitiyeeen Mako fayda.. 3asa bas 6i7na 3ala shay san3 galabna lou3ah.
Endawerr ayshay 3alasas nagleb el kelma felem ru3b. Kalimaaat esh7alaaat'ha, tharba w raqeeqa.. etha ma glebaw el kelma defasha eldenya matkun ebkhair..

Ya3nii Meethal.. Meeethal meethal agul..

B'Asaami elSaayarat..
Sh7alat'ha kelmat Mercedes.. ton6aq 'merrrsay-deis'.
Wa7na ..? 'MOORRR-SEEEDIS"
Afffaaa2 !

Wla Chevrolet.. Ehablon el ajaneb ,, "Shevv-Ro-Leeih"
7athrat'na SHAFFFFARRRR

Wil Toyota.."Teyo-dha"
"Tyooooooteh" .. estehzaaaaa' bel sayara bemafeehe elkefaya!

Abbaih Please Volks Wagon! ... Kho gulaw VW!
'FELIX' shmalah ...

"Toureg"..
6awareq? Amoot?

Nissan..
"Neeeih-Saaan"

A7la shay ina lai7een ako nas esamun el Mini Cooper "Sayarat Mr Bean"... Abi Ajmal.
Ta3alaw shakhbar Mr Bean? Ma nesma3 3ana abadan hal ayam

Ashwana el3moom esami elJaguar esma el 9a7ee7. Bas ham ako eli esamuna "Jackwar".. Shsalfat'hum hathul wayed met'athren bel jarayed ;\

Wtha lesem kan g9ayir w mayamde yetghayar, ham edawronlehum shay...
"BMW"... sh7aga 7athfeen el "w" ana madre ;p..

A7ess 6awaft shkether bas u get my point, innit? Innit? Bas 3ogob kel hl te7el6em magul ellaa ALlah e7afeth LeKuwait, w kel khair'ha w 3ez'ha we 3yob'ha ba3ad! 9affgaaa 9affgaaaaaa !!

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P.S. Tadruun laish el Wanaait samoh chthe? Leana awal wannait dakhal el q8, raqam el license plate malah kan "18".. as in One-eight ;p Fa elkawaytah 7abayetbna galaw "Yobbbaa ensameeh Wanaait khalasna".. Wahakatha elDeenya Teduur! ;p
Jad wallah true story ;p

Shakhbare Shakhbaree !!

2009-07-23T02:11:00.001-07:00

HUGE Shout out to 9adeeeqtii Hala ;* ;* ;* A7eebookeeeee ;p
Qitluuunee 3ala hal ghbarrra ;p Sheghel awal! Bas gabel la abdi , abeekum u open this in a new window ---> HATHA! ... 3alasas Basawi mood weya el post ;p

3abalich madre ma ra3astay? Lo sema7tay redday w re3say, fahamtay?
6awlaaaaaw 6awlaaaw 3al 9outt ;p

Khannabdii ;p ...

Al3aab w Kharabee6

Waaay kroot Pokemon ;p Ma3arf al3ab bas ayame3 wa7er elommah ;p
Plaster 3ala flintstones. A7es hal habba bas tamat eb madresatna ;p walad ma feeh ela el 3afya mgha6i jesma tes3een alf plaster "shufoonee ana gangsta"
Kroot SHOOOT! Okhoy efoz ma6ara ma ma6ara w Ana gi6e3a kent kela afuuz dinar, waroo7 ashtere kart thani eb hal dinar wakhser , weja3
Polypocket ya banat!! Athker mar8adoosh kan 3indaha PollyPalace madre sheno w matkhaleeni ajeesa. Khaysa ana awarech.
Barbiaat 6ab3an mayabela ;p w 7aiil kelyoumain emsadga rou7i fanana bel Ga99 wel mekyaj weglebha Hoola. wkelhum mefaseekh 6ab3an, w rayel barbie a7e6a eb derj bru7a leana "3aib emfasaakh".
Game Boy Colour,, Scooter,, Camerat "izone" om stickers.. 7annait 7annait akher shay la3abt fehum youmain wga6ait'hum belkabat.
Le3bat Tuffal w 3ood qalam ;p Hailag Hailaag ;p W 7arakat wet paper en7athef 3al segaf ebbait yadite. Mansa marra Khalii dash 3indena faj2a Poo6 3ala rassa 6a7 ;p 7elwa Poo6 3jebatne

Lebs w Mothah

Ka3ab Spice Girls bo feleen ;p Maa thal raseef ma tekarfast 3alaih. w nafs el shay juti Sketchers bo twayer,
KHAM JAISH. no comment, akhaf adame3
Waai3 wai3 tathkerun ban6aroun bo tanura eli 9ayeren attached? Msadga ru7i shayyy, LAA2 chne khabbaz kashekh, arraf arrraf.
Habbat lebs el "punk" ma3a asawer claires el fesfureya w skull earrings w 7ala? way3a way3a kent asadeg nafse "street" men 9ej, maskeena ;p ... Tathkerun asaweer nuran bu kharraz?
Hathech elJan6aa elitentefekh chn'ha 6afa7eya w dakhel'haa muraba3at. waaai3 araff kent amut feha w youm enfashat bchaiit ;$
Kubettain 3ala Baby spice ;p enfashel enfashel !

Elaghani

Habbat aghani lengelaizeya ;p Wai3 backstreet boys kelwa7da 3ashgatlaha wa7ed fehum. Akheeeh 3alay, kent ma7eb wala wa7d fehum, bas achatheb agul iny a7eb Brian 3alasas akoon cool loool
Macarena ma ghera ;p Khal agulekom serr ; Kan 3indi sharee6 remixaat Macarena from all over the world; Remix hiphoppy, remix esbani, remix 3rubi etc, wkelyoum 3gb el ghada a'aleff ragsa macarenawiya ydeeda 7ag kel dawla. La tekrehuni plz a7ebkom !
Miaaaamii ;* Madre laish kan 3indi eli mu 7afeth kel aghani miami athwal w ma yeftehem beldenya
Wayed kent a3teber aghani 7mood Nasser raqya w masha3er wa7asees ;P Kent lama asma3'la a3teber nafse raqeqa w kbera ;p
Guitara.. khasatan "Ya Ghalii Shebel Gali",, 3ala fekra tara ma 3arafnalehum hathol kelyoumain ya wa7da ta7ajabat ya wa7da fsakhat, ya wa7da dashat ya wa7da e3tazlat ! w ba3dain ya3ni !
6ab3an spice girls.. ma thaal faneela w dlagh w lunchbox w fu6a w shabasa w ma7aya 3ala ewyuh'hum ma khamait.
"Tadree Laish az3al 3alaik? A3eshegek wamoot feek! Takser el kha6er beduni, wyenkeser galbee wajeek..." La7thaw 6uul leghneya ma teshra7 shemza3elha. tes3een marra t3eed "Tadri Laish az3al 3alaik? Tadree laish az3al 3alaik?" w faj2a tghayer el mawthu3.

FA9IL: Khalesat leghneya? Yalla 3ayal Open this in a new window ---> THIS

Ashya'a Thanya Madre Wain A7e6'ha ;p

Musalsal Jameel wa Hanaa'. Qetlooonii ;p
Al3ab windows el qadeema.. Chip w snake ;p Athker khalast chip w ma thal 3etwi belshare3 ma bashartaa ;p
Ketchup AKHTHAR !! Tathkeruna? w mini cakes 3ala Qe63a 13, w habbat Snapple.. W Bu6a6 khal weya roub? ;p Sprinkling salf over half a lemon w7aaaiiil maa9 ma99 lain elbur6em e9eer abyath ;p
3yal Disney Chanel ; Bill Nye the Science Guy, Quack Pack, Boy Meets World ;p.. W Allah yer7am ayam KTV2 !
3ala Ayam PlayStation i.e "SONY", athker kan 3indna tis3een alf le3ba wana 7athreti m7ancha 3ala Crash Bandikoot .. Laish? Leani a7eb 9ot el qiina3 eli e6eer ;p "Hooraabouggaa!". Ag3ad bel sa3at al3ab bs 3ashan asma3aa ;p
Showbiz alla yer7ema.. Knt amut 3ala le3bat el dooda w qe6ar el ru3b. w Face Paint; Knt anagii pink panther aw ga6wa ;p Wesrakhi yu9al akher ilfereej laih 9ar wagt eseba7a ;p.
Stickers bo tafkha w feleeen w 3yon ette7arrak .. w Tatoo bo 3elch. Athker Omi kanat ma tertha a7e6, mo zain ma mo zain.. Fa kent aru7 a6ba3'hum 3ala ga3at reeli ;p Shegerdiiiaaaaaa
Kent amoot 3ala Ma96ara BoMaay , eli dakhel'ha way w glitter ;p W zigzagy 3al 6arraf ekon ;p ... W Abbaih Gel Pens! Kent a3shig el soap scented wil popcorn ;p

A7laa Ayaam Wallah El3atheem ! :) Allaah E3ood'ha enshala ;p Eshloon be3oodoon madre bas chabaw weklaw hardees ;p

What other stuff do you remember?

Inshallaah ;p

2009-07-20T18:54:00.001-07:00

Inshalla... Ya rab.. Etha eb youm el qeyama rabi kan rathi 3ani, wenshala enshala dakhalt el janna... 9a7 lii ely abeeh bel jana ayshay yshay ya6re 3ala bali ? ettewaqe3oun sheno abi ..?

Nahaar Kakaw?
Infinite Flawless Rashaqa?
Gaserr Mako Methla?
Ride a Unicorn?

La2. Mabi wala wa7ed men'hom. Except maybe indefinite rashaqa bema 2iny matnana hal akher fatra ...

Abi..

Banakah.

Eeh, na3am. Banaka! .
As in the singular term of "Banak"
Bas mo ay banakaa !

Abe banaka 3OOOUDDAAA... 3OUDA 3OUDA! Kubur beitna.
Kbeeraaaaaaaaaa :O !

Wshasawi?
Aghoos feha. :D
Aghooossss feha dakhel'ha. dakhel dakhel..
Watraba3 belne9 ..

Wabla3 Banak forever and eternity :D !.
Wanasa mako methel'ha !

Yaraaabi Kel'naa beljana enshala ;)

Bas e7em ... mara7 a3zem'kom dakhel banakti ,,
Sorry ya3ne :)
Ana asfa.

7athrat'kom sheno tetmanooon mn el Jannah?

P.S. W abii the banak interior to be bright royal blue instead of green ;p .. Aw yetghayar kelshway nafs mood ring...

Mughamaraat waa 9wareekh ;p

2009-07-17T13:51:00.000-07:00

ELYOUM tyama3ana 3ind wa7da mn el banat.. Kenna 6 or 7 banat.Loufo ebtamshi at 9.45 betroo7 ELB3D 3nd ahal'ha, chan testaw3eb enha matdel el radda ;@. Ga3den fathyen fa 6ab3aaan teshai7a6'na w gelna yalla khan wa9el'ha wenred, bserrr3aa.

6ala3na eb sayartain; Loufo rakebat thntaiin, o ana welbaji bsayarat Luul. Rekabna.. w mshaina..Bne9 el 6reej manshuf ella Om wa7da mn el banat daggaa wbetmer el bnaya from Ns house 7ALAN 7ALAN* lean'ha sa7ba 3ala beet yadat'ha w lazem etro7 . Wahhhhhgggaa,, shenrage33 al7een a7na asasan emafruth mu 6al3een ..

FAAAA.. gelna yalla bser3a mn ghair mangul 7ag el jema3a,, bser3a enredha bait N w nan6er 5 mins 3ala ma omha takheth'ha w b3dain enkamel darbna. 6ageena foug ta7at w raddaina bait el bnaya (la7thaw 9a7bat el beet belsayara theech ;p enhabel w7na mdar3emeen ebkeef obahatna).. w nan6err.. w nan6er.. "Ween'ha Omech!" .. "B6ereej B6ereej Kahi.."

Mashoff elaaa mukalamat 3a9abiyaa jedan jedan mn el banat .. Athare W9ALAW elb3d wenzalat Louf ra7at,, welbanat menla63een bel parking wedawroon sayaratna looool... Wa7naa bel9ej mnba67een bgherfat el 6a3am ga3den enle6 hotdog w na6reen Om D tyee ;p

"Alooo!?"
"Emmm alo?"
"Intaaw waaiin! A7na na6reeenkom bel parking!"
"A7na.. 3ind hatha el dewaar!! kana kannnaa yayeen!"
"Ayho?"
"Kanaaa kannnna shway w nosal! bye, bye!"
*chikk*

Ayanen wana a7awil asawi a9wat sayara bel background *brunnnn*brunnn* bs shakel'hom ma sma3aw leana ma estaw3ebaw a9wat jwateena wa7na en7oos endawer 7amam theyuuf ;p

Ba3daaa zamann mn alwaqt ,, W9alaaaat Om'ha! Bas mshaw,, RAKKETHHHH rekabna el sayyarra, w daaasssat el bnt.. Bas nesaina noq6a muhema.. Takhayelaw share3 elBlajat. On friday night. Za7maa mosta7eela. No words to desrcibe it, shaayyyy mu 6abee3i. Zain maa 6affaina el sayarra w g3adna .

W ba3daa 3anaa2on 6aweeel ... waa many many missed calls ... wa phone calls masdoda bel wayh aythann .. ...wa further teshelekh w aflamm (" Abbaih tafteesh wallah! w 7adeth ba3ad!") ... waa 9rakh wa bakii wa tekemesh... we9alna el bd3 eb salama.

6afkom ashkal'hom wa3alaya youm khathaina'hum ;p.. 6ab3an kel wa7daa wayeha elame3 mn el kheesa w keshat'ha meterr, allah laywareekom ;p wa3alayaa ksaraaw kha6er louf w dakhelat'hom weyahaa LOOOOL SABEEEL! salemaw 3ala khalat'ha w 7allaa .. a7es 6a7aw bechbood ahal'ha ;p

la w foug hatha kilah.. lama yayen ebyerkebun laffait wayhe ya3ni "entaw rekbaw warra, mani gayma.."
Shraykoom bel cool? ;p

P.S. Loufo ma3indaha laisan ;p Inyanen mo?
*: Sheker khaaas liAnony ;p

I Miss...

2009-07-16T07:07:00.001-07:00

I Miss it there :(.. Kela chethe mn ared leq8 astanasli sbo3ain thalath, b3dain amil mn el tekrar .. washtaag 7ag hnak. O lama ared hnak, sbo3 sboo3ain amil abi leq8... Its a neverending cycle..

But I miss it now :(
I Miss A lot of random stuff..

Shtagt 7aaaggg..

5 am Mac & Cheese at H's
Packing suitcases. Ana aghba packer bel denya. el jan6a tentefekh tser kober rasi o wazen'ha 13.
The most overused phrase ever.. "Yalla, Break?"
Rannat mu2reffa etren bel mu7atharra. W 9adeeqti 7athrat'haa et6ayer el mobile we6ee7 down the tiers woho lail7een eren "7ABEEBE KHAYEFA EL 7OB YEKBARRRR" welajaneb mestaghreben sh'hal a9wat el ghareba..
Elneqash el 3ajeeb barra bab el qa3a 10 minutes into the lecture.. "Indesh?".. "Ana agool 6afff" .. "Eeeh emshaw ntrayag" .. "Khandesh!".. "Indesh..??" .. "Madre, tabon?"
Izre3ing the curly-haired libyan guy that delivers for Chicken Hut every single time na6leb, 3ala ma netnajar 3ala dour meno tathlefla ta7at.
Followed by hwash w nejraa weyah as we explain we dont have cash fa bnedfa3 by card
Followed by his lecture about "matedfa3eeshh belcarteh!.. Yessssreqeh floosekk!! Kam marra aqoolek! Allaah yihdeeekee..!!"
Moraaja3a gabel elfinal eb sa3a... LOOOl wath3 ebache! Kel wa7da makhtha zawya da3sa a9abee3'ha eb athon'ha wet9arekh wetnagez 3ala bo last minute 7efeth
Spider hunts jama3iya ;p el oma kelha t7os bel shaqa tdawer 3ala spider kuber thefre.
Throwing zbalat a certain WA7DA kel ma 6ala3na mn shaqat'ha "B6erej'kom ge6oo!" Wallah tyame3 el zbala tan6erna a7na enge6a ;@ Taisah!
Eltesherbek welz3aj byam3atna wsleepoveratna.. ;p 3ala bo exam stress w ben6ale3 eli bechbodna. Shtegt 7ag jarrat Lj hatheech Om kesha, kelyoumain 6aga elbab "Excuse me?! I have an exam tomorrow!.."
Ge99ing 3ala roo7i w gheeri ;p .. "Abbaaih bugale 40 nota! Abbaaih shbasawi! Abbaih bega 4 days! Enzeen shufay! 20 notes bacher, 20 notes eli 3ogba :D We're fiiiiiiine we're gonna pass with honours! WE CAN DO IT WE CAN DO IT! :D !! Agool fekom cinema?"
Our famous 'Five Second Fa9lat" ne9 elderasa.. bser3a bser3a gabel la a7ad eshof lool ;p
SNAKE BREAK! :D .. enro7 el comupter lab wnel3ab snake. Shfekom lazem el wa7ed eghayer jaw belmaktaba :) 5 times an hr the day before a final.. :) Kho high score kho...
Njraat wa7na mathgho6een... 3ala askhaf lashya'a ... "Inzain ana ga3da hne?! Inzain ya3ni tadreen ana ga3da hnee, shiftene?! La2 tadreen ! La2 CHUB ;@ Etfoo!"

A7eeeh :( I miss it :(

Eyani Weyakom :@

2009-07-14T10:05:00.000-07:00

Eeeeeeeyyyyaanniii weyakom in we9ali 7achi byoum mn elayam inkom ga6en 3yalkom 3al khaddam.. I mean it!
Sh7aga ege6on 3al yahal? Yemkeeeeennn ..

Theyre too busy with work
Had them later in life (3ala kuber)
3ayaz
Mo Gad Elmas'ouleya
Ghaba'a rabna zara3a fehom. <-- La2 jad i really consider this a factor.

Hathail akthar qessas ta'athart feha .. 7tarag dami wana asma3 :@

Story #1
Refejat na6ra belsayara bmojama3.. Chan tye sayara feha sayeg, khadama, w om ma3a bent'ha bo 3 yrs old. Enzalat el om BROO7'HA w hadat el bnt malha khlg tyebha. Rfejat Omi thru the rear view mirror shafat el khadama tagtheb el yahel.. welsayeg sawa sheghla :|. Welom telgon'ha ga3daa tetmashhaa, rawaaa'a o ben'ta bel sayara ga3den yeghtasbon'ha. Rja3at el om chan tanzelaha rfejat omi wtgulaha "Hatha raqmi.. Ro7ay Fe79ay Benich eli hadat'ha chethe w degay 3alay.. !"... W fe3lan, a week later dagat 3aleeha w 6ela3 el bent feha shay.

Story #2
Rfejat wa7da a3arf'ha Khadamat'hom Srilankeya. Min kether ma elom 3AYZANA.. Lama elkadama 9ar 3indaha ejaza 6areshat elbnt weyaha Srilanka. Metkhayleen elwath3? Baby 3omerha ash'her shemwadeha Srilanka! 3afya Om mako galb! Shdarach sh9ar feha hnak! Farathan ba3o'ha ! Aw kh6efoha ! ;@

O balawi balawi ako..Im sure u all heard the story about el khadama eli 7a6a yahel bel feren leana el om 6agat'ha 3shan 7arga sheelat'ha.. O the story about el khadama eli emdakhla ebra dakhel an infants genitals 3ala bo Se7er.. How About bint el Naqi alla yer7am'ha?

Hathola nass tegderun t7i6on 3YALKOM, aghlaa ma 3indekom, chethe 3indehom? Ha? Ha? Oo9 wala kelma! :@

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Kho Latyebeen khouda etha mo gad'ha... Wtha mataben use childbirth. Hatha ta6awer 7adeth jedan it stops u getting pregnant! Chna se7er ! *audence gasps* Woooooww !! :O :O :O

Wetha yebtay malyon zaboo6, take responsibility of ur actions,, motg6enhom 3al khadama. 3yalich hathola amana, Bacher yaweelich mn allah 3ala hal ehmal. Laykon hal felebeeniya 9ej tabi ma9la7at o 9a7at weldich? Hathi lo twagfen ma3ah'ha ten7ash. Heh!

What stories do you know of?

P.S. Raddait 3al watercolour painting.. 3shtaw! ;p.... 9afgule! :D

7ewar Mofeed !! ;p

2009-07-11T14:05:00.000-07:00

Hatha 7ewar darr bain Omy w an Un-known caller gabel fatra ;p

*ring*ring*

Omy "Aloo?"

X "Aloo.. Esalam 3alaikom?"

O "Wa3alaikom elsalam..? Okhoy min ma3ay..?"

"Ma3ach... Khaled 3abdallah Rwaished"

"Na3am okhoy..!?"

"Agool ma3ach Khaled 3abdalla Rwaished!"

*silence*

O "O ba3dain?"

"Na3am?"

"Bagheet shay okhoy?"

"Laa bas 7abeet agulich ya3ni ... yan3i tara ana Khaled 3abdallah Rwaished"

"Ma3a elsalama" *CHIK*

*6oo6*6oo6* 6oo6*

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7ewar Mofeed Jedann! ;p
Met'akda enkom estefadtaw w ta3alamtaw ashya3 mofeda ;p Morals! ;p

Complete this sentence: The Moral of the Story is ______

P.S. I hope any dumb readers realise ena X is NOT weld rwaished el 3od ;p Manydara chood mo7ami rwaished yegra bloggy wana madre... eltawthee7 shay jameel ;p

Happy First Birthday To AOAO!

2009-07-10T02:48:00.000-07:00

AOAO = Abi Omi Abi Oboy ya3ne ana !

Elmohem.. It isn't actually today it was on the of the 26th June, walakin bema2iny BGARA, nsaait ;p..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! :D

Olaa chna ams bdait wallah.. a7es lail7een sarle bas bo cham shahar.
Sub7an allah Shlon e6eer elwagt ;p
Weshraykom eb model kel loun 7arf w tark? Bagheet asawi 3 alwan bas ru7aw walaw mali khelg. Enshala on my 2nd birthday ;p

xoxo <-- mo mn 3awayde bs mo 3arfa eshloun akhtem hal post ;p

Thewalah..

2009-07-06T00:19:00.001-07:00

Me "Shesm eghniyat 3abdelmajeed eli 7a6ayteha bel sayara awal ams? eli egol feha themeni maysheno?"

Flana "Mathker, Meta...?"

"Ya ghabeyaa awal ams bel sayara"

"Eeeh, Mathker metta!"

"Ya shagol tawa awal ams 3ogob chillies! Lama ga6ayteeni el bait!"

"ESEM LEGHNEYA MATHKER METTA!"

"Oh.."

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A7eeeeh :$ Kesart Kha6r nasfe.. ;$

You Know What's Wrong With This Country?

2009-07-04T21:10:00.000-07:00

Khal nabdi eb mawtho3 shway gheer 3an eli batkalam 3anah. Citizens under tha age of 21 are not allowed to vote. Leish?.. Momken 3ashann...

"A person of 21 years of age is mature and wise enough to participate in such future revolutionarizing decisions"
"Age is No Guarantee of Maturity" -Lawana Blackwell.
I can see 50 year old monkeys who happen to have a catchy surname playing around and messing around in the cabinet/ministries doing nothing and getting everything. Kel youmain welthani 7aleen el majles. Very mature, i applaud you. Wallah i think 3yal ajyalna malyoun marra anfa3 w afham mn many priveliged people out there being useless.

"The Majority of citizens below the age of 21 are not interested in such topics"
Sa2altoona? Jad jad sa2altaw? Saweetaw survey o sheftaw? chub.

"The Majority of citizens below the age of 21 do not have enough background and experience to engage in valid participation"
Eeeeeh mne yabde el neqash el 7arr :D. Ya Deerti, It is YOUR responsibility to educate us with anything envolving Kuwait. You want an unbiased educated understanding society, laish ma tes3oun wetaktekon 7ag hal shay? Bedal ma ga6enli flos el denya 3ala 'Electric Traffic Signs' 3ala bu deera wa9lah w high-tech ;p

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Ya 3yal English Schools..? You remember madat "Social Studies" el ejbareya elikenna nakheth'ha ayam eli kena f6afee6 wenyame3 krot pokemon? Shno kena nakheth? "Flora and Fauna of Kuwait.. Structures of old kuwaiti houses.. Kuwaiti cuisine.." wa7na 7aiil en9am9em w7na mo fahmeen.. Leeesh? Fadatkom hal mada?

3INDI KHOOSH FEKRA !!
hear me out..

ANA AGOOL.. Balash Social Studies. G6o hal ketab bel zbala oo fet7aw madda ejbareya ydeda ma3alaiha grading starting from oola thanawe/grade 9. Khansame el madda Module X.

Module X shnakheth feha?

Breif history of kuwait
The structure of Kuwaiti parliament and politics
Social ethics
Briefly, the economics of Kuwait.
Psycology (eeh eeh!! LA2 lah sheghel)

Sure, not all people would be interested in it and would hate it. Bas mojarad ina ekon fee background lo bas khafeef.. Yam3awdeen plz khal yestaw3bon elmas2oulia wil amana eli ra7 tkon eb eed'hom ayam lentekhabat.. ....Betgulonli its pointless and mala da3i? Betgolonli malaqa w mala sheghel eb takha9o9kom? Agool yali makh'tha moseqa, 9ertay mozart zemanich? haa? haa? Chub.

Yalii ga3deen tegroun bloggy w mo 3ajebkom kalame... YOU, wether u expect it aw la'a, will at some point, engage in the politics of Kuwait. O bema2na (by then enshalla) ra7 ekon 3ndna el 7qoq ina nsharek bel ma3ma3a, emafroth net2asass 3adel.

Keel ilbalawi hathe tara ga3da tseer mn elnas eli MA YEFTAHMOUN bas are given opportunities to take part. Bekhte9ar - el nas eli ma teftehem bel q8 wayda. And i really thing changing this will change everything.

Shraykom?
Criticism and negative comments deeply welcomed, khal akaser rooss'kom ;p

Kaafi 9admat B7ayati :|

2009-06-30T12:36:00.000-07:00

Gabel cham youm ga3da atla3ab eb 7amam omi o oboy... Shway tekashakht eb 36or omi, shway mesa7t creamat 3ala wayhe, shway kesart wala3at oboy. Chaaan eyee dour el meezan...

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AAWWWAAAAAAAAAIILYYY...

Awal marra ashuf hal raqam b7ayati. I never thought I'd get to that number! I really didn't, I thought I was safe... Ana o kel rab3i matneeen akhr fatra wagt lemte7anat bas la twaqa3t HAL KETHER! LA2!! Mo sej adre adre ena mo sej, met2akda ako logical reasons..

YA JEMA3A AKO KHALLAL BEL MAWTHOO3!!

Inzain bage9 3ala 3omre, u wanna join? 7ayakom/bel6agag

Bsmella...

Lama gest ro7i kent tawni makla! O madam tawne makla akeed tawni sharba, kel hatha e'ather. O foug hatha hal ayam el jaw ghbar faa yemken e2ather. Madre laish,, bas it does, i know it and so do you .. Sarle fatra m6awla sha3re w athafeerii, come on i bet that makes some difference. Kent 7a6a sebegh athafer 7attan! Eeeh!

Ba3dain ana mo flatfoot! So the weight is concentrated in a small area (eeeh eeh my feet zghar .. shway zghar!) Therefore the pressure gets messed up oo maygees 3adel el meezan, 3ashan che, 3araftaw? O ba3dain la7tha! Hadeen el mezan dahar eb r6obat el 7amam, akeed bekhor'ha, 9a7? 9A7? :D

Plus hdomy thayjeen saraw min radeet el q8 le'ana el khadama ghaselat'hom kelhom! Oo may el q8 7aarr wayed faa 3ashan chethe they shrink, 3araftaw? FAHAMTAW !

ANNNNNDDD...
bel nehaya yemken 7almana. Yemken agoom mn el noum ba3ad shway! Shdarakom? Tegderon ta7lefon wallah el 3atheem o ras omkom? Sheftaw eb3ainkom? LA2..

SAY IT AINT SO :'( ..

P.s...... Inzain inzain.... If u have any good diets 3a6one..

3almooonii ;@ !

2009-06-23T08:28:00.000-07:00

Kel ma agool 7ag wa7da mn rab3i ba6leb movies mn el net etgooli 'Haw laaaaiish!! Ghabeyyaa??! Laish matnazlen'hom wetshufen'hom 3ala el laptop? Tashkeela akbar o eb balash o 9aaaafi ehabel! Mayabeelaa shay!'.. Wagulaha 'Shloouun?'... Fa LazemTa36ene one of the following options..

1. Torrents maysheno
2. Streaming Movies
3. Limewire w Rab3ah

Wala wa7d nefa3! Kel'hum fehum 3ellah of some kind .. :\

1. Torrent maymeno... Eb 6al3at el Rou7 fahamt el netham.. mashuf ela el 7alqa elwa7da TAKHETH TWO DAYS to process! Ag3ad youmain an6er ? Wsh7aga ! ;@... O tes3een alf file all over the place, desktopy en3efas.. Ma3jabni, ma3arfla.

2. A9fa wanthaf linkat malot MegaVideo.com... Ya el link blocked aw el7alqa et3aleg ebnes el 7alqa ;@.. Wasawi refresh mashufa ela esawi loading min yd w ydeed.. LAAA WALLAAAH?? Roo7 moot zain, fathyatlek an6er mara thanya :@ !

3. Limewire o rab3a kela malga ele abeeh! Aw ye6la3li status bo 5 days madre 49 hours shay chthe!.. Mshkela internet'na san3 wallah (appart from the megavideo thing...) o usual downloads sare3a 7ail bs hathol mayshfeeh !

MAYENFA3 ! ;@
Abi akun met6awra w anazel ashya'a nafs baji el 3alam,, laish chethe bgara mo 3arfa afta7 shay ;X !

3ALMOOOOOONI !! :@
abi a9eer cool.. ;$

7alti Kasefa !

2009-06-21T12:49:00.000-07:00

Ehdaaaa' Khaas 7ag 3alooya Fosheya ;*.. Zaainat el banat! ;*
E7m.. wal7eeen,, Mawtho3na..
7alti kaseefa ya jima3a le7gaw 3alay :\

Lematha?

1. ilNataayej 3al abwaaab :(
Aykhodaaaaa,, ayyy Khodaaaa....

2. Jam3atna el COOL ya3ne chakeen el 7araka..ma ya36on tarekh m7adad 7ag el natayej! La2!.. Ge3daw 3ala a3sab'kom, w sawaw refresh kel sa3tain.. Eshfeeekoom? 7aaaarakat, yabakhat'na suspence o 7ala... 3ama b3ain eli yabokm, golaw ameen.

3. Madreee sh'sawaiittt ;'( !!
T3arfun lama te6le3on mn lemti7an ooo bs che matadroon matadroon shsawetaw? Madre, madree....MESHKELA DARAAAST !! Wallah darast! Bs Latse'eluni,, mn kether ma omi tes'alne hal so'al, it doesn't register any more. Chn'ha mo gayla shay.

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O 7anan mat3aref tsheel el mawthuu3 mn bal'ha o tetwakal 3ala allah. La2. Gabel el natayej tharooreee a3atheb nase eb nafse.. wla makooon 7anan !

6ab3an tharoori the classic "athakar aghla6e el ghabeya 3nd el 6al3a".. walga el hanadwa el7ikeeka wagfeen yam shelatna el3abqareya, e7erona o yaqherona zyada "OMG thaank goddd i got that one riight ! High-Five !" .. CHABBAW ZAIN! ;@
Aw alga rab3e kelhom emsawen nafs el ghal6a eb question 5,, wana metshai76a iny elwa7eda eli katba Lactic Acid,, wathqa w 7alaa!! Sh3aalay!... Masma3 ela "Did u put Glucoronic Acid for q5?"... "Yup" .. "Yeahh."... "Duuh!"... "Of couurse who didnt!"...
Ma3alaih, Bgara, ma anlaam.
7ewar 7efath'ta.. "Sh7a6etay 7ag bla bla bla?"... *pause eyanin*... "Hatha yaa belemte7an?" .. "Eeeh,, sh7a6etay,, anterior wla posterior?" ..*pause ajmal* ..."Okay yalla bye."...
Wared a3eed,, Bgara, ma anlam.
O Tali el lail...Ag3ad a3abel eb hal calculator, wachakchik wa7aseb. Awal shay akoon gasya oo bakheela.. Ma36e rou7i 3alamaat, 3ashan "Athmen". Lama ashof ena el wath3 ma yenfa3, shway shway aseeeer akram. During my 15th attempt ,, GOAALLL,, yebna el 50% !!... Bs 3ogob sheno 3ad? O the next night, nafs el felem yn3ad. And previous.
O ham 7azat el noum, listat el aghla6 el ghabeya etzeed.. wag3ad ala3in wakafekh eb3omre .. sabb sabb 7aiiil. Wa7qed! EBTHAMEEER a7qed! Laih yomkum akrah Fractional division oo food chains malot sinat yade.
WILKOWABEEESS ... Awailyy! Matefaqna 3ala chthe!.... Wilkom estaghfer allah, ma bega 7elm ma 7alamta! Kelshay, kel scenario, eb kel tarteeb, eb kel el alwan, eb kel el azman. Ray7a met'akhra, Ray7a embachra, ray7a the wrong qa3ah, 6ela3 el emti7an maqlabb, 6ela3 el examiner M7amad El9airafi...
Ajmal wajmal!

Adre mabeeedi shay.. Bas HAM HAL SHAY MO EB'EEEDI :@.. Fa baskom zafff "Laish t7ateen" ... "Relaaax"... "Khale'ha 3ala allah"..
Etha bet3eeduunli hal 7achi eli 7aftheta,, lat7achoni lain te6la3 el natayej.
Wa Shokran.

You've been warned,, fa ta7amelaw eli eyekom ;@
Olaa 3asabt :P

Shfeeeeehhhhhaaaaa...

P.S. Maaaste7e 3ala wayhe wallah, nsait the point of this post. agul'kom emsa6la... The point is... ED3OULI :(.. Li awal marra to a complete stranger arjoooooooooookom ed3ouli eb thameeer, 7ali 7al ekhet'kom.. :$ ehe2

Sh7alat'ha Derat'kum :@

2009-06-20T02:29:00.000-07:00

Raddaainaa?! :@ Radaaina 7ag el foutha?! Walla inkom matyoozoon yalq8!

SWINE FLU.. Bel6ayara everyone was issued with this form they had to fill in, then lazem ero7oun mestaw9ef yef7e9on and hand in the form.

On the form maktoob (bema me3na) " You must report to any of the following medical clinics for a H1N1 virus test within 72 hours of your arrival into the State of Kuwait. Individuals who fail to do so will be imprisoned for less than one month and be fined 50 Kuwaiti Dinars."

Okhoooy el 7elo 9arla esbo3ain 6a7is belq8 oo 7athreta 7ata mo gare lewrega 3adel! Ome elmaga9a youm darat el salfa feha "7abs" 3fesat eldenya.. "Ro7aaaw laysejnoonkom!" o rab3a... A7laa shay youm darat ena ako 4 madre 8 cases belq8 (balghay zyada yoma).. Filem, filem.

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Elmohem to avoid further 7ana o rana o zaff, 9 am the next day, okhoy dagg self oo mshaina. Dakhalna oo re7na el counter

A7mdo "ElSalaam 3alaikom! Wain aroo7 7ag fa79 H1N1 ?"

Geezi "Qesm el maysheno"

*5 minutes looking for qesem maysheno ,, Dakhalna ,, Found a lady ga3da 3al maktab NAYMA! wallaah el 3atheem 7a6a ras'ha ontop of her folded arms oo msakra 3yonha*

A "Law Sema7tay?"

Lady "... Ya hala"

A " Wain Aro7 7ag fa97- "

"Akher gherfa 3al yimeen" *goes back to sleep*

"Ehh.. shokran..."

*Dakhalna akher ghrefa 3al yimeen ,, found a bunch of guys on desks*

A "Law Sama7t, Wain aroo7 7ag fa97-"

Geezi 2 "Ashoof lewrega.."

A "Tefathal.."

"Kelshay Tamam?"

"Eeh El7emdela.."

"Mashkor...7ayak alla.."

"Bas khala9?"

"Eeh, 7ayak allah.."

"Aroo7?"

"ee, 7ayak allah..."

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*In the car*

A " Hatha fa79 Omich ...

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Ana mo mab6oo6a chabde le'ana ma f7a9aw 3adel.. Laaaa'... Chan zaiiiin ;p

ANA MAB6O6A CHABDE 3al tefelsef! 7abs ma 7abs oo gharama madre cham..PLEASE latsawoon ro7kom Netham o Takteek !.. mayloog wallah mayloog! Khalitaw omi matkhali kelma matgoli yaha, akhr shay 7ata ma 6aletaw bewyo'hna?

Farathan Feeni !! Farathan lailat'haa kent baro7 aheet bel avenues oo a3adi eli ako wily mako (6al eb wayhe, radaet el bait nemt.. bs agol ya3ne..)

Latguloonli shfeech wayed m3a9ba.. Entaw shayfeen el jaw barra? (akher 3ether 7ag kelshay w ayshay ;p)

P.s. T9adgoon ATHNAINA be6aqat'na mentahyeen kanaw? Shay jameel.

Badbakht ;*

2009-06-17T04:10:00.000-07:00

Yadity allah esalem'kom Eraniya. Eraniya 6ahraniya a9leya. Metjansa al7een 9arat q8iya, 6ab3an le'ana yadi q8y, bas ma to3tabar q8ya,, Enadeeha Mama 3oda, Allah Ekhaleha Lena!!

Hobbies include hyata bel 7saineyat all day (7aiiiil eb hal gedoo) and rolling waraq 3enab and kubba. Esmela 3alaiha lai7en'ha tsoog, bs mO RATHYA T7E6 MOBILE!!..Shakh9eya momayeza yadete waallahh..

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Mama 3oda "Mama !!! entaa menak lama yamshe fe raseef , emshee 9ob share'e (Share3) !!"

Me "Looool Enshala bas laiish :P"

M.3 "Anaa choft felem fe telefezyoun ams, voooyyyy , haramee yogaf yenkhash dakhel shajarat (shyara)... Ba'adeiin Eboogg bnaya kober enta! Mama Mooooo zaiiin!!

'Enshaalla 7ajeyya :P"

"Ana Etha Sema'at enty tamsheen 9ob shajarat, rah eza'al Woyed!"

"Enshaaaaaalllah Mn 3yoni!"

*2 weeks later*

M.3 "Mama! Lama tamsheen fe rasef,, Tamsheeen 9ob share'e !! Hada wild Om Abbas Omreh 2eshreen sanawat,, messssskeen ga'ed yamshi fe reseeef oo da2meta sayara !! KOLL A3DHAM JESMA Kasar mama!!

"Thak elyoum tgoleenli la amshi 9ob el eshyar yakh6efone madre sheno!"

"Ana Metta Egool! Laaaa ana gelt la yamshi 9ob share'e!! Mama KOLLL a3dham jesma kasar! Kolaa!! Ana yesma'a be radio!"

"Tawa Om 3abass maymeno!"

"Takleen Takleeen waraq 3enab mama!! *etda3sa eb 7alji* Woyed za'eeef mama!! Mooo zein helo meteen mama!"

"Enshala enshala.. :P"

"Entee seer Popoyee! (murt popeye) Helo meteen mama! Takeleeen Takeleen"

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M.3 "ahmeddoooooo!!! Gool elsej, entaa ma e'endik bonaya?"

A "loooool laa wain mama3oda :P"

M.3. "Goolee sej!! Ma'endek gerfrenj ? (girlfriend)

"looool laaaaa ma3indiii :P"

" Ahmadooo Gooool, maykholef maa egoole 7ag omek 2an bonaya"

"Maaa3indi Ma3indii 9adgenee :P"

"Zeeen ashwa... A'ashan Kaser Rasek!! Qaleele A'adab! Bent Nass AIIB!"

"Kho eshgelt ana al7een :O !"

"La bes ana egoool..."

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M.3 "Mama! Henak entaa sa2etain gabel ma shams tanzel rohee beit! Etha Mayrooh ana Yez'al !"

Ana "Mama 3oda Elshams tanzel gabel la el mo7atharat etkhales !"

"Ana fahemmm, bas enta yerja'a beit gabel shams eroohe! Bas khales mohadaret (mo7atharat) rohee beit!"

"Mama 3oda elshams troo7 o ana leil7een 3indi mo7atharat!"

"Ana fahemmmm mama, bas enta esma'a kalam! Bas khales mohadarat rohee beit, a'ashayn lama yseer dalma enti mo fe sekka! Ba'edeen eyee harameee!"

"Enshala... "

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Akher ga66a...

M.3 "Mama laa takleen lahamm !! Mo zeiiin fee Inflowenza khanzeer! Temanya alf wahed Mosab felKoweit! Ana yesma'a fee radiyo!"

Allah Ekhaleeeha Lena Enshalaa :*

P.S Badbaakht = Msaycheena (bel erane)

Allah Ya Khairich YaKwait !

2009-06-15T22:25:00.000-07:00

Reja3t Leq8!! Bedaa 9aiify !! Eeeh na3am reja3t, matshufon el jaw khtarab o 9ar ezbala faja'a? Ebwejodi 6ab3an! Eeh na3am!

Offaiih! Mn el Noum! Min elRokham! Min elTakeef! Min elStrass! Min Qanat ktv2! (la la atghashmar walla :p) Min Share3 Elme6a3im! SHARE3 EL M6A3IM ya nass!! Akil Akil !! Akhaiih 3al akil wallah...

Khaloni khaloni chethe b7alti.. Let me absorb every droplet of Kuwaism I can! <-- La'aaaa !!

Ya 7alat Elkhadam ! Ya 7alat elsho3or lama a3fes el dar foug ta7at, warja3 alga kelshay ebmekana chiny 7elamt eny khabast el denya.. Laa o kelshay bmokana bethab6!! Elkhawatem eb derj'hom, el skinny em3alag bel kabat 9ob el jeanzat, el 36or beltarteeb eli a7eb'hom [tall bottles at the back, shorter at front - plz more tefelsef tekfon]
Elbaqalaat ! 7atta sunsilk ebe3oon! Okay mara7 ashtere shampoo min baqalat Bosa3doon eb bnaid el gar, bs agol ya3ne :P... Ya7lailaa tdegonla heren eyekom el erani refejna rakethh "Na'am Baba!"..."3a6na Wa7id May Wily 3afeek!" ..."Khoub!" .. Akhaih 3ala 7alat'na hnak, raketh o teze7leg bel mo6ar akhr shay emsakar elfer3 3ala bo "Easter Sunday"..
Where else in the world can u buy crystal sharp dvds 3ala dinar? Please dinar !! ABBAIH DINAR tadron sheno ya3ni dinar!! O eye bait'kom ba3ad,, o tenba67on 3al qanafa reel 3ala reel tnagon o tetfalsefon!! O tkasroona faqeer ..
Kela b9ob wilseba7a eb 9oub.. Okhoy youm wesal mn el sefar bel ghala6 sa'al aghba so'al bel denya.. "Ako May 7arr?".. MAY 7ARR? Ella MAYKHALES BA3AD ! 7alatii wana kelshway aghayer el settings mal el rass ~ marra spinkler, marra jet shot, marra champagne maysheno. Wabasherkom - el7amam sar kela may o 9abon. Thats what bwalee3 are for! AKO BWALE3 3AL ARTH! Bwalee3!! Wanaasaaaa!! ... 7alti sa3ba ya nas.
AKIL! Please banfejer, mani emla7ga! They look for ANY EXCUSE to eat, khasatan el guys. "Tawni Ga3ed? Lazim atrayag!... Elsa3a 2? Lazim atghada!.. Khala9t Ghaday? Lazim a7ali!... Elrabe3 yetghadon eb pizza hut? Lazim asharek'hom 3aib!...Ga3d a6ali3 mobara? Yabela Banak!... Raye7 elGahwa? Chay 9a3ayda wily 3afeek!"... Edecha dach all day long, akhr shay belail gabel la enam yeshrab chay akhthar .. 3abala ebyeth3af..

P.s. Booosssssaaaaaaaa 7ag kel el khadam belq8! La'a sej sej a3sheg'kom!! And the seyagg tooo, Sh3alaaik Burhano .. (wla sharyech zozo? :P)

P.p.s Yara ba6a chabde eb ghneyat Maroom lama etgol ' Weshsar 3ani Lee'hee berou7'.. Kela mn okhoy nabah'ne ! ;@ Now kelshay it plays in my head, annoying me further and further..

P.P.P.S Ta3alaaaaaww Eshraykom bel theme el ydeeed !! :P

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Update: P.P.P.P.S... SH7AGAAAAA QNET MSAWEN BLOCK 7AG MEGAVIDEO! Shlon a6ali3 Greys Anatomy Ya3ne! Shal Takhalof ! :@

Wil7al ! ;@

MSAKHATT !!

2009-06-08T16:19:00.000-07:00

La'a Jad Msakhat! Ghaba2i 9ar over khalas. Elaghla6 eli ga3da asaweha latosama7...
Bs Awal shay.. KOLOLOLEEEEEEEEEEEEESH Khalast emti7anate ! .. O yayt'kom el salfa..

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Elyoum 3ogob lemte7an yayatne wa7da mn el rabe3.. '7anano! Elyoum 3eedmeelad Mariam, o they're celebrating it bel 7adeqa. Can u guys drop by bo 10 mins' [6ab3an esem'ha mo mariam.. bs lets pretend it is]

Maaaaaafeha shay el masa'ala ! Mkhalseen emti7anat o ga3den zay 2elatna. Fa gelna yallah, eshwarana. Re7na el 7adeqa 7alat'na razeeen fyoosna, wLegainahm metyam3een ina circle with birthday cake and all that jazz...

Chan ane6 3ala Mariam min warra 'Haaaaaaaapppyy Birthday Ya 7elwaa!! Haa, sh3alaich kebarnaa!"

Mariam ' Ahahaha a7ebech 7abebte ahahahahahaa :P I love u 3al papers u sent me mashkuraaa!'

Ana 'Walaawww mafeha shay, 3ad fadouch?"

Mariam 'Eeeh!! Ya7alatich elyoum wayed et7ebeenee looool :P"

* 10 minutes and a lot of sowaliff later, with a lot of ignoring the rest of the ppl there *

Ana 'Yallaa Mariam We really should be going now, nayma sa3tain bas takhayalay..! Sam7eeeni wallah ana asfa!'

Mariam " Yeaaah 3adi kelna b'hal 7ala, Shda3waaa 3adii 7abeeti its okay :)'

*Lj pulls me out of the circle*

Lj "7ananoooo!! Intay sh'sawetay ya ghabeya!!"

Ana "Haaa!? :O Sheno esh'sayer!"

Lj " Ya thola!! It's not Mariam's Birthday! ITS MAYSAM'S BIRTHDAY!! Ya Bgarraaaaaaaa!!"

NE6RAAAAAW !!! Yaykom el ghaba'a ne6raw!!

Ana "Haaaaaaaaaaa?!?! La'a ! Its Mariam's birthday! I saw it on facebook ams!! O i wrote on her wall ba3ad!"

Lj "YOU WROTE ON MAYSAM'S WALL YA GHABEYAA!"

Masha2 Allah.. Sub7anak Ya Rabbi Min Thaka'a

Welmeshkela enii wala em3abra Maysam! Akheeeh fashlaaaa ma 3a6ait'haaa wayh 3ala bo 3eedmelad "Mariam" oo ba3aweth'ha cuz bs yaya 10 mins! Laaaa,, WLAISH MA7AD YET7ACHA! Enshala Mat'heduni em'mashya el felem 3ala nafse! Enshala ya3ne!!

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Laaa Tes'elouni shloun raga3t el salfa :P Aslan mathker! galabt el salfa the7ek bass it was so friggin embarassing, lail daraja eni meta'akda shakle shway o babche bele9war eljama3eya... Ham yaya bo 10 mins, Ham yaya meta'akhra, ham mo yayba hadeya, O HAM MADRE MNO THE BDAY GIRL.. SH7aga ray7a ana agool !?

Hffffffffffffft..
Gal3a !

Ehmaal wGhaba'a !! ;@

2009-06-05T14:15:00.001-07:00

Way el7emdela! Matadrun esh'sar fene ams ! Yawailataah ! Okay el qessa mo laih hal daraja qaweya bas wayed wayed enqehart 7azat'ha!

Amms, lamma kettabt my post mal Badriya A7mad wil shela el jameela, kint eb maktabat eljam3a, 3alasas makh'tha break.. Kent hadda my computer logged on, fa lama raja3t'la ba3dain kheft a7ad ta3abath , fa ghayart my blogger password.

Lailat'ha radait el bait, mestansa tawni dachetta dach, cuddled up eb frashy, ga3da asma3 rashed wel laptop eb7ethni.. Mazaaaaaj 3assal, Khosh? 7a6ait my username mal blogger.. yaya ba7e6 el password elydeed .. Wla astaw3b ena..

I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS !!!

No clue! No idea! Abadan!!

Four hours later o ana eb nafs el 7ala, msawia mana7a 3ala rab3ii, trying to remember my path of thoughts..!!! Metkhayla nafse 3al computer.. O athker afkare gabel laa aghayer el pass! O athker afkare 3ogob ma aghayer el pass!! BAS MATHKER SHENO EL PASS :'( :'(..

Wafakerrrrr.. O a7e6 possibilities o probabilities.. O 7aiiil ajareb wa7da wara el thanya, in all possible spelling combinations...Oo gmail el ghabe egule you can only try the security question method after being idle for 24 hours! Shesaberni 24 hrs!! Wesh3arafne sheno el ejaba!! So I filled in a form 7ag gmail 3ashan they investigate.. radaw 3alay DECLINED :'(... Chan ajarreb marra thanya, ham declined!.. O 7ail ad3ii ad3ii ad3ii Yaaa Rabbi tejma3ne Ma3a Thalletty walga hal password eli emragesni tereges taali el lail!!

Knt Abi anaam mu gadra.. Atkhayal nafse making a new abiomiabioboy blog.. with an i instead of a y for the oboy part.. O awal post akteb shsar fene.. Oo ma7ad esadegne, 3abalhum 7anano impersonator (3shtaw! :P)... Aw ma7ad yekteshef el new blog, o ag3ad akalem le6waff... :'(

24 hrs later.. Raketh ray7a el computer belmaktabba.. 7a6oli el security question.. I put the simplest answer I had..

BINGO !!!!

6ela3 Sa7! Sub7annnnaaak ya rabbee eshlon 9arratt ebhalsuhola :P.. 7emdella, zain ma sawait 3ers o 6ag6ega bel maktaba! Ashwa ashwa ashwa! Logging in to check out my comments had never EVER been so good!

Faa ya a7babe, an9a7kom etdeerun bal'kum oo et7e6on security question SAHEL o basee6 3ashan chood 9ar fekom nafs mawqefe, matsawun mana7a o tabchun o ethee3 blog'kom 3ala bo hacker paranoia! O latghayrun passwordatkum 7azzat el fa9la wintaw mo mentabheen, ga3deen etfakroun bel nouta el flaniya o elpastpaper el flany..

E7m :P O Bye

P.S. Tawni maklaa Khouuuuuuushh Steak.. Lay7osh'kom.. Akhaiih..

Ma Askarra Katheeroh Fa Qaleeloh 7arram !

2009-06-04T11:28:00.000-07:00

Marra lailat weekend, it was around 9pm.. Elajaneb Bay3een'ha barrat o clubbat .. wa7na wa3alaya banat obahat'na,, wanasatna re7la lilbaqala, kelwa7da khamatlaha Buffak w bareed w 7ala, chna ga3deen bel q8.. Belradda, Mashuf ella shagra metkashkha o metfa9kha wagfaa 9ob 3amood.. Madda buz'ha with her arms folded.

Walaakin.. Sub7anak ya rabbi SH7ALAAAAT'HAAA !!.. Elli kelena ga3deen en6ale3'haa bas mo qazd'na enkhez ! 7assait eb shu3or shabab el q8 wallah ! "Mashalaa sha3ar'ha 7elo chan zain sha3re che!"... "Eeh hatha jesem! Mo ana!" ..
6la3at Sakranna.. Oo emfawra!! Etha'her el 9a7ib sa7eb 3alaiha.. Masma3 ella "What are you f***ng staring at!".. Faja'a kelna ewyo'hna en9afgat o 3yuna seeda 3algarr.. "F****ng stupid Muslims!"

LAAAA 3AD M9AKHAT !!!!

H " Youre the Stupid one!"

Barbie "Shut the f*** up stupid muslim b***!"

H [El Muslimaaaa eli ma tertha 3ala deeen'ha] " :O :O !! You're the b***!"

Ana bs laffait wayhe. .. sma3t 6ag6egat ka3ab.. saree3 sareeeee33...Maashuff ellaaa el shilaa kel'haaa tarketh tarketh wel SHAGRA WARANA! O asma3 9raakh 9raaakh min bent elatheena elsakrana ! Manthar jameel el 9ara7a.. Khammat meyaneen kelwa7da matadre et9arekh wella tel7as bareed'ha,, warahum Badriya A7mad ebta7thef'hom belka3ab..

Barbie "You f***** b****s ILL GET YOU!!"

Zuzu "HIDAYY EEDI,, ENTAY BA6EE2AAA YALBA6A "

H" Wakhraaaaaaay Wakhraaaay! ya3nii wain athlef !"

Dj " DANOOOLEEEE BA6EEE7 BELSHARE3""

Ana "Wain Hadeelo? Akhaf matat!"

Ana shway wande3em, H 9ar feeha rabw, wa7daa damirat malabes'ha el dakheleya shwey(efhemuha ya3neey heeeh :P).. Bas el7imdela Kelnaa eb khair akher shay o el sakrana ethaher mallat aw 6a7at min ka3ab'ha.. Gal3a..

Bas Athbatna 7ag rou7na shay wa7id.. Ina..

wafa2na 7ag ba3ath KHREEE66EEEEEEEEEEE !! LOOOOOL Youm 9arrat el 9ejeya ..!! Haaaa !! eli khayfaa 3elch'ha e6ee7 min 7alj'ha wihi et9arekh ,, elii tabi tende3em bas matabi sakrana tifla3'ha ,, Elii tabi etsawi ro7'ha mat3arefna o ga3da tamshi bro7'ha malha sheghel!
Piishaaaaaaaiii ...Wallllaaa Khouuush.. :P

P.S. 3ad Khosh bareed kent ga3da akel! Khaysa kharebat 3alay mut3at el akil.. Qilat Adab..

Kwaitiyeen... Mako Fayda

2009-05-30T18:25:00.000-07:00

Gabel Youmain ana o rab3i 6al3een min el maktabbaa bel jaw el jameel el moshmis en7uuss bel shware3.. Chan enshuf 9andug Kbeeeeeeeer Azrag, with 2 guys and 1 girl standing yammah. elfuthool Yaqtol, faa 7anano el shegerdeya razat el wayh (6ab3an)..

Me "Yeah Hi!.. Excuse me what's this box for?"

Girl "The european union has a madre sheno conference coming up... bla bla bla bla... So Anyone can send a video message to the european union saying anything that's on their mind. Do you have something so say to the EU?"

Me "YES ! Sure! :D"

*Dashaw el rabe3 dakhel el 9andoog, kelwa7da maska 3a9eer chenha dasha bait oboha. Theres a big screen facing them with instructions on it... Elbnaya ga3da teshra7 how it works o a7na ma36en'ha athba6 seefon*

Girl "Are you Girls ready? 3 .. 2.. 1.."

*BEEP*
Me [Gelt Eli 3indi]
*Message Done*

Girl "Would you like to watch it before you confirm it?"

Ana "Sure :D"

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Tadruun sheno Kan Efashel elvideo? EFASHEL?!? Abbaih ashkara Kuwaitiyeen, ashkara manadree shesalfa.. Khal ashra7 ebtefa9eeel sheno shefna bel video (which we confirmed 3ala fekra)..

*Video Starts*
Ana[ Lebtesama Shagga el wayh, o my english faj2a 9ar zbala] "Ahh, Hay! Yeaaah ! [Qaseb Cool] :D I think thaat the EU should allow this medical students, to, um, aahhh , allow them to do training here for after the, they, they finish it the courses.." [ Engriiish very gooood]

Zuzu [Wagfa waray 7athfa ed'haa eb wayhee] "Sheno hatha 7anano shetgoleen" [Eeh na3am bel q8y]

Ana "Yeaah they should have that privellige since they did their, they, did they their studying in here and then theyre emmm, aahh... aaahh.."

Zuzu [6al3a bel camera waray ga3da teshrab 3a9eer, tkhiz el camera w sar7ana]

H [9ot'ha 3ali 6ali3, ga3da etkarker]

Ana "Yeah they should have the privelliege to do their training here because they did their studies ummm.. ahh.. ummm.. OH YEAH! :D They should also have their.."

*BEEP* Khala9 el wagt

Girl "Thank You Girls, it was a pleasure working with you :)"

Ana "What will happen to the video? Who's gonna watch it?"

Girl "Various teams wil watch it, and if they find it interesting enough they will show it to the bla bla bla commitee and it might get broadcasted in the next *put weird scary government meeting name here* and the whole of the Government board will see it"

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KHAAAAAAAAAAIIIIRR ENSHALLLLAAAA

Bas etha etha sheftaw manthar greeb min hatha 3al BBC madre CNN..
Tara hay a7na ;p

P.S. Kteshaft inaa el meshkela with medical students and their training madre sheno mal'ha sheghel bel EU. Mawtho3a Mawthoo3 thaaaanii tamaman... Pisht !

Sou'al..!

2009-05-07T18:36:00.001-07:00

Okay okay adreeee I'm supposed to be taking a break off bloging, wa lakin 3indi salfa em7ayratni o 7abbait ashuf raykom/7eloulkum.

Sou'alii, bekhte9ar (le'ana waray thalath newat o bdait adookh ya3ne eshwaye..)

How do I deal with having to live
around insana Khabeetha?

Insana mareetha, she's dangerous and purely insane... Insana sort of Malzoum 3alay en'ha etkoon eb 7ayati, there's no way around it? O at the same time others i know broke off their contact weyaha, bas she didn't directly do something to me, faa magdar asawi shay. Insana ghasben 3alay ajamel'haa cuz she has to be there?

I'm sort of new to this!!

Hmmphff !!

2009-04-26T06:06:00.001-07:00

Laish when deep study season is around, i suddenly tend to blog a LOT more often?
Laish a7la ilafkar 7ag el 6al3at wil wanasa faja'a te6la3 wana mjabla el nota?
Why is it that I always discover breakthrough methods of studying three days before the actual exam?
Laish lazim as7ab 3ala awal cham nouta o akhir cham nouta eb kel madda wanna adre uhm akthar nowat ye6le3on bel imte7an?
Why do the most annoying songs always stick in my mind every time I sit on the chair?

Happy Studying Season !!
Mwafeggeen Kelkom Enshala ! =]

P.S. Eeh hathi naghza, I am taking a slight break off blogging =P

Few questions..

2009-04-18T19:58:00.000-07:00

1. Which smartass decided that popcorn *which happens to be one of the noisiest snacks there could be* should be the traditional cinema snack? How ironic?

2. Laish mac maynazloon sha7in for their macbooks that fit a normal 3 headed socket? Laish lazim adapter w 7ala?

3. O laish m7ancheen o mu rathyeen ysawonlina msn san3 feeh emotions san3a o winks o webcam and all that jazz? DONT mention stupid alternatives like mercury and stuff la afla3'kum bil remote eli yami

4. You know how our tastebuds can detect 4 tastes? Sweet, Sour, Salt and Bitter? Then what about spicy? And pepperminty (7aarr)? And like that weird taste u get when u eat potato skins? what is that btw, it sucks.

5. Does anyone know a brand of soap that doesnt burn the eyes if it gets into it? Yeah i have problems with that, no matter how hard i squeeze my eyes the darn soap juice finds its way in, i think i might have pores on my eyelids.

6. Metta ebyefte7on disney mal dubai? Oh btw is it actualy true besawona wla kalak? When's it Kuwait's turn?

7. Is KTV2 still alive? walaht 3alaih =P.. I used to watch tales from the globe madre shesma.. there was this american lady who works in in ESG who presented it, shesemha? Does anybody know what happened to her?

8. How come there are no boys only private schools in Kuwait? Whoever puts their daughters in girls only schools yet their sons in mixed schools are...meh. Who am i to judge.. But its still annoying.

9. Where do u HONESTLY HONESTLY think Osama Binladen is? =P

Take care losers

Mawqeff Khaaaaayiss..

2009-04-15T17:15:00.000-07:00

Okay, A few months ago, ajart aflam from this video rental store and forgot to return them. Then I got a bunch of phone calls from the Indian guy who works there, who i know KNOWS ME, and knows what i look like, O ana ma36eta a7la seefon, kilyoum agul bachir bachir, o something gets in the way aw asafer aw whatever..

3ad a few days ago ana o rfeshti H ri7naa, tabi tshoof Changeling, el 7elwa. I'd completely forgotten that I was in trouble with them!.. Dashaina wila who was at the counter? The Indian Guy...La7ath'taaa intebah 3alai CHAN ATHAKAR... shway-shway abi an7ash aroo7 9ob el aflaam willa...

Indian Guy: 'Excuse me?.."

Ana "Umm..Yes?"

"You remember me?"

"Umm..No ehehe.." [Chathaba]

"Yeeees? I am Ahmad, I called you once for late dvd" [chthab, mo once, tis3een alf mara]

"Emmm, realllyy? When?" [Amoot 3al tamtheel]

"Long time ago, and now you have over-due movies, you must talk to our manager and pay it"

[Trying to mask my stammer] "No I dont?.. Check my account balance!"

GHABIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!

" I will... *chikchikchikchik*... Your overdue balance is $120.. And you must return the dvds first and talk to manager, maybe she'll lower the price you have to pay.."

[awkward silence]

"Ummm... Yeah do you have The Shining?" [Ya7laily, abi athayi3 el salfa]

"Let me check...* chikchikchik*.... we did, but someone never returned it. Like you." [ebtesama shaga el wayh.. stupidass, unfunny joke.]

"H, khanamshi please akhaf ye6la3li el manager o yan7erni..."

--

So we came up with a supercool plan B.. Afta7 account thani eb this other dvd-rental store shway ab3ad 3ashani can happily rent movies again . H cant make one herself la2ana she has 3 unreturned movies ma5that'hum like 2 years ago and cant find them loool. Fa feta7tli account ydeed. O khathaait The Shining. Shefta o erte7t. ..

O now its a few days overdue!!

Shakli batlatham o bawadeehom kilehom o ba7thef'hom bil late-returns-box wan7ash. meh.

Elkabt Ywalid ilinfejar

2009-04-09T15:07:00.000-07:00

Put my part two to my last post aside for a while, batkalam 3an shay thanii elyum. A while ago in some Kuwaiti newspaper, some journalist wrote an article stating how obscene and innapropriate Dr. Fouziya Al-Drai3 is on tv, that she should be stopped and banned for ever, that its totally unsuitable for kids etc etc you know the drill. Mo awal wala wakhir marra yahjemoun 3laiha min hal na7ya, we've all heard it before.

Dr. Fouzeyya, while I agree can sometimes act insane, is amazing at the same time. A lot of people etab3un'ha and call her up, and find her useful. If you don't then DON'T WATCH IT. Elii mo 3ajba, ako shaghla yideeda esma remote control, you use it to change the channels and watch something else. I agree ako wayed kalam etgula yfashil, bs it sure is outweighted by the good stuff. And look at it like it simply is - her aim is to educate and help society. O etha 7alik 7aal el yahal o you see ina its 'inappropriate for you' then you should consider using the remote control device I mentioned earlier, and switch to the more appropriate Rotana madre Mazzikana. Heh.

And when it comes to its suitability for kids - NO KIDDING!! It wasn't meant to be for kids, and never will be. Hne, the problem concerns parental guidance and control - etha intaw mo gadreen et9ay6erun 3ala 3yalkum o sheno yshofon, hathi meshkelat'kum. Wake up, we're in 2009. Any kid can log onto the net and type in a few infamous words into google to satisfy their curiosity.. Khayfeen min Dr. Fouziya? Ma agulikom its fine for kids to watch fouzeya - my own mother kicks me out of the bedroom lama yabdun el faqara el 7amra mayshesma, its 'not the right time' 3ala golat'ha =P. Bas kids are indulging in far more advanced stuff bil khash wil das, and you should fix those problems before comlaining about Dr.Fouziya.

You know why this happens, don't you? Okay stupid metaphor, bs omi tguul kids are unwritten books - ayshay taktebeen feehum ythil fehum inside them forever, sub7an allah its one of Allah's miracles, marad'hum ebyethakeroum kalam their "greatest influence" (i.e el shakh9 eli raba'hum - hopefully their parents, not khaddam). Ako muwathee3 laziim tharuuri el ahal yefte7un'ha weya 3yal'hum. I don't understand why many parents dont- they consider it as 'taboo' o 3aib may9eer hathola yahal. Bs May9eeer, at the right age and circumstances they MUST give their children the opportunity to ask and say whatever's on their mind, min ghair hal 7awajiz. Cause if the parents don't offer this, kids will find a way to their curiosity barra ilbait.

If you don't give ur kids those talks, ana a3tebra naqs fel tarbiya. Ma3ana its all 3ala the parents convenience - they decide what to say to them, at what age, at which intensity, etc etc. Elkalam kila minhum eyi. And during the conversation when they say STOP, khalas stop, its enough. Unlike building up this insane curiosity o legaffa inside them, pushing them to ask about these major issues from their friends. Ako yahal mo metrabyeen, ykharbe6ooon ykharbe6oooon bil7achiii, y3arfon o egoloon kiilshay, mako shay esma STOP, enough, this is unsuitable for your age. Your uneducated naive child hears this crazy shit for the first time, and this stays inside and becomes part of him i.e the pages you forgot to fill in. 3al aqal lama ana afahim wildi/binti ha ashya'a, i KNOW what's getting into their heads.

Okay sure, akeed at SOME point they're gonna hear kharabee6 off their friends - we all do. Bas think about it this way - you want your kid to satisfy their curiosity about major life issues off "pg" YOU or that snotty-nosed geezi sitting next to him in geography class? When your kid remembers this stuff later on in life, you want them to think 'Ya7lail'ha Omi Wallah Tyaniin :)..' wla 'ya7lailaaaa S3odo BoSa3doon sh9ar fee, wain raa77 yoobaayyy..??"

El7imdella a7mid rabbi laih o nahar ina I've always had these talks with my mother. I still VIVIDLY remember the 'Mokhadarat Talk' me and my brother got when we were preteens loool. O Kil ma akbar, the 'talks' become more suitable for my age. Thats why I don't think ata'athar weya 'taboo talks ' malout my cousins madre friends, I don't feel like I'm that curious anymore. Ofcourse asma3 oo akarkir weyahum, bas it really isn't significant to me. And if your parents didn't offer u hal shay, don't feel bad, bil3ax e5aloha 3ebra, 3ashan you make sure this mistake doesn't get repeated with ur own kids. O bil3ax, I feel you'd make a better job ib hal shay than others, probably betkunuun 7aree9een akthar since u missed out.

Yaaaa Omahat oo Oboahaat el mestaqbal atmana inkum tethakaroun hal ashya'a bachir lamma tefte7oun bait o tyeboon 3yal heheiw.. 3ashan e9eer fekum 'Ya7laaiil'ha Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy, sh9aar feeehayyy yobaaayyy..'

Elgherba O Ma Tsawii

2009-04-02T12:43:00.000-07:00

Mithel ma tadruuun.. Ana 3aysha eb gherbaa in a kuwaities-infested city somewhere in the world.. It has its ups and downs.. Bs some weird stuff happens to us that may never happen to students in kuwait. Some good stuff, some bad.. In general = Neutral le'ana mako net dipole =D.. La la masta7mil... (2.10 Khosh nota banat! :P la2 moooozzzzz :P)

Yaaaama nimt wana mekhtar3a.. Asma3 a9wat ne9 elail 'Yuma! Esh'hal 9ot!'.. I tiptoe to the kitchen wla ye6la3 my jeans button slamming against the inside of the washing mashine :$.. All night! Aw ye6la3 el heater tawa automatically shtaghal..
During one of our infamous sleepovers, staw3abna inna ako 6 girls. Wain en7e6'hum? Thentain 3al frash, wa7da 3al qanafa, wa7da 3al airbed.. Wil baji wain a76hom 3ala rasi? Tadroon eshsawaina? .. Shelna ma6ra7 jedam alla o khalga BELMO6AR.. 6ab3an 9rakh o the7ek o ana madre shfene knt m3a9ba o zafaithom zaff 3ala ghaba2'hum oo da3ast sama3ati eb athoni o bawazt 6ol el 6rej lool..
Lool ya rabby if i count how many break-hours ive taken bel maktabba they would equal more than the hours ive studied all yr!.. Matenooni hal breakat, la2ana mako ghair chocolate vending machine oo coffee machine, o 7aiiil 7anano etyamii3 eb hal kharda
Mshkela MA NADRES bel bait... WALA nadres bel maktabba.. Bs why do we go there kelyoum? Cham sebab.. Awalan, bel maktabba we actually do get 2 or 3 hrs of work done on good days. Thaneyan netyama3 kelna o naf9ilena fa9letain i.e iTS FUN.. Thalethann its guilt-free! Lamma ana ag3ad bel bait mensad7aa 3al qanafa mjabla Greys anatomy o bal3a tub kamil B&J's, I feel like iM NOT STUDYING.. Bs lamaa ag3ad bel maktaba ajabel wyoh rab3i el jamela oo we make our 52nd study plan oo n6g e9be3 3ala 7asratna, surrounded by the 7ikeekah eli yadresooon, a7is im ACTUALLY doing something productive =D
Once we decided benro7 el zoo .. Tkhayelaw 2 hrs emthay3een endawra! .. O it was raining reaaalllyy hard o ana labsa Uggs o they got soaked to the core o barrrrrrddd.. Akhr shay ma lgaina o radaina elcity.. La o 3gb 2 days ektshafna it was the only madkhal we ignored..=@
Marrah sayara d3imatt rfejte loool .. Actually un-loool, it was pretty scary o she hurt her ribs ;*.. But she was fine she walked off o chethe bss ina ta3aweratt o bchat akhaih .. Ba3ad 3omre wallah hal bnt.. =* Hadeelo a7ebech
3ala 6aree Hadeelo, marra, with the help of redbull, fe9alt ebbait'ha o shakhba6t 3al 6ofa eb qalam sheeni.. And i promised to paint it myself.. So i did it.. Bs i painted the wall using a glove =$. Yes, i dipped my gloved hand in wall varnish and rubbed the wall in circular motions loool :P Shasawi ma sharaet ela one roll brush o b3dain estaw3abt inna one wall was afta7 min el thanya! Laaa o i had to watch the paint dry to paint another layer.. Oo kanat 6ayarty b3d 6 hrs o laa emnathfa wela emsalma el shqa, o mo metsab7a.. Yom ma'asawii kaan
Lailaat an exam, la ana wela 9a7bity darseen shay 7ag el multiple choice Qs exam.. NOTHING ... ga3adna from 4am till 9am inraji3 ib9rakh, taking frequent skipping up and down the corridors or yelling our lungs out bel 9a6a7 to release stress.. Wallaah ayaaaam =p
Marra 6e7t eb bo7ayra jdam allah o khalga.. Enough said, i hate remembering that stupid story o i hate its details even more. O i hate the people who saw me when it happened... I don't even know why I'm putting this here !
Yaaaamaa ta3aashait o taghadaait noodles bo chyasah ;$ Seriously I'm an expert at anything to do with noodles bo chyasa! From the best way to open the pack, to how to check that u've slurped every drop of noodle juice form the bowl... agolekom laish? Cuz cooking sucks =P
It sucks to be sick bel gherbaa =[.. Loooo sheno rab3ich esawunlich o edal3oonich o eyebonlich o e7e6onlich.. Its not like dala3 el Om! Mo shay =[
Cham marra the pizza guy esedda eb bewyohna wa7na na6leb, 3aballa Sekarra =@ Qaleel el a'adab..
Marra 3zamt rab3i getlehom ba6bakhlehom shughel 3adel o okay khala9 etefaqna at 6pm el maw3id ebbaity ! :D... Gomay 7anano 7e6ay rasich o namay.. Loool e6egon el jaras oo ana mba6la el bab eb bjamtee o ke7lee sayi7 oo kishety wagfa 'Ammmm k-k-kent mareethaa chan anaam..!" loool gamat rfejtee sawatlina Pasta FASHLA JEDANN may i add! Chan na6lib Dominos .. LOoool this sounds like a movie bss wallahh the pizza 6a7at 3al arth o ma7ad kalaha loool
Yaaaaaaaaaama 9ar eb 7saby 4 madre 5 KD oo el ma3ashat bgalhom darb :P yekhrib beiiit el shopping wily yabah..

Bas its not all fun and games as you'll see in my upcoming post <-- masta7mil =P

Bits and Bobs - Part II

2009-03-26T19:54:00.000-07:00

Wayed mohmilla 9ayra weya bloggy.. Its not that I don't have the time - shzeeena kelyoum mjableen ba3ath ana wil banat, estkana warra estkana chay za3faran o nethghe6 ba3ath for four consecutive hours. Bas mokhi 9ayer shway ghabi. I need to re-light that little creativity spark inside my head.
Omy yatni =D... Bteg3ad 3indy two weeks enshalla.. Hallah hallah bel michabeeees agool ;*
Athbat 7ag nafsi o ta2akadt iny maynoona - seriously i need help guys =P. Gimt akalim nafse inside my head and LAUGH OUT LOUD JDAM EL NAS at my private ga66at, Jad wallah! And i'm starting to move my mouth shwaya lamaa atkalam so it looks like im chewing something.. or worse - talking to myself!.. abbaih seriously i wanna stop bs it happens by itself! People are starting to notice! =[
I hate spicy food. La2 hal marra jad min9ijy. I loathe it, and can never understand how sum ppl LOVE IT. Sub7an allah, 9EJ el nas athwaq..
Bedait a9eer ghabeya.. yemkin min kether ma akil jiben. Jad walla gabel eshway ga3da akil kakaw, chan akhme6 shwayat peanuts o ga6ait'hum eb 7alji.. 3jabni el 6a3am.. chan e9eer feeeni 'Allah khosh fekra lo esawoon nafs peanuts weya chocolate, like covered in chocolate..' Mashala 3al thaka2 el kha6eer 7anan.
Shfeeni 9ayra wayed chicken nuggets hal ayam =P Ashof my post ne9a english ! wa3!
My brain ywaniis belail 7azzat el noum. Wallah i come up with the weirdest craziest ideas and wonderings. Ams ga3da afaker whats the biggest quantity in the world? Like quantity of ANYTHING at all? Maybe its cells... actually its electrons... Tetwaqe3oun how many pairs of eyes are there eb shaqity right now? Including insects? atwaqa3 right now ako like 7, including me, my mom and my hamster.
I wanna learn how to control my sleep... I wanna feel like I control my sleep, not the other way round!! Mshkela wallaaaaa ilnoum..

Omii..

2009-03-18T22:33:00.000-07:00

To the most amazing mother this world has ever seen..

ما أذكر متى
ما كنت بحياتي ...ألتفت ما القى سواك
إنت عمري اللّي ابتدى... وأول حياتي
مولدي لحظة لقاك

هاك هاك كلّي.... ضمني لك... احتويني ...حنني
أنا من لي شوف عينك غير دربك دلني

تتلخص الدنيا بحبك... ايه وربك
ياللّي ماغيرك ضروري
عالمي والناس إنت وحدك إنت
فيك متمادي غروري

Lo mahma gelt o 3edt o 9araakht o a3lant eb 7obi lech, shwaya 3alaih bekoon. O Lo mahma sawaait oo tha7aait oo ahdaait lech, mara7 ekoon kafii. Lo asheelich 3ala thahry oo adoor feech elka3ba 7 marrat, aw 7 ash'her, aw 7atta 7 sneeen, mara7 eyeeb sh3ara min elii sawaiteeh li b7ayati.

Khaleg el zain abda3ich entay, o roo7ich o 7obich o 7ananich oo kelich

Allah khaleech Lina,
Ya ba3ad Chabdy Ya Yoma,

Kel3am Wintay Omi, o 9adeeqti, o ekhty, o 7abeebti, o rou7y, o Janity wNarri ;*

Tara I just Realised..

2009-03-08T11:02:00.001-07:00

Next time somebody misteats you or hurts you.. Remember this..

Everybody makes sense to theirselves in their own little world. In their head, their actions make perfect sense, but perhaps its nowhere near understandable to you. You see it as 7araka wa9kha, 7araka 7aqeera, even ejram.. But to them its another story.

7ataa el mujrimeen eli ethab7oon eb khalgat allah... In their own little heads it makes PERFECT SENSE to pick up the knife and stab that old innocent man walking down the road.

Scaaaryyy ha?!
Abbaih lama estaw3abt kint tawni badish bilnouma.. Jan Faja'a afez mayshlun.. Waii33 shu3or ykhari3 kaan =p

P.s. asfeeen 3al ghaiba I have exams coming up :( Id3ouly !

El7jab..

2009-02-15T07:31:00.000-08:00

Awalan radaaiit.. Sorry I've had a lot on my mind this week, its been pretty sucky o knt shway maretha. Thaaanian (mawtho3na) ana mo met7ajba.. Min jima3at el Sefoor =p Bas mawthoo3 el7jab has been on my mind for several years bas I still can't do it.. Oo 7abbait agul cham kelma ebkha6ry 7ag cham category min el nas..

"Dear Sefoorat (me included)

Hmm.. Well We have to get our heads around the idea ina khalas someday lazim el7jab yen7a6 3ala rasna, o the sooner the better. Bas ana sumthing bugs me about "us"..lama asma3 banat egoloon 'Lama Aqtene3'.. Ghal6aneen 9adgooni.. Call me a hypocrite, bas jad i dont think elsalfa feha eqtina3. Intay shakka ina ohwa mo farth? Akeed la2! Meqtan3a el7jab farth? Akeed eeh! So I dont think we should be saying this. If you feel like you're not ready for it, or find it really hard to do (like me), hatha shay thanii.. Don't get it mixed up with eleqtina3. A7es its just a phrase kelna 7afthen'ha 3ashan nred 3ala eli yes2alna 'Haa Metta Tet7ajebain?'.. "

"Dear Met7ajbat BoTafkha

Bassskom BASSSKOM! 7aram 3alaikom, 7emdaw rabkom ina allah hedakom tet7ajeboun, don't mess it up! Don't give me a3tharkum el sakhefa 'Ythabit El7jab'.. 'Mo Embayin Wayed!'.. 'Bas Shaklaa A7laa Wayed ;$'... 'Al7eeeen kel hal banat labsena, yat 3alaaii?'.. Walla you look stupid! B7AYATI KELA 3OMRE MA SHEFT WA7DA LABSA 7JAB BO TAFKHA O SHAKIL'HA RAQY.. Ever.. What are you saying about yourself o e7teramich 7ag rabech wintay testahze2ain bel 7jab weya hal tafkhat?.. 9ayratli 3alama min youm el gheyama, wayed wanasa? Alla yahdehom.. =\.. Sometimes elnas egolon met7ajbat bo tafkha ahwan min sefoor. Bas ana agul neither is better than the other, it depends on the actual person, kil wa7da ghair.. So yeah baskom te7ebe6 =p.."

"Dear Guys..
Shesalfa? Hal ayam asma3 wayed te7ebe6 min jihatkom. Shesalfa you label non-met7ajbat as 'Bad girls' oo Met7ajbat as 'good girls'. Mala sheghel, walla mala sheghel. Yaaaamma banat sefoor eshzeenhum akhkaq o sana3 o tarbeya o eman.. O banat labsen el 7jab bs la3been le3eb o 3afsen ildenya min ta7at laih ta7at. Quit labeling! You don't know anything about 3ilaqty ebrabi o sheno ebgalbi, and you have no idea how hard it is for girls enhum yet7ajeboun. To me, el7jab a93ab imte7an marr 3alai lail7een, and a lot of other girls feel the same way. You just don't understand. Kilwa7ed fekom ya6leb mowa9afat mo3ayana eb zojta el mostaqbila; eli yabeha 6weela eli yabeha samra. Some guys yabon wa7da lazim met7ajba. Some yaboon LAZEM mo met7ajba.. Theres nothing wrong with either, hala raay shakh9i.. Bas both should be respected equally. Mo m3nata mortik a7san min mort hathak bas 3ashan met7ajba.."

"Dear Met7ajbat 7jab San3

Itaw 3ala 3ainee o rasi!.. 3afya 3affya 3alaikom, o allah ywafeg'kum bel7jab enshalla. Sooo many people (me included) yetmanoun ekoonon methelkum, fa 7emdaw o shekraw rabkom 3ala hal hedayyah and take care of yourself, dont let sowalif botafkha o bogethla o tasree7at o shortat e2athrun fekom! Intaw el 9a7, o intaw el a7la o intaw el arqa, o alla ythabetkom enshalla =*.."

Yalla thelfaw ba6ali3 greys anatomy lool =p Afashil..

Ga63a

2009-02-13T17:07:00.000-08:00

Sorrryy 9arly fatra ga63a walla 7adda louya 7ayatii 7aliyann.. Kelesh mo fathya o shaqety el sakka feha mshkela weya el net faaa mo ga3da ashbek wayed, usually bas from my friends houses... O ya7alat el loya eli jedami, wayed ekhalon el wa7id erakiz... Faaa 7abait agulekom radatlekom sooon enshalla... Mo tensounyy aw tsheluni min ur blogrolls! ATHBA7KOM!! =P

p.s. happy valentine's day yal 9akka

p.p.s. aaiii ba6ni y3awerni min kether ma dachait dach elyoum.

p.p.p.s Shufaw 'He's just not that into you'.. Khosh movie. Not reccomended for guys AT ALL.

Dear Blog-Story Writers =@ ... !!

2009-02-03T10:45:00.000-08:00

Gabel la abdi.. 7abait awathe7 shaghletain. Blog-story writers, intaw 3ala 3aine o rasi. O the majority of you are writing amazing love stories, shzenhum sh7elohom.. O 7addi im hooked. Most of the stories are fine, Bas lel asaf not all.. Ako nas wayed ga3den yakhthun ra7athum oo 9ayren ekharbe6on bel 7achi... O y3arfun 3omerhom!!

"Dear Blog-Story writers who know themselves.

Wintay taktebeen your "Story" (which you claim to be a true story, unabridged and unfabricated but perhaps garnished with a bit of mobalagha), 7e6ay eb balich shaghletaiin.. We know your story is probably more than 70% (if not entirely) made-up, to "maintain hidden identities" (a7la 3ether 7ag el chethb, haa?).. So admit it now and stop being a joke. There is NOTHING wrong with fiction, but there sure is something wrong with making stuff up and claiming its all true.

Ya a3iza2y al moshahideen.. Bas 7abbait awathe7lekom shaghla, mainly to non-kuwaities. It is NOT natural and freely accepted in Kuwait for girls to have relationships! It is NOT at all common for girls to go to shalaihat with guys! It is NOT at all common for girls to make-out with random guys !! It is NOT common for girls to have 10 guys ga6een 3omerhom 3alaiha mayteen 3alaiha yel7egonha min mokan laih mokan o yet7areshon feha! Ya 7elween yali ga3deen taktebun ghesa9kom, NSETAW shay esma som3at derat'kum? Elmeshkla inaa hal stories mentashra wayed wayed! Katha blog agraha feha hal kharabee6, and the charachters act as if its the most natural thing ever! SO DO THE COMMENTERS!.. FASHALTOONA!! Abbaih 7ala ghareba walla walla!! You might not care about som3at baladkum, bas others do!..

Don't give me shit about 'Kaify im free to do whatever i want'.. 9a7, kilwa7id lah 7ooreta, bas hal 7oreya stops lamma et3adoon 3ala 7oreyat elnas. Banat elKuwait min a7san elbanat there is, and i suggest you write ashya2 mofeda oo 7elwa. Shzeen banatna walla! 3ala 3aine o rasi! Thooq, sana3, akhlaq, tarbeyya oo thaqafa, O rabbi min a7san el banat there is!.. Is this being reflected in your blogs eli matrosa fasad oo alfath waq7a o sewad 3yonkom?.. La o ared a3eed most likely not true le'ana wayed embalgheen come on, jad.. We all know these people exist. Bas shda3waaaaa 3alaikom sheno hatha!! Ya3ne why focus on the negative part of moshtama3na? O laish chethe ya3ni wayed you're acting china shay 6abeee3ii o 3adi? ITS NOT!

Arid o a3eed - I am not bashing love-stories. Bel3ax, el7ob la 3aib wala 7aram, its natural .BAs your stories contents ARE 3aib o 7araam cuz you're getting mixed up with 7ob o FASAD. Mo shay tharooooooori ebos'ha o mayshesawi feha..Sheno hatha!! What are you saying about yourself o tarbeetich o ahalich?.. You tell me!!

Na9ee7a.. GET IN TOUCH WITH REALITY !! O deraw balkom 3ala 3omerkum. You're a jewel, stay this way!

Yours truely,
7anoon Jenjeffa.."

P.s. Ta7iyaaaaa 3oodaa 7ag the writers of 'Dearly Beloved' and 'Lost B2amreeka' ..!! You are AMAZING !! =D

MSN's PISSING ME OFF !! =@

2009-01-30T03:03:00.000-08:00

Abbaih 9ayra wayed akrah el msn. And now most of my friends know that I'm usually online but pretend not to be, i.e. a7e6 appear offline o bas a6ali3 eli dash wily 6ali3 o makalim a7ad. Ya7laaile aghayer nikaty ba3ad, madre sh7agga. Tes2eloni Laish? Le'ana wayed ako 7arakat bel msn t9er et7erni.. Shlon? Agolekum shlon..

Have you ever been randomly added by someone you don't know? O awal marra tkalmun'hum tetnajeroun 3ala meno sawa add 7ag meno? .. 'mino ma3ai?'... 'entay goleli awal, mno entay?'... 'entay eli thayfatne!'... 'la2 7abebte i dont even know u'.. 'ya3ni ana eli a3arfech?'.. 'losma7tay guleli wlaa asawelich block !!'... loooooool ebthemat'kum cham marra dar hal 7ewar? =P
Ma7eb eli yaktebun bel 3arabi el9ara7aa.. Elkha6 shzeghraaa oo they use stupid letters like 'j' for ch.. Ya rabbe ebe6on chabde eli y76oon j bdal ch bel english ba3ad!.. Shlonej? Jakhbarej? G6E3A CHABBAW
Kela b9oo9 wil tha7kat b9oob.. Most ppl e7e6on the classic 3 o'ed 'loool'... Awalan i HATE it when they just plainly say LOL... O akrah KAAAAAK , a7es'ha wayed fake... o ako hathe el ydeda 'kikikikikiki'... oh yeah o ako hhhhhhhhhhh <-- WAIIII333 yarabi laish laish! .. hehehehe... ahahahahaha... hahahahaaaaaayyyyy... teehehee... wahahaha....
Oh yeahm let me make one thing clear.. G for gafsha... G!... MO Q!... MO '8'.. !! qafsha.. 8afsha.. kafsha.. malat 3alaikom ma kenkum fayda =P Tefugeg 3al fathe! Sh7agga et6awloon el darb? O mako 3ala eli y9e6on '`' bedal comma... like "she`3li em`9ayegni"... wayy too many gaps..

Lama e7anchun 3ala emotion mo3ayan.. Wa7da mn el rabe3 mstansa 3ala hatha el smiley elii wayha emteen o ga3ed esa3bil, 3araftooh? M3A9BA, ZA3LANA, MESTANSA, 3AYZANA, eliii oho.. Lazim hal emotion yakhtem kel jomla. Bassssich 3ad Hadelo !
LA LA bs eli 9ej 9ej e7eruni el 3ayzaneen eli mayaktebun 3adel.. Yeble3un ne9 a7ref el kelma 3ala bo asra3! ... A8l, mta btr7on mrna 3shn byi wyakm 7di mla w 5ndsh snma.
Oops, i take that back, ako nas e7erun akthar min hathola.. The '2' over-users !! 2ana 2o 2amal benro7 2amreka 2o 2beech 2itsa3deeni 2ana 2o 2omy 2insaker jan6atna WAAAAAIII33
O 6ab3an mako 3ala eli yetsharehon .. Im downloading songs, reading blogs, checking out my inbox and facebook all at the same time , o seteeen alf shakh9 online.. Shasawii ya3ni shasawi asheg ro7i ne9ain?! Magdarrr agreg!.. Oo y7inooon.. Ared after 5 mins wlaa katbatli 20 9a6er "7anano wainech!"... "Wainech!" .. "Aloooooo?".. "Etha back ta7achay!"..
Oo kha9atan ynarfezon elii lazim e3adloon kel badleya! O YA KETHER BADLEYAT'HUM OOOLLA.. Something like this..
Sawro betyee baiht maryoom?
*Sarto
**saro.
***Bayt..
Ufff shno a7qed 3al msn lamma akoon meshta66a oo shada el 7ail ga3da agool salfa.. O faja'a "This message could not be delivered to all contacts'... siteeen alf marra warra ba3ath 7ag kel el salfa.. =@
Ebe6on chabde eli y76on nickname warah balwa.. Nafs 'THREE DAYS LEFT!'.. aw 'ALLA YASTER!!'.. O lama tes2elon'hum sh9ayer egolon 'Ehhehee serrrr magdar agol'.. Sh7aga 7a6eta 3ayal? 3ayarra ma3indich salfa bs tabeen ta7regeen a39abna =p
O 6ab3an mako 3ala eli tawhum mektashfeen el caps lock .. Malat 3al bamya. BA9BER 3ALA FARGAKOM MAHMA TEMEER SNEEEEEEEN shda3wa 3alaich ya maammi =p
O 6ab3an la ninsa elii yetkalemon eb aq9ad.... 7anan [enter] shlonch elyum? [enter] ana [enter] bayii [enter] amerech [enter] :) [enter] elsa3a [enter] khams...
Bema2iny astakhdem Mac wa laysa windows, el msn asasan SAKHEEF mal mac, o mako msn plus.. Faa ne9 my contacts list nickat'hum shay chthee --> [c=f#33422] ##[b][y] .::SuSu::. [b][/c] [f=c=5707%3#3#].. Bu6aw 3aine akthar
When i'm really sleepy o khala9 ga3da awadii3 el jmee3, lazim ekon fii wa7da em7anchaa o tawha badya salfaa esh6ol'ha esh3erth'haa oo shkether tefa9el'haa... oo lazim ajaaaamil o aktib 'Oh!'.. 'Ahaaaa'.. 'looool' kel 9a6er o nu9 wanaa mo 3arfa rasi min keryasi.

Faaa Ya Jomhore.. TESWA 3ALAY ADESH ONLINE?! La2!!.. Antheber 3al Facebook abrakle!..
3araftaw laish madish msn now ya banaty? EEEH! =@

P.S. Madre eshfene hal ayam 9ayra asma3 aghane english! wa3 wa3!.. Bss 9ij ako cham wa7da zainaa.. Sem3aw miss independant malat Ne-Yo.. 'Walk like Kabab, Talk like Kabab' 3ala goltech zozo.. =p

KHALAAAAAAAAA9T !

2009-01-21T13:05:00.000-08:00

Offaiih.. Ya rabbi sheno el7sas jameel lama ma waray shay !!

My main priorities hal sbo3ain.. Akil Noum Gaz AKil Noum Gaz Akil Noum Gaz Akil Noum Gaz..

Wa3alaikom el salaam!
p.s. id3ooli naj7a =P

Bits & Bobs

2009-01-13T04:51:00.000-08:00

Its exams season faa 6ab3an the blogosphere shway 3ayzan 9ayir, me included.. Bs 7abbait shway amer 3alaikom =P O haaathii akher akhbarii..

I only yesterday realised that my facebook account was visible for my entire college network =@ Welmshkella my college matrosa kuwaityeen! Waiii33 o ana 6abba 6ab bel awadim o met6anza laih bacher, o defashty el '9areefa al7een kilman yadre 3anha =@ Not to mention my pointless notes !!
Wayyy to many embarassing moments hal ayam. Kil maa gelt kelma tfashel altefet waray Kuwati rafe3 7ajba mo 3ajba.. Agol bee3 banak
Oh yeah on the flight back here, kina a7na 4 girls.. Ga6een thentain jedam o thentain wara by two seats bs kena nabi neg3ad together.. Chan a6ale3 eli yammi WALLAH EL 3A'9EEEM SHAKLHA MO Q8YA!.. Chan agol 7ag L 'Golay 7ag el sa3eeda el '9areefa eli yami teshga7 warra ! =D'.. In a really sarcastic way.. ifff 7adi thola! Chan teltefet o tgol 'ana afham 3ala kalamkom!' RADDATT FE3LI KANAAAT ZEFTT i just stood there giggling embarassed 'eheheh 9ij? weeeeee eehehe =$'.. Ju7aa
3ala 6arii el banak, chayalt shketheeerrr lama yeit.. And now I have none left =/ kilaa 6ar within the first two days. 6ab3an el bara6em matfokheeen kanaw min el mel7 <-- i just loooove that effect don't u ?A7is ro7i angelina 6al =P
Ifffffffff shkether waray derasa oo bas fal7a at'harrab o athaye3 wagti phone calls o facebook.. O sleeping =] Madre laish bs jesmi eb kaifa qarar ina lazim Nano tnam a minimum of 10 hrs willlaa tara haaaaa
Guys look stupid in skinny jeans. Lo sma7taw ba6law hal 7araka =P ESPECIALLY if you're on the heavy side! Laaa2 estaghfer alla 2araaff wil meshkela most guys shirts/jackets g9ar fa their, ahem, backside yabrez in the most unflattering fashion <-- la2a ma2darshi 3al tefugig =P
Ikteshaft inyy 9ij 9ij A3SHEG elnoum wil akil. Jad walla these two comforts are the best. A perfect day would end with erhaq el mwa9al and a bal3a-party. Akhaiihh bss..
In fact, feenii elnoum right now.. Shakli bathlef aro7 anam.. ;].. Bs khal adeshly facebook shwaytain..

Honesty Tag Thingy =P

2009-01-04T11:06:00.000-08:00

Okay let's get this over with!..

Let's start with the rules:
The honorees are to:
a) first list 10 honest things about yourself - and make it interesting, even if you have to dig deep!
b) pass the award on to 7 bloggers that you feel embody the spirit of the Honest Scrap

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Inzaiiiin khanshuf..

1. I can't ever be still. Magdar magdar antheber mokanii, sitting in lecture/exam halls makes me itch to get up and dance faja'a loool its this fantasy I have =P

2. When I cry I do this thing where I imagine myself ebmawqeff o amathel el dour =P... Like mathalan Abchi oo atkhayal ro7i makh6oofaa o amathel el dour.. Chiny maynoona 6ay7a 3al arth eb ghurfity a9arikh 'HIDOOONEE! HIDOOONI AGOLEKOM!!' loooooooool sad sad adre.. Its the drama queen inside me =P

3. When I'm bored, I grab any magazine and try to imitate everyone's faces. One of my embarassing favourite pastimes =] KAIFY shtabon!

3. I always try to save my fa9laness for my friends only, and not for strangers.. Bs DAYMAN DAYMAN lama asawi 7araka ghabiya in class/bel shari3 lazim lazim altefet o algaa someone raising their eyebrows at me or laughing at me.. G6E3A shtabon kilshay etla7thon! wa3!

5. I can never understand how people find Waraq 3enab delicius! Estaghfer alla estaghfer alla madre laish min zeghri kela atkhayal'hom leeches lool

6. Nomy THEGEEEL.. zay el ward a9ik'ha 14 sa3a khamdaa madre 3an el denya.. La mobile, la alarm, laa yahil e7ethfuna fogi, laa may eketuna eb wayhi efeed weyay. Ila shay wa7id = LIGHT!

7. I always ALWAYS leave everything to the last minute. Ebkil safra lazim lazim awahigg 3omre 3ala akhr dgega.. and if I didn't akeed nasya shay muhim. O 3omriii ma dashait emti7an wana merta7a =P

8. I love funny people. Jad wallah my closest friends kel'hom fa9la.. one of aham 9efaat abeha eb zoji el mostaqbal is khiffat el dam, masta7mil a3eesh min ghair el fa9la with the7ek LOOOL.. Tkhayelaw eyi wa3alaya wild el 7alal yabi yakh6ebni, faja'a Nano 'Agol, ge6 nekta khanshuf =D'

9. Lazim LAZIM a3wii el 3elag lama ba6ali3 shay min el kabat. Malii khelg a6al3a 3adel, as7abbaa 7aiiiil till el 3lag yen3ewi and whatever it is slips out >=D

10. I am the most cyber-wise paranoid person EVER EVER .. I always abandon laptops le'ana theyre "permanently hacked".. Magdar walla lo aqal shay weird e9erli over the net, not only do I think up a whole crazy scenario, but I beleive it o makhali a7ad ma agola. LOOOL kil youmain daga 3ala wa7da mn rab3i 'Flan is stalking me on facebook! Kel ma adesh he's online!'

WHEEEW not bad..

Okay I tag..

1. Shoosha
2. Sh7fana
3. MsDiet
4. Glitter
5. Coconut Cake

Neahahai =P
7ayakom Allaaaa =P

EVERY Kuwaiti family !! Part II

2008-12-31T04:23:00.001-08:00

To view Part I click here..
Marra el yaya tru7on zwarat bait yadatkum, rakzaw 3al awadim o ra7 etla7thun inaa hal ashkal mawjoda 3ind kilman looool =P

Min ElYahal..

Elmuraheq eli tawa balegh, Khashmaa mentefekh oo matros 7bob oo mogadreen tqariroon etha yo3tabar 3inda shanab aw la'a.. Naw3an ma chethe shakl el shanab (samaw)

A gang of three or four boys 24 sa3a yarkethun oo yet9are3on o yet3aferoun, lain akhr shay wa7ed fehum yenfele3 o yabche, aw yakseronlehum Lou7a o yenzafoun, yallahh yerta7oun.
Om Elsan eli kel zwara tfashel ahal'haa wetge6 7achi mat'thamna.. "Ams baba o mama tahaweshaw chan mama tabche!"
Elchicken nugget el sakhef elii nou3ah enakit bel English, min 6aggat 'All we need now is Martha Stewart!" Allaa ehadak ya3ni yadity ebtefham mino martha stewart wa3alaya 7ad'ha Mnera 3ashoor
Elgizeezah, eli ana qa9eb cool.. Shufaw sayarte Mercedes, shufaw my 6pack,, shufaaw sha3re el spikey.. Gammm ethlif zain mal a6ali3 9warek el '9areefa ayam el taqweem welkarsh wa3almik fehom..
Elmaleeqa el yahil eli qa9eb tabi tetkabar.. Zabo6at el neg3a oo t7e6 mikyaj o talbs ka3ab oo tg3ad reel 3ala reel oo tqaled el kbar.. Tsalm 3alai "Halla 7abeebty, Shlon Eljam3a wiyach? Meta'aqlima?" NA3AAAAMMM!?!...
O bain el yahal telgain 9adeeq one of ur cousins, wa3alaya mekhtere3 o meste7e min el loya welz3aaj mo rathee edesh elghurfa 7atan, emnazel rasa shway o yabche wa3alaya.. o lazim labes polo shirt looool mla7tha hal shaghla ana =P
Moghramat el aghani eli bas t7oos bel bait wil iPod eb athunhaa, la tkalim a7ad wela a7ad ekalimha.. Laa ara la atakalam, bas asma3 =D
Elcousin eli no3a 7adag o kora oo ba7ar.. Mensede7 bel ne9, echakchek eb hal banak, e6ali3 mbarat o meshta6 7ada.. wetha 6eftay jedama aw msaktay el remote ekaserlich eryulich
Om el style wil nose-job, eli kil zwara tentheber eb ghurfat el yahaal tagreg 3al mobile "Abbbaiiihh adree!.. Abbaiiih mo siiiijjj!! Abbbaiiih ma sadeggg! 7amodo 9ek el bab! Matshufene ga3da atkalam?.. Eeeh kamlay!"
Ur pre-teen cousin om kisha, Eli kel sbu3 tsawi caika fashlaaaaa bs el kel ejamil'ha "Mmmmmm latheeeeth! SH7a6a feeeh!".. "Cerelak oo daqoos!"
Zabu6 Elneg3a eli lazem kel sbu3 emsaweela balwa. Faj2a yekhtefeee malah 7isss, akhr shay telgouna menkhash bel7amam yemsa7 roub 3al 6ofa, aw bayeg ma9a9at baby ga3id eme9'ha, aw yel3ab belchabreet.
elmoraheq el 3ashig, elii shakeen fee ya mo3aqad, ya feeh tawa7odd.. Kela ga3id bro7a, emnazel rasa maysalim ... 'Khalod shlonik?.... "eh .. em ha?.. Eh Z-z-z-zain..."
Shilat el babies...Kilwa7id kisheta wagfa wilma9a9a tet'hazhaz bain shfayfah.. Wa7ed ekhami6 eb le3bat el thani, wa7ed emachi3 sha3ar el thanii.. Wa7ed yasket ethani yabdi..Taalii el ga3da el omahat yezhegun oo ege6onhum 3al khadam hahaii a7sannn chabaw...

Shfehom My Comments !! =@

2008-12-30T07:27:00.000-08:00

Blogger ba6 chabde el9ara7a! Ma 9arat!.. Kil shway someone mentions inaa I didn't approve of their comment, WALLA WALLA MO ANA!.. Blogger's eating my comments! =@ Agol ana shesalfa akhr fatraa my comments qalaw wayeed 3an gabel ma3ana the visitors ga3den ezedon rapidly..

Lo sema7t Blogger, tesana3 la arinik kaf wasan3ik, khosh?
Chood el 6ag efeed weyak ana agol =P

Sam7uni ya jemhore lool =P Its not me o rabbi..

P.S. Hatha el Post ehda2 to 9adeeqti Z.Lari looool =P.. 3ashan t3arfeeeeeeen yal booma eni a7ibich =*

6a2ifiya !!

2008-12-28T11:35:00.000-08:00

Its over the top.. Ga3id yzeed bel Q8 eb shakil mo 6abee3i..

Yoba Kilna Wa7id! Wallaa El 3atheeeem Kilna Wa7id!.... What happened to other things that really do matter?! Neya 9afya wil a3mal el 6aybaa wil eeman el qawi eli rabna yabee mina? :S I dont get why mawtho3 elmarja3 is so much more publicised than things like Birr el walidaiin. You know how many parents ma7thofen eb Dar el3ajazah? Willa 6a3at elzouj? Bas fal7een et6awloon elsankom..

So2al.. Jad jad.. Lo wa7id mathalan afreeqi eb we96 el jahala o el poverty oo takhaluf.. 3alemoh el deen il islamy, bs ne9a ghala6.. O thall 6ul 3omraa ya7sb ina hatha 9a7 oo esawi chthe.. Eb meezan saye2ata? La'a 6ab3an! Laish? La2aana Elneyya mawjoda, 3adel wla la2?

Hatha o Hatha nafs el shay.. 3abeed allah..
Siny wila Shee3i.. You're both trying to get to the same place, you both have the same target..

Ya3ni ams i overheard a conversation bain two salaf.. Discussing mu7arram.. Jad jad en9edamt min kalam'hum el waqi7. Ma twaqa3t ina el 3nadd yo9al laih hal mar7ala. Ako nas amretha walah amretha. Elii y7eb el rasol qa9bin 3alaih y7eb 2alih, regardless of your math'hab! Hatha lo kan 9ej e7eb rasoolah oo deenah..

Waaay baskom tekefer eb ba3ath oo 9eraw 3ala galb wa7id! YAHH! 3awayil ga3deen yetdameroun wesebba hal salfa! SHnu ya3ni 'laa ma arafej hathi hathi she3eya/snneya'.. SHNOO?!?! WMin metaa! Bs abi a3arf mtaa bdat hal sowalif, 3omre I never saw this stuff happen bain ahalna aw bel madrsa. Sickness wallah.

Ooo ta7iyaa 7ag eli mayfargoun.. el 'political liberals' or whatever they're called, wala intaw 3ala rasi. Lo mu entaw chan elkuwait tedamerat mn zeman.

7asaafa wallah 7asafa :(

P.S. ALLAH ekoon eb 3ounkom ya Gazza! Elmathlom yakhth 7aggah.. Alla ya5th'hum enshalla, lo e7a9ily wallah afqe9'hom wa7id wa7id..

Do YOU Know me?

2008-12-22T12:04:00.000-08:00

Okay.. this whole figuiring out who ppl are thing is still on my mind.. O feenii futhooool =D.. So i introduce to you....

e7e7e7eemmmmm....

THE IDENTITY EXPERIMENT

If you know who I am, comment (anonymously or not, 3ala ra7atkom) and say Yes :P .. And I prefer if you can give me a few other details to confirm, like mathalan wain adres aw esmi el kamiil? shdarach its me (a7ad galich, wla u figuird it out).. :P

Comments will NOT be published :D

P.s. Dont be wussies =] DO IT

Anonymity..?

2008-12-21T11:19:00.000-08:00

Ahlan eb jemhori el 3azeez :P.. Shlonkom? Shakhbarkom?.. And no, ana mo zaina la2ana 9arly sbo3 bs khala9t 5 notes oo 7adi baru7 feha =D..

Anyways, ga3ad ana o my blog-obsessed friend Noonie (Hay ya7mara shonech :P I know ure reading this oo 7bait agolich ina aljeld.. 6abaqah... looool gamay thelfay dersay bsich blogs- dnt worry ppl, inside joke =]..) ga3adna ensolif 3an bloggers, and their real identities. 6la3at wayed personally t3aref bloggers, or knows ppl who know them personally. Awal shay en9edamt la2ana jad it turns out ina 7ata lo u dont say much about urslf online, several people are bound to fuguire out who you are.

Rayii? Shay jameel el 9ara7a. Okay I wouldn't FLAUNT my name ashkaraa, oo add bloggers bel facebook and stuff.. Bs etha u happened to figuire who I am (wether you like me or not) ma 3indi manii3. Mara7 y9er feeni paranoia o umbaih fethee7aa umbaih som3ety - bel3ax I'd like to take credit for my stuff! loool.. Ma shuf ina 3omre ketabt shay I should be ashamed or embarassed of, aw 7a6ait obscene innapropriate stuff . Its all just me. Bel3ax aftekher eb blogy anaa - And you should be too!

Bas umbaih shkether banaat 7ADHOOOM the opposite - Sowalif they close down their blog, or go private just for the sake of anonymity. I really don't understand why =[.. O nu9hom banat sh7lailhom mo7taremat ywanson o bloggathom shzeenha... Laish t76ona private?

Seriously.. I don't understand laish msawen such a huge fuss.. :S..
Can someone please enlighten me? :P..
O what do you guys think? Whats your position in this whole ma3ma3a? Yay or nay for anonymity?

O salamatkum :P

P.S. Noonie chenech nsetay twareni shay? :P Tawni astaw3b ;p

Kwait..? Sh3alamich 9ayra Khebla..

2008-12-18T10:40:00.000-08:00

Hmm.. today I had my first real 6al3a min yeet, thanks to emte7anatna el ma2saweya eli waray o el agenda el '9areef elii shtkaitlekom 3anna gabel cham youm. Raqabt el wath3 3adel. O kteshaft shay.. LEQ8 METGHAYRA .. eeh na3am, wa6ana el jameel metghayer. Mo WAYED.. O not all changes have been to the bad, but theyre still changes.. And i hate changes ;@

Tes2eloni Nano shlon metghayra el q8? O ra7 agolekom kakatha (adre 7ada mala shghl bs shtahait agol hakatha)

1. Za7ma Khaffat shway wla tarawalii? ..

2. Elkhaz 9ar la2 la2.. Dasha el ma63am ana asalim 3ala rab3ii o alimhom (mo shayfathum 9arle cham shahar!) Jad walla yemkin 80% min eli mawjuden ga3den e6al3on 6awlatna! O ma kina ga3deen ensawi z3aj aw shay 3ashan walla agol ma3alaih khtar3aw shway... 3aadii kena! Sowalif 'Haaa saro! 6ltaay! Shakhbarich 7abebte shtegtlch.." *bosa, bosa*... Eli yesma3 nagazt o 9araakht oo bchait.. 7ta bel 7amam! A3adel sha3re bel manthara eli yami tkhezni THROUGH THE MIRROR o akhezha back o mat7arek khazatha! shtabeen!

3. El Hailag 9araw AHLAG.. La la el 9ara7a sme7uli, sheft ashkal elyoum 9ij baghait abchy menha. Inshala ma talbseen cowboy hat oo thigh-length boots 3ashan ray7a starbucks.. Inshalla tafkhat e7jabich mo triple 7ajem rasech. Inshala mat76een TAAJ FOG 7JABCH.. (eeeh eeeh taj fog 7jabha!).. Walla sheft wa7ed labes Hoody a9far fesfory bu6 el 3ain wily yabha 3abala "jathab" lool

4. Chna el Q8 matnaana? :P.. I saw maybe 8 or 9 chuby families elyom and couldn't help noticing ina obese people are on the rise bel q8... tut tut.. Tghathaw 3adel ya nas, baskom hardees tali elail.

4. People are being bitchy to strangers? shnu ya3ni t6al3eni min fog laih ta7at la2ani labsa nafs alwan badletech.. Sheno ya3ni ga3ed el 7abeeb akhir el ma63am ekhezni chiny bayga 6abaqa o oho eli dafi3.. Shtabi!.. Most bitches y6l3onli bel 7amam.. Sowalif hair flipping and eye rolling. Gamaaaw zain.

5. Ra9eedi gam e6awel :D.. Its because of that free madre to madre sheno mo?.. Shdarani 3anhom mqaldeen ViVa.. Walla thak el youm 3abait 10 6awelat akthar mn kal 3ada, shughel 3adel Q8.

6. China spiky straightened hair is back in fashion guys, haa? Elyom wayed sheft 9yakhaa.. Some nice shughel 9alonat oo some efashil china emshayer bel straightner bel thalma. A7san, usually egar3oon bel eshta and i HATE gar3at.. ta3aqat 3ogob ma okhoy gara3 o 9ar rasa chna kiwi.

7. Soog el Kuwait Met7asin! Dashait H&M (which was KHMAM bel summer..) oo shway fera7t ina el betha3a eli yaybenha nafs bethaa3at you-know-where.. La o a7la b3d :$ LOOOl ma baghait i add the last bit.. Ebachy :P

8. Chna el garsonat gamaw wa7ed ya36on sefon?.. Jad 7atan thak el yom el garson mnafes 3ala oboy wekalma eb slub zbala.. 6ab3an babati el qawi zaffa zafa mo7tarama o ta2adab.. Bs elyom a9arekh wala anaaadii anaadiiii 'EXCUUUUSEE MEEEEH' laa la makoo he's too far gone :P

9. Those sampler ladies khtefaw!! =D ! Hathola el khblat eli gha9eb beshamimunkum akhr 36r... Seriously elyom bs wa7da shamimatni ree7a.. El baji khtefaw. There always had to be one lady yam el booth mal chanel 9ob madkhal IKEA tarketh waray GHA9EBB SHIMAYY EL 36R EL YDEEED.. bs elyom chna ma5tha coffee break yom dashaiat =D 7ADI fera7t lama ma lgaitha :P

10. Many Lexuses on the road, no? Akthar min gabel :P ... 3afya 3afya 3ala 3yal deeerti =] Baskm Camry :@

11. WA AKHEEERAN el nas malaw min Polo RL... Ma gmt ashuf as many Ponies bel sekka

12. El3moom ranita 'Moseqa' !.. Y3ni gabel kel ma a7ad ran talifona asma3 9ott Rwaished, Rashid, Nawaal, Majeed.. Witha wa7da tafha asma3 Khalid elrandy hehe.. Bss hal ayam el kil 7a6li piano music oo turkish madre sheno.. Yahhh!! Shsalfa

13. Wayyy too much Iraqi music bil seka bain el syayeer :P Kelshay 6ra6a6aw

That's it for now.. I think.
I'll edit if I think of anything else :P
Ciao Losers

So Much To Do, So little time =/ !

2008-12-16T04:09:00.000-08:00

Mithel ma tadruun (aw ma tadrun) raddait el Kuwait for the Christmas break.. Bedal ma etkoon a joyful, happy resting experience la7ath't iny MATHGHO6A HNE AKTHAR ;@...

Sharkoni shway bily emwaterniiii....

Awalan lazim ADRES hne cuz I have my exams a week 3ogob ma arja3 you-know-where.. Ya nass el manhaj dasem oo kamiyyaa... o Nano el shgardeya mo badya shay, bs garya abt 8 notes out of 30 (per subject, ha? eee eee 30 notes per subject bakhale9hom in 3 weeks)..
My friends lai7een ma 6la3t weyahm ;/ !. Im so bad kelyom agul bacherrr bacherr oo i never get to it .. tanseeqi ghala6 eb ghala6.. 3ogb bacher lazim lazim enshala
Waray malyon wa7da o wa7da lazim adeg 3alaiha o at2asaf iny ga63a ma ga63a.. Oh yeah thakartuni lazim aroo7 asalem 3ala 3maty o 3amii... Shakli banzaff minhom b3d ;/ !

Melchatt my cuz next week, madreee what to wear o shasawi eb sha3re =[.. Its like a small house melcha cuz madre meno tawa metwafii.. So abi shay simple.. Suggestions?
I keep making promises o as7ab wat2asaf la2ana waray malyon shaghla.. I have a feeling no one beleives me any more :P
Waray worm life cycles lazm a7fth-hum =[ Basically lazim ta7fetheen what happens to the worm min awal ma they develop till they die.. O kil cycle amlaq min el thanya, O KEL CYCLE GHAIR 3AN EL THANYA... The funny part? There are 15 cycles bel manhaj... 7anano mo 7ata fat7a el nota :P ya 7alaaawaaaa
Lazim adeg 3ala el Landlord el ghabi wagola el ajar 9arla 2 months ma ensa7ab.
I'm turning 18 ... wain bada3es driving lessons eb hal agenda el jameel? :@
3indi 3 esteqbalaat next week oo madre shalbes..
Madre shasawy eb sha3re! Abi taghyeeeeer bs madre what to go for..Wa7da tgoli 9ebgheeeh, ethanya tgoli reday 3al caraih, elthaltha tgoli khalich che.. =[ Its shoulder length oo black o kela asawi farg 3al side, o ana baitha lool.. so gimme suggestions shnu elog.
Lazim athabe6 chemistry tuition 7agi ana wel khamma.
Waray 800 word essay due 3ogob bacher, o 7ata madre what its about.
Ana o A 3indina Presentation weya b3th on the week nerja3 feeh, o MA BEDAINA SHAY!.. Oo its hard =[..
Alawe3 chabdkom? 6al3atli either a zit or a mosquito bite on my chin o t3awerne ='[

Azeeedkom elsh3r bait? Azeeed el nar 7a6aaab? Aghamej el 7omrah? ... I AM WASTING ABOUT 4 HOURS A DAY MJABLA HAL FACEBOOK EL ZEFT!!.. WAGTAAAAAAAA???

Iff... Plz a7ad e6egni 6rag please yabeeni 6ag ana seriously slap me back to reality ppl =[

Khosh 3eed Agol :P

2008-12-10T13:34:00.000-08:00

3eed bel Ghrba.. Enough said :P

00:00 I was at Abraro's house, 7aail daga el chay za3faran (with hail :P) trying to finish my lab book.

2:00 I was safe and sound at home, dancing around and tidying up the house, "celebrating" 3eed.

3:00 frantically trying to finish my lab book, driking redbull and coffee to stay awake (simultaneously, loool aham shay :P)

5:00 Showered and did my hair, kamalt el lab book.. Darastli 2 notes. Yes, darast youm el 3eed :P

9:30 R7t el jam3a (yes people, WA9ALT OO DAWAMT EB AWAL YOUM EL 3EED..).. Lab was BORING bs ga3deen insolef o netha7ak wa7na daykheen..

1:00 Ga3adt a3aayiiid el naaaas =D.. Ga3da a7oos bel jam3a with a box of chocolates o kil ma shft q8i/q8iya or muslimeen aroo7 arez wayhe "3eedik Mbarak!" loool ya7lele =]

2:00 KHAMDA.. (till 5:00)

5:30 "Celebrated" 3eed in a kashkha indian rest. 3alaihom Khosh Korma :P F9alna shway. La mo shway, wayed. Shway o nen6ered.

6:30 Gumt re7t el library.. We booked a study group room.. Ga3adna shway o nabchi wa7na in7awil nestaw3ib sheno el assignment (bo madre cham word - due the following day tkhayelaww!! Laa o they assigned it about a month ago - laaiish laaaaiish ya Nano maa shtaghaltay 3alaih mn zman? Ayam el li3ib lama kintay fathya? LA2.. leave it to the last moment 3ashan atwahag youm el 3eed =] 3afyaah), fe9alna again, inzaffaina twice for being too noisy.. In total 7isna around the library going up and down the stairs, chatting, coffee-breaking, and wasting time for a grand sum of about 3 hours, and only sat down and did work for about 20 mins.

9:30 Raddait el bait, 7a66ait raaaaaaasiiii.. O nmt noma qaliqa.. Ga3da a7ati WHILST sleeping.. Ever got that? Kan waray a huge essay due the following day, o mo fahmetta 3adel, o my article source sakheef oo mo fahmitta 3adel.. Akhh Akser el kha6r..

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(the following day)

5:00 Woke up to do the essay!! Tkhayelaw!! =[.. 7ta ma shba3t nom :'[

3yal el gherbbaaa... Ma nakser el Kha6iirrr? eb thematkm ma nakser el Khaaaa6iiirr? :P :P O fog hatha kela mo rathyeen ezeedon ma3ashatna?! MEHH!

P.S. It was cloudy and rainy all day :)

P.P.S. Thalimat il denya at 4 pm :) :)

Sheno Hatha Eli Ga3ed Y9eer !!

2008-11-21T18:58:00.000-08:00

Sh9ayer bel denya? Garrebat youm el qeyama? Wela hal fasad kan dayman mawjood bas ana kent ghamtha 3an hal shay? Laish chethe 9ayreen el banat yfakroon? Whats going on ?!

A bunch of my crazy friends in the summer set up a crazy fake e-mail, pretending to be a guy, and ga3deen y6afrun banat, yestahbelon ysawon ro7hom guys, just to see what happens. Legaffa .., Anyway nesait el salfa ana bas ams my friend ga3da 3a6atni updates.. wow, 9ij en9edamt. Ma twaqa3t laih hal daraja ako banat maykhafoon rabhom. I won't go into details.. But its bad. Really bad!.. This is what I have to say..

"To Whom It May Concern..

There is only one "you".. You can either take care of yourself, or not. Its your choice. Allah 3a6ana kelna mokh to think with, o 3a6ana deen 3ashan it guides us through life. Ahalich eraboonich, bas after a while its up to you what you want to end up as. Ma7ad befeeedich aw etherich ghair ro7ich. The smart thing to do is to take the right path. Lel2asaf ana eli ga3da ashofa hal ayam ina a lot of girls have their judgements clouded.

9ar ma 9ar.. Ne9eebich oho ne9eebich! El shakh9 eli eb tezawejaina o yakmelech maktoob gabel la 7ata t6li3een min ba6en omich. O Sub7an alla it will be your "Mr Perfect".. 7atta lo things dont work out perfectly, ta2akiday inaa hatha qatha2 o qadar oo fee khair lich weya hal shakh9. Khosh? .. Inzain 3ayal LAIISH so many girls out there seem not to understand this?! Hal 7achi kelna n3arfa o sam3eena.. Bas sheno hatha eli entaw ga3deen tsawona? Ana mo fahma. Sheno "Im looking for Mr. right!" Ay Mr Right!.. Mr Right hatha malkom maktoob 3ind alla o khali9 amra :P

You sacrifice som3etech, theqat ahalich, 9ortich 3end el nas 3ashan a bunch of guys? T7e6een ro7ich eb mawqef yengal 3anich o 3an ahalich kalam shayn... T76een ro7ich eb mawqef ina 7atan el zbala eli ma yeswon egolon ahalich ma 3refaw erabunich? Is it really worth it?! 9ej 9ej is it worth the hassle?

Bacher lama tezawejain would you be proud of your past? You'd think ina none of it is worth it.. wallah el 3atheem ina hal 9bayan yenkhaf menhom! Matadroon laih jedam sheno momkin y9eer.. Ako wayed shabab ezbala, o ma 3endehom Thameer! Ma ykhafon 3ala khawathom oo banat derathom, 3adii yalfet elsana o ygool elii ygool.. Again, is it worth it? Bacher raylich aw oboch aw o5och yesma3 3anich kelma khaysa bain el shabab bel dewaniya yenkeser galba.. Mo 7aram 3alaich?

You should remember there is ONLY ONE YOU.. One one person deserves "you"! Mo nu9 shabab el kuwait! Intay ghalya mo rkhee9a, mo ay wa7id bel shari3 en3ejab feech gedar ege9 3alaich. Teeeh la o 3abalkom in the end they'd want to marry wa7da chthe? Bege6ich, o bedawerla theech el san3a el thgela el ghalya... Kho athbateela inich rkhee9a, akeed bege6ich o byakheth el ghaly el marghoob!

You know ina kelman yakheth 3ala gad neeta eb hal denya.. Tzra3 el khair, alla ya36eek el khair... Tsawi shar, testahal el shar. Good girls deserve good guys :)... Tara ako rab foug, el denya mo fotha.. Oo rabkom ya36eekom 3ala gad neyatkom oo ya36eekom eli testahlona.. ;) Wether that is "the good" or 'the bad"...

In the end you are a jewel.. You can either polish yourself and shine with pride.. Or throw yourself down the rocky mountains.. Its your choice. Deeraw balkom 3ala roo7kom. O tethakraw wallah walla ma teswa 3alaikom.

Your sincerely,
Nano Jenjeffa :P"

Ignorance Is Bliss

2008-11-18T19:04:00.000-08:00

Awalan.. I'd like to apologize for my neglect of the blogosphere :(.. Sam7uni Wallah! .. Everything is so rush rush loya loya I can't keep up with anything.. I hope I don't lose any of you guys :(..

Anyway, ako shay qaherni wayed wayed. A reliable source informed me that this zbala person has been talking garbage about a close friend.. Seriously bad, completely UNTRUE garbage ba3ad. Problem is, this reliable source made me promise ma asawi salfa/agol 7ag a7ad/confront the person bla bla, you know the drill. Mshkela this close friend has no idea, and she actually acts nice to zbala-person.. Aaakkhhh 7adi menqahra now its rattling around inside me, and the qahar-pulse is growing.. growing.. kil malaa o ga3da a3a9ib akthar o akthar.. Abi a9arekh.. but i know no sound will come out :(

Lo Agdar agulekm el salfa kelha you'd tear your hair out :P Lel2asaf ! Effff.. madre laish katba hal post.. Just felt like I needed to blow off some steam.. the rattling might stop :( Ever been in that position?

Ignorance is bliss.
...Was Bliss.

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P.S. I need some old-skool ways of staying awake when I cant :P.. Adreeeee mo zaiiin, but deep-study season is round the corner, and I need some help here :p

P.P.S I really dislike people who act like they have to make a heeeeooge effort just to smile and/or say hi! Its like I smile and stare at her.. O she gives me this teeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiinnnyy obviously forced smile bo 9ob wa7ed.. SHNU HATHA ! :@ That is so rude wallah..

P.P.P.S. I've discovered that there are many bad people in this world. Li awal marra eb 7ayati a7is badya ashof el 7aqara that exists, that I never used to see. Yay I think I'm finally growing up.

P.P.P.P.S. Whatever happened to Noufa's blog?

P.P.P.P.P.S i like these Post Script thingies =D

Lets all be honest.. :P

2008-11-11T18:37:00.000-08:00

Yalla 3ad commenters.. Be honest.. They can be anything on ur mind, whether its something to do with ur appearance, personality, way of life or whatever, it doesn't matter... As long as you're honest. This isn't anything to do with showing off or putting yourself down.. Its more of a banfejer kinda thing :P

List Four Things You Hate About Yourself

1- I hate how I detest being proven wrong in a deep heated discussion.. Andemej 7adi o m9adga 3omre then y9er ga9at face aaaaah :P
2- I hate how its so hard for me to get up early in the morning, since I can never have an early night in (siheera :P)
3- I hate how I shouldn't care what people think and say, but I still somehow do :(..
4- I hate how I always leave everything to the last minute.

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List Four Things You Love About Yourself

1- I love how I never realise when people have bad intentions (i.e neya shaina).. Kila arage3lehom in my own little world.
2- I love how its so easy for me to be myself.
3- I love my cookie dough dessert :$
4- I love the way I organise everything.. too bad i never stick with my plans :P

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And you? :P

Bath to Thkool.. Back to Thkool...

2008-10-29T16:31:00.000-07:00

.. To prove to dad that I'm not a fool.. haha tathkron that movie? Adam Sandler lost his touch.. He kinda was better ayam gabul. Actually, I take that back, cause i just remembered 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry', it was amazing. shufoo if you still havent.

It's funny how I we all kinda switch to "3e6la mode" soo soo easily, but struggle to switch back to "derasa mode" when school/uni starts.. Awal sbo3 or so mako estee3ab.. After that I feel like I'm in denial, and make mental lists of all the stuff I regret not doing in the summer (dont tell me you don't do that too ;p).. "Uff 7asafa ma re7t el ba7ar and got a deeper tan".. "Chan zain re7t Aqua Park! Min zeman ma r7t!".. Yet 6oul el summer ga3den slumbering around, bored with nuthing to do..

Anyway, lama adris I have different "modes".. Marra meshta6a, marra 3adi, , mara derasa bo6aga, mara wooww, marra bel gha9eb :P.. So I'll go through 2 of em... Its pretty interesting :P

Mode #1 : "Mali-Khlg-Bs-Gha9ba-Ru7i Mode".. Ninni elsha6ora first picks up a hot chocolate from Bucks, then grabs a bag of haribo jellies from the newsagents, promising herself she'll complete at least 3 lectures as well as an hour of pastpapers today.. To9al el library, sits in the corridor for a good 10 minutes chatting with zumala2.. Skips around looking for a good table, then picks one near the window.

Tfta7 her notepad and stares out of the window, taking a sip of her HC, fiddling with her gha6a and pen "shfee hatha maydish!?".. Then she reads awal 9a6ra and remembers Shayokh's ga6a about the Shamshamonigator and giggles silently. Tisra7 eb 9makh el malaysiya eli jdamha for a good 5 mins, ripping the gummy bear with her teeth and fingers in slooooowww moootion.. She decides that the other chair near the other windows was better after all "3ashan agdar arakez".. She moves her stuff.. Settles down, coughs. Tegra awal 9a6ra again. She remembers the pack of Hubbabubba gum in her bag, and pulls open her bag searching for it. After another 10 minutes of message-sending with Zuzu, she reads awal 9a6ra again. She decides to do pastpapers first.

She opens her paspaper journal and spends 3 minutes "istaw3ebing" ina she brought the chemistry journal, not bio. Faj2a her phone is ringing silently, its her mom. She hurries outside quickly to answer her. A good 45 minutes well spent, she decides as she strides back to her seat with a smirk on her face. The clouds have shifted and now the sun is making her squint. She shuffles to a third desk, wondering what it would be like to study with sunglasses on.. she receives a message, its from Lj.. "Haiiw banat 7ayakom elsahra 3inde elyum i rented a movie o ensawi popcorn o na6lb 3asha, Ta3alaw che at eight".. Ninni texts her back "Chub, mobkaifech ana al7een yaya (a)" She throws her stuff into her bag, and heads off.. And she still can't remember what that 'awal 9a6er' was...

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Mode #2 The "Faj2a-I-Soooo-Wanna-Study" Mode. Boy, do I love this mode :P Lo knt 3aysha 6ol el sina 3ala hathailak el "modes", I'd never pass :P.. Hal mode, 9ij inaa e9adifni very unfrequently, MAKES UP A LOT for my kharab-derasa.. Ninni elsha6ora tdish el library witha redbull in her hand. She dashes past evryone, hurrying to the corner where no one ever goes. within 3 hours she has finished 5 notes, starting the 6th, when Lj txts her "yalla emshay coffee break!"... She replies "la2 ru7aw intaw, I have a lot to catch up on"... She takes a break ba3ad sa3a, after another 2 notes have been completed. She drinks coffee, and bites a bagel. Trid el library, speeding through the notes very efficietly and thoroughly. Khale9at the bio notes eli weyaha, she starts on the Biochemistry notes.. within 2 hrs, the library is scarce and Ninni mkhal9a 2 biochem notes, one of which was verrryy difficult, which she had been dreading and avoiding. Her phone keeps buzzing silently as she gets thgha6 messages from her friends 'Ninni yal 3ayara mn meta u skip coffee?! Golay mali khlg kaak".. "3shtaw wala gmna nadrs :P"... She switches off her phone <-- la la qaweia ;p

At last te6la3 min el library, o tmur her friend, exchanging notes and watching tv and eating pizza.. She heads home, redbull.. starts a new pastpaper journal... Shee izz on a rooolllll... later.. Its 4 am, el shams bte6la3.. She has just finished the journal, skimming through the new one. Ofaayyyy sheno sho3or 7elo lama adish hal mode :P Bs moshkela yabela mazaaaaaaaj o redbullll and goodnews of some kind :P.. and it happens once every blue moon.. I'm sure you've all experienced a similar mode.. O bs tnamen.. Tgomen chak boom youre in normal derasa mode..

Sucks :P

P.S. any comments that run along the lines of 'waaiih basich redbull mo zain' or 'Girl ease on the redbull, my bro gam yaryf 7ail mara." WILL BE DELETD ! .. meh .. Squeeze me, exam stress ;

Home Sweet Home !

2008-10-19T15:19:00.000-07:00

Well, not exactly.. It's been about a week since I moved into my new appartment. Its great except for the stubborn boiler which seems to heat the water when I don't need it, and ignore me when I switch on the timer. Ba6 chabde walla kil ma adish batsaba7 the water's freezing, and when I'm just washing the dishes or smth the water's nice and hot.

I got 2 cool new canvases - one of Audrey Hepburn and one of Marylin Monroe (scroll). I also got a plasma screen 3shtaw lool ;P. O zoleya eraniya - 3eemia mako fayda :P. I also had my first big hoo-haa 3azeema. It was soooo hectic and waking up in the morning to dirty dishes felt like shit. L kanat maretha today - she threw up like 5 times oo m9akhna. Irrelevant mo? :P

I seriously want to cook! Walla abi at3alam! Im so shitty walla, ma3aref ghair Caesar Salad, mashed tatoes (bs theyre yumm), pasta and paninis and stuff. Abi asawii sowalif bal3a like machboos oo marag rubyan and stuff.. Ako amal?!

I also got this little grill thingy that I have no idea what to do with except grilled cheese toasties. Any ideas?.. Abi asawi Steak and stuff bas I have no idea how to start :P.. I asked my mom for ideas malyon marra bs for some reason I can NEVER remember the stuff she says... Plus the ingredients she uses are hard to find here, mo ga3den bel kuwait kho. Minwainly jarjeeer o za3tar o rab3a?

Elbanat ghaseb bezekhooni High School Musical 3.. I dont want to go, smthing tells me I'll break down crying nu9 el movie :P.. My lil bro's crazy about them and It'll be too much. I wanna go see Burn After Reading oo House Bunny, abeeeehhooooommm....

Anyway thanks 7ag el 9barew weyay o ma shaloni mn their blogeeh list.. These 2 weeks have been tooo tooo much.. I have a million ppl I have to call and a million thngs to do.. Oo 7adda el ashya2 ga3da tetrakam now I have this huge pile that's gonna take forever to get rid of... Iff... Mali Khlg..

Bye baro7 atsaba7 :P

Anybody Miss Me? :$

2008-10-09T15:48:00.000-07:00

Sorry its been a while.. I'm moving into a new flat and I've just started dawam fa things are pretty crazy right now.. Just dont forget me ;p

I shall be baaack =]
Stay tuned folks.

Ugh Get Out of My Room !!

2008-09-26T17:40:00.000-07:00

Man, its Rmethan.. Elnas 9ayma o malha khelg, yabun el wagt emur bser3a.. Why WHY on earth do you think its part of your routine to wake me up at 10am!? Its not as if I have school or somthing. Wilmshekla mayfechun lama ta7geron.. They keep coming back..

...I hear soft pats of her slippers on the floor... You sense her approaching you... Her soothing warm voice fills your ears after 6 hours of blissful silence.. "Ninni.. Ninni yala inta gom... Ninni alheen sa'a ashra.. Yalla goomi..Ninni, yalla goom!"... "Inzaiiiin..." I mumble from under the covers. She's getting physical now, shaking my shoulders and tapping... I'm starting to get annoyed. I turn over and wedge the blanket underneath my chin and clear my throat...

Ayam el highschool bel Kuwait, getting up used to be pretty easy. Madre laish bs inaa lama tyee tga3edni el khadama I just get it over with and shuffle off to the bathroom, min awal marra tyee tga3edni i get up. So t3awadt ina i wake up 3ala6ool..

"Ninni ana ygol hag baba!"... "Golay 7ag baba, shasawi".. I'm raising my voice slightly... "Mariah ana ma3indi school! Mako jam3a! Khaleeni anaam! Ifff!"... Suddently bright piercing sunshine rays pierce into my closed eyelids, giving me a jolt.. "Maria!! Maria sakray el setara!" Banam!"... I hear her slippers as she walks out, ignoring me... "Ana a3almich!" I mutter, kicking the blanket off me and racing towards the curtains...

But ayam el derasa in youknowwhere, I used to wake up with my own self-managed mobile alarm.. Its either that or the slams of my friends fists on my appartment door after sleeping through two lectures.. Lool it was always funny opening the door for them and racing back to my bed and ignoring their presence... They'd poke around the flat for a while yt3abethon then get bored and come back to force me to get ready.

.. I hear her come back and refasten the curtain, revealing the bright sunshine yet again.. "Maria!! Bas khaleeeni anaaam!".. "Ay Maria! Ana a7mad! GAMAY o 9emakh! Omi tabeech yalaa gamay!"... "A7mdo?! A7mdo fich 3ani jad min9eji! Abi anam, ma waray shay!" My throat is now parched and dry from all the squealing, i swallow painfully to soothe it... "Yalla Gomay! O yala gomay! O yala Gomay! Aiwa Aiwa Aiwa." He drums loudly on my table, checking out his hair in the mirror with vanity as he did so...

My mom's one of those people who loves it when the whole family's up by 11am, 3ashan netrayag together and see each other etc etc.. Bs kelna neweema o engom bel ghaseb ela ehya :P.. So to her, waking us up 10 minutes before fo6or is really depressing and is always done with "a39ab".. walla tga3edna min el noum wihi mnafsa o tet7al6am.. "eee ee namay laiil 6 !! Madre shal ma3eesha!"... Inzain ana mstansa, laish etnashbune ;(

.. I pull the covers over my head, trying to block out the light. Its soothing and comfortable for a while.. Then it started to get uncomfortably stuffy from all my breathing.. I parted the blankets just enough to let in some fresh air. Even the smallest opening allows the painfully disturbing rays to splash in.. Mako faydaa.. I kicked off the blankets and sealed the curtains off... I jumped back into my warm bed..

I'm not the kind of person who likes to have naps in the middle of the day. Ana 3inde etha banam, ANAM 3ADEL.. I dont do stupid little 2 hr naps o madre sheno.. I wudn't wake up, trust me. Ya3ni etha nemt at like 5pm, I'd wake up at like 2am.. And mess my sleeping schedule up even more. I dont know how people do it I'm serious! Oh yeah and etha banam noma traye7ni 3adel, Id have to lie in bed for like an hour after waking up.. Chethe just cuddled up within my blankets, listening to smthning 3al iPod or call my missed callers..

.."Ninni O ninni... Ninni o Ninni!... Gamay yallaa!! Yalla Gomay Laa al7eeen af9eqech!!".. I feel his weight pressing on me as he leans against me.. "A7mdo gom!! HAY mo th3ef enta, ha?! GOOOOOM!".. I struggled to push him off as he laughed hysterically - I knew that laugh.. that high pitched ma9khara laugh he uses to annoy me.. I got up and punched his stomache with all my might, trying to hurt him.. he laughed more.. I grabbed hold of the tissue box and threw it in his direction, and missed. More hysterical laughter.. I decided to ignore him and nestled back into my bed..

Seriously I want someone to help me sleep less.. I feel like I'm the only person out of all of my friends who sleeps this much. Also, I can;t go to bed unless I'm REALLY REALLY tired, otherwise I just lie there thinking and tossing and turning. So Like ayam el derasa I go to bed at like 2am o akhmid 3ala 6ool..

...Suddenly a freezing cold shot of water is squirted on my face.. What the?!.. I look up.. A7mdo's playing with my contact lenses solution.. And aiming it at my face.. "Alla wanasa qawi.." He sprays it all over my cupbaord doors.. Ignore... "Sheno hatha? Shesawi?" he's fiddling with my eyelash curlers.."A7MAAAAAAAAADD" I Shreikh.. "Barraa!!!" ...

Oh yeah... I hate sleeping when its too hot :S.. I prefer wearing short shorts and a tee and crank the takeef up or leave the window open if im in you-know-where, then asheb el seshwar ooo adafi the inside of my blanket nest.. Then like i nestle in.. Lool its stupid adre bs the seshwar thing is soooooooooo niiice :P

...And thats when I break down in tears.. "7araam 3alaikom! Matkhalon el wa7id enam! Ana hnak ma ashba3 nom min el dawam o ayee el q8 abi arta7 chethe tsawoon fenee?! Shtaboon feneee khaloonii anaaaaammm".. I rubbed my eyes as I sobbed. A7mado laughs again.. "Inzain inzain yal de3la, namay..." He walks out laughing with my lenses solution.. I walk after him, slam the door shut and lock the door.. I nestle back into my bed... Thats when I notice that I am wide awake..

Oops ;p

Shop Assistants.

2008-09-20T17:23:00.000-07:00

Scenario # 1: I'm in VaVaVoom in Marina with my friends at the Benefit counter.. Checking out stuff with my friends, playing with the mascaras and fiddling with the fake lashes.. A woman dressed in white approaches us, cutting us mid laugh...

Woman: Hi Ma'am may I help you?..

Me: No Thanks.. *smile*

Woman: *stands there watching the three friends sampling the products, not moving an inch*

The three friends uncomfortably move on to the Chanel counter and start sampling the concealer swatches.. Another woman dressed in white pops out of nowhere...

Woman: Madam biddak tjarbee shee?

Me: Laa mashkora..

Woman: Hayda concealar fazee3 lel sahrat with cover let2eel, masalan lo rei7a 3iress aw shi..

Me: La mashkora bs ga3da a6ale3 *smiles*

They quickly shuffle towards the perfume samples and give each other whiffs of their favourite perfumes.. Another alien appears..

Woman: Ma'am dis perpume is por Nina Ricci, limited eddition... *Sprays a tester card, hands over*..

Me: No Thanks, I have it *laughs*

Woman: Yes it is porteen KD ma'am, And you get pree lotion with it ma'am..

Me: Offfff imshaw imshaw..

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Scenario #2: I'm at Sultan Centre on my own, picking up a few things.. I couldn't find anyone to help me find a basket cuz dasha min el the Exit door haha ..

Me: Excuse me?.. Excuse me?.. (mako fayda, ya7geron... aw cant hear..) *piles things into arms, makes way towards shampoos.. drop a bottle on floor... Can't pick it up, arms full - no one arnd to help... 6aff ignores shampoo, takes another..*

Me: Ecuse me!

Guy: Yes ma'am..

Me: Do you know where the microwave popcorn is?

Guy: Wait ma'am, I'll ask... *walks towards another filipino, mutters... other filipino dissapears* Wait ma'am, one second... *both dissapear*..

Me: Malat 3alaikom zain?.. *loses balance, almost falls.. labello falls off pile.. crosses legs and crouches trying to reach it..*

Khosh manthar ha?

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Ya3ni la chethe wela chethe! Its either we cant find anyone around, and everone's ignoring us.. Or they wanna sit in your lap and talk you through buying kelshay ;/ !..God, I know you people are just doing your jobs and helping us out, but COME ON stop shoving the products down out throats! Mo qa9ib.. Ask if we want assistance, and if not go away! Just because dashaina ma7al mo shar6 it means we HAVE to buy something.. Most of the time we're just looking around. And stop the whole moraqaba thing.. I hate that the most, it worse than the garga. Specialy if it was a high-class shop. They literally SCAN you as you cruise around, as if they're waiting to catch you sneak something into your handbag..

I know they're probably bored with nothing to do all day, but that's not an excuse. Ako shops I dont go to unless I have to min hal 7arakat, like VaVaVoom (which is a shame cause its so fun to go in and try out the products..)..Back off, dudes and dudettes, its really uncomfortable for us to look around when theres someone breathing down our neck...

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P.S 7abait i point out two things that are annoying me wayid this Rmethan.. Firstly, sumthings bugging me with Maysa2 Maghrebi's fawazeer - they are ultra gay and WHATS UP WITH miming along to a GUY'S VOICE?! shsalfa :S.. Secondly, why are all these ungrateful greedy ppl calling up these prizeshows? O lama they win shay zgher yet7al6lemon? Msken Nawaf Alqattan egol 7ag el bnaya 'Fztay weyana 200 dollar!! 7lween ha?!".. O she's like "ehehe la2"... 6A HATHE wala ma teste7i... Tyos.

P.S.S madre P.P.S (someone confirm :p).. 3abeer Al-Jini.. Please please stop crying.. That's all you do in ALL of your scenes.. Walla thak el youm abi anam o her crying voice was ringining in my head... Chub ! :p

P.S.S.S madre P.P.P.S .. What does P.S stand for? And P.P.S madre P.S.S..?

And we would all live in harmony...

2008-09-14T10:41:00.000-07:00

I've told people this story many many times before, and I think I should say it again :)...

Once upon a time lived a young Kuwaiti muslim girl, who didn't prey. I used to think of it as kinda like "madree, enshalla one day at3awad and I'll do it right, 5 times a day and all.. Not now...".. .. Asma3 el athan and I feel nothing, people talk about 3athab el gabur akhtere3 shway then go back to my old self. Kent madre, makhaf :p.. I think most 'Non-prayers' would agree with me on this. Oo when I decide iny bat3awad a9ali, at3ayaz, kela mali khlg.. Or agol 'Bacher bacher'... and never start.

Yatni fatra everything sucked in life. I was about 13-14 years old. My grades faj2a hit the ground, my friends turned all weird on me (plus we were in that weird popularity-contest age, which sucked even more), kela hwash weya ahalii, my brothers seemed to hate me faj2a, even my cousins i remember i was having fights with khaltee and her daughter, I was gaining weight and hated it, I was going through the ugly preteen phase.. Madre madre everything sucked all of a sudden. I was very slowly steering towards teen depression.

Then one day I had enough and felt I had no one to turn too. Chan agom atwatha o a9alii. This might sound like something off a movie, bas walla since hal youm my life changed. I changed eb kel na7ya. Everything became better.. At the time (short term effects..), my grades went upupup, i started making all these new friends madre min wain, my parents faj2a gumt afhamhom and we went along great.. Wallah ma age9 3alaikom, It was unbeleivable.. And it seemed the more I did, the better stuff went.. So I started doing extra stuff like reading ad3eya from time to time, and qor2an.. 7asait I was getting everything I wanted,, And if they didn't go the way i wanted to, somehow something else happened yartheenii. I started seeing things I never saw before, wallah WALLAH i saw miracles, actual miracles happen jedam 3yoni, things that can never ever be considered as "co-incidental".. THATS what kept me going. I decided, 9AMAMt ina mara7 atrek el 9alat, cuz I will never be whole min ghair rabbi.

Khalokom ma3ay shway :P. Sometimes Allah feels like we're steering away from him. Fa e7e6lena all these crazy obstacles in life to see how we're gonna go back to him, yeshtag 7ag 9ot do3a2na.. Dont tell me lamma a7ad close faj2a yetwaffa, or someone gets seriously ill, materje3on 7ag rabkom. Mojarrad bas tHINKING, HOPING allah does shay to help u.. Even hardcore atheists have confessed to this. Its crazy how we all seem to forget allah when we're havign a good time, but when we need him , malna ghaira. Mankind is dumb :P

I'll say this again for the millionth time..El deen mo an 'All or Nothing' or 'Black and White' mas2ala. Its not either ana a6awel le7yeti oo aga9er dshdashti o arka3 90 times a day a9eer the good guy, and if I dont I'm bad o I have to be raye7 fehaaa kela sins and bad intentions.. It's 'EVERY LITTLE HELPS' (Im writing this post o Im certainly not perfect, I dont wear 7jab and I listen to songs etc etc) Keeping food intentions (neya 9afya) guarantees many many many of these 'little things' to happen min ghair ma t7son aw tla7thon..

Ok fo Ive spoken about how I felt ayam eli ma kent a9ali.. What about now? What do I feel now? (walla min ghair exaggeration - i know 7ada corny bs wala true)...

I feel strong and I feel like I can go through anything madam alla foug. I feel close to him, maste7i mena and im not ashamed of wala shay jedama. I feel like anything I want, ohwa awal wa7id a6liba mena. And i still see miracles! I feel like my mind, body and soul is protected.. And sometimes, when i squint hard into my thoughts... I can clearly clearly clearly see ina ana 3aysha 3ashan rabii bas...I see NOTHING else... Then back my day to day realities, el shay6an comes along and drowns this a little, and other sakhafat join my priorities that shouldnt be there... But hey, its still there ;)

Atmana hal e7sas el kel yash3er feeh, la2ana mako ay 7sas bel denya a7la mina! elmoshkela anyone can achieve this.. bs 7asafa....el shay6an gader 3alaina as a race . Alla y7ebna sooo soo much, Ya36ena kel hal 3ez which we take for granted, and even destroy, o yrage3lena when we dont deserve it, and gives us sa3ada when we dont deserve it, catches us before we hit the ground.. He is the Only one eho would never ever turn his back on you lo shemsawia, and is always literally by your side and always there for u,, waiting for you...Ysame7kom in a second lo shemsaween if u truely regret.. .. Alla yahdeeena Jemee3an ;)

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So try it... Isteghalaw hal shahar, its rmethan!
Mara7 takhseron shay :)... The exact opposite will happen. Hardest part is the begining, getting used , pushing urself off ur butt to get ur arms and feel wet and its sooo cold ... But with time, your body and mind yet3awad. Lamma e9er around wagt el athan you'll remember 'Ohh ta3alaw mta y2athen'.. Getting off ur butt will be like brushing ur teeth in the morning. O lamaa u tell urself 'ka ka al7en agom a9ali'.. Its like a burden, making you feel guilty so you'd eventually get up... Tet3awedon and it fits easily into your lifestyle.

And take care of yourselves. Tara eldenya ma teswa.

You know you're watching a Khaleeji mosalsal when...

2008-09-08T09:33:00.000-07:00

All drunk guys sing dumbass songs lama eredon el bait sekara.

Kel el adraj bel bait fathya o bas fehom the exact thing the actor was looking for :P.. Like mokhadarat or smthing

All teenage highschool girls are either boyaatt or the poor innocent lonely bullied type eli talzeg bel ablah oo el ablah tmoot feha, lool scenario 7afthena.

Lama e6eg el jaras, no matter WHAT time of day it is, lazim el couple ekonon ga3den yshreob chay and one of them exclaims "Min yayna hal 7aza!"

"Normal" ppl wake up, go to sleep, give birth, and even die with full make-up on. Guys included.

Kids talk like el kalam 7afethohom ya.. "Yuma, ana, em, ana a7ebech, lat-hideena".. All of this is said weya ebtesaama shaga el wayh wela chna oma 3ala frash el moot.

Any "comedic" scenes are accompanied with a dumb 3abee6 style trumpet tune, u knw the type? And if one of the guys falls over y7e6on 9ot el 6OONGG sound mal the big drum. O etha its a drama, lazim very annoying piano tunes start off at every scene.

Two people whisper to each other VERY VERY VERY loudly, loud enough for the mic to pick up clearly, o lama the third person asks 'Shitgoloon?' ... 'Eeh laa la wala shayy :/.." Puhhlease.

All kids are adorable and sit down quietly with the khadama watching tv. Mako shay esma le3eb korat qadam bel bait, or la3been bel chabret aw kasreen gla9, like normal sane kids.

Ppl wave in the background :P..

Kil 3ashig bel denyaa rasam o yarsem 9orat 7abebta in watercolour. Then she dumps him for a millionaire.

Lama the grandchild edesh ghrofat yada begola shay, lazim yada tawa bekhali9 9alatah... Mashalla perfect timing, kelesh mo fake :P

Dayman el ryoog ako labna, emla7theen wla bs ana? I swear every single ryoog scene lazim labna. O they never get khobez erani! Its always lebnani. Mn lah khlg eru7 khabaz el fereej eb hal kheesa 3ashan 1 scene :P

Kel el khadam are called Mary, are srilankan and speak no english. And only come up bel scene lama a7ad edesh el bait o ma leyga el ahal. 'Mary wain mama?'... 'mama roh jam2eya'.. 'inzain yala deshay dakhil'

All guys in love sit at the table bel ma63am with their fingers doing the cross thng with the other hand, o their head tilted to one side, with a stupid fake smile, o lazm el akil mo wa9il. O the scene ends with a fake 'aahhaahhaa' type laugh. Ya che, ya el okho y6e7 3alaiha o ys7abha min el ma63am min sha3arha.

No one EVER goes on the net! Mla7theeeen? Mosalsal matroos shabab mn 6agat 18-23 o not a single single single one of them is ever seen with a laptop, ever! Come ON mu3tham el shabab are net rats ;p

The bitches bel mosalsal talk in the same way. Eyebrows jumping up and down rapidly, they slow down and exaggerate their mouth movements and kinda pout whilst doing that. Oh and the hand movements, identical to a 7afafa's just slower. I'm serious jarboha :P.. And when they're listening to the mathloma, ya36onha thaharha, cross their arms across their chest with fingers pointing out, sigh and roll their eyes, one 7ajeb marfo3 and they do the mouth clearing thing.

3abeer il Jundy is crying :P. I swear all that woman does bel mosalsalat is cry.

"The Chicken-Nugget 3a6ee6" charachter wears fesforee shorts, ipod eb athona, red heart shaped sunglasses, pants on his head oo ynagez o ygol 7ag oma 'Yo whats up baby!"

When the charachters plot ideas in their head, they move their face and hands along with the thoughts. Especially their eyebrows.

People who lie stammer and shiver and their eyes pop out of their heads. 'Uhhh, haa?.. Uhh, l-l-laa m-m-maadre wain ra7at, madre madre... Uhhh... a-a-a-ana mali sh-shughel.."

When a bitch has done her tejumbez of pretending to be poor o maskena, bs enas te6la3 mn el ghrfa she shoots the mirror a nasty bitchy 'Uhhuh' look. WHO does that!

NOW ITS ur turn to come up with sum!! :P

Which Category would you fall in ?

2008-09-06T08:50:00.000-07:00

Ya banat remember my last post? Awal shay I'd like to make one thing clear: This isn't like a dig at those kinds of grls, aw a te6enez statement (ma3ani te6anazt lool :$).. Its more of a fun thing. Take it lightly and not seriously.. I'm saying this cause I got a bunch of weird anonymous comments..I guess they fell into one of the categories comfortably and found it offensive... So sorry etha I offended u, bss u totally took it the wrong way ; It wasn't meant to be like that. YES it is sterotypical bs its meant to be for fun, sooo lighten up ppl :P.. Oo part II (the guys!) will be following up soon enshala ;p

SOOOO I was wondering under which category would u fall in? Most of u would be a mixture (la2ana a9lan the categories were SOOOOOOO exaggerated ;p) Oo maybe sum of u would be into an unmentioned cat? Like gothics? I've seen plenty of those crop up nowadays in q8 ;P

Anddddd join the fun.. Make up your own cat's.. :P Shnu 3indekom afkar ? :P

ME: I'd say maybe I'm a mixture of a lot of em... I think I dress like the J.C's except I'm not dalo3a and I'm not into big markat... I sumtimes act dfasha like the 9abyaks, every girl has her tomboy moments ya3niii ;P... I also love Polo shirts :$... wah lol... Oo EVERYONE has their fashion police moments a la 3agad.. Ya3ni wayed I look at pics from 3, 4 yrs ago and im like 'Ayshay! I thought that was TRENDY?!'.. Everyone has their goodygoody moments too when faj2a u act calm and tekana and mature for no reason whatsoever ;P.. Bs I think that wraps it up :P..

P.S. Gossip Girl is SOOOOO addictive, and somehow I've managed to drag sum of my friends into ths too.. oo a3arf wa7da Q8ia who looks copy paste of blair walla :p.. Nafs el 7alj :p

Kuwaiti Cliches! - Part I ~ TheGirls

2008-08-30T12:41:00.000-07:00

As well as e-mails, I found that Kuwaiti girls also fall into categories. Btw the ones I listed are just the ones that are fun to talk abt. Ako a lot of clichés that are too boring to list and talk abt.

The Juicy Couture's - Lazim labsa a casual knee-length dress, or a shirt with a wide waistbelt and skinny jeans, over-sized Paris Hilton sunglasses, pouty blood-red lipsticks, sha3ar flat-ironed, with ballet-flat shoes. Tamsek her oversized MiuMiu handbag around her forearm, with her forearm facing upwards, and her hand slightly clenched in a fist. 6ab3an el Prada phone 3ind el ethen, and you overhear her saying ala 7alema Boland accent 'Umbaihhh adre sema3teeeehaauhh? Abbaihh adre wai3 fashlaauughhh"... Walks with her pointy nose-job in the air, with pride. Found a lot in Nino, Maki and the Avenues. Soundtrack: Majeed - Insan Akthar, Rashid - Ten7a6 3al Jar7, Twaished - Law Teghebi

Dirty Little Sluts - lol theyre not literally dirty sluts, they just act that way. Yalbsunlich hal figure-hugging tight black tees, or superwoman tees, and skintight dirty denim skinny jeans. With that long wild waist-length “kisha” mane of blond-bleached hair, a red Ferrari cap sits on her head, as well as a (probably fake) Gucci belt and matching handbag. O lazm sweech el sayara yeftar bain a9abe3 edha, and a Starnbucks frappucino in the other hand. Eb thematkom cham mara shayfen hal manthar eb 7ayatkom?! You see her cruising around marina crescent or the avenues, eyeing some muscular guy in flipflops and shorts, as another bunch of guys chase after her, with their jaws dragging across the floor. 6ab3an lazim seductive glaces if youre a guy, and butt-flaunting te6embiz if youre a gurl.. Kil sowalifhom 7ob o guys 7ob o guys and the occasional ‘tahawasht ma3a baba’. Sad sad cheap girlies. Soundtrack: Daddy Yankee - Gasolina, A7la 7aga Feeki - M7amad 7ama2i, Smack That - Akon.

The 9abyak (Not to be confused with boyat) - Etha kash5a kash5a talbes a white Polo RL shirt with khaki shorts/bermoda. Sha3arha marbo6 in a messy pony tail, with 5+ colourful bracelets on each arm and blue nailpolish, gum in her mouth, and her hotpink gurlboxers peeking from behind. Zero make-up, except for the rare occaison when her mom forces her to wear a skirt for 3eed, t3esh el dor o t7e6 mascara shway. Usually talbs ankle socks with her puma sneakers or Allstarr's and lazim iPod eb ethenha 7ata lo m6afyeta, and a hotpink cap on her head with her mess of a ponytail hanging out of the fat7a . Her chats include a lot of "7adaag, barr, shalaih, weld 3amity enkasrat eedah" Teg3ad with a bunch of guys and girls from highschool in Starbucks 3al3a9arii, surfing the net and exchanging crack codes for video games. Soundtrack: Rihanna - Umbrella, Ashraf & Somaya - Khaayyna, anything by Neyo.

The 3agad - 6ab3an lazim ya mtena aw stick thin, mako belne9. Labsa 7jab bo tafkha, with a multicoloured shailah and yellow qoba3ah. Her makeup consists of a glossy hotpink lipstick, and 6 different eyeshadow colours, in different patterns, framed with thick black liquid liner that burrows deep into her hairline, parallel to her Chinesey eyebrows. Talbes a multicoloured (OR PLAIN BLACK - la7thaw) figuire-hugging short dress and ankle-length leggings in a bright patterns like CHEETAH. O 6ab3an you can clearly see her dankly Swarovski-clad dangly earrings, despite her 7jab (as well as, ironically, her neck!) and her sparkly 5KD wristwatch. Top it off with sphagetti string wedge heels, in ROYAL BLUE.. Yum. Sowalifhom kela unfunny and unrealistic embarassing moments (o rab3ha mayten the7ik as u shift uncomfortably in ur chair, faking a chuckle), or tefelsef, or abt FOOD. Found in all gaz areas from 7 to 11pm, especially Marina. Soundtrack: Dagniiii, Yoma Ger9atni 3agroba, Anything by Maram or Miami.

Boyat – These gurls crack me up wallah. 3abalha we can’t see behind those Rayban aviators , the husky fake “maahhhnly” voice , the shrugged up shoulders and ungroomed eyebrows that she’s the same little girly who loved ‘My Little Pony’ as her parents knew 15 years ago. They dress similarly to the 9abyaks (see above) but with few differences. Awalan, they get their clothes from the guys’ sections, to emphasize their manly shoulders. O they wear caps REVERSED, like most guys do. And yeah they CARE VERY MUCH abt their hair. Straightners, 9alonat etc to achieve that poker straight wild-n-messy classic rooster-style boyah haircut. Lazim el juti sporty, like lacoste aw puma (from guys section – and stuffed with plenty of newspaper to fill up the spaces to give the impression of manly feet) o el mesba7 eb eedha, and a phone in the other as she talks to her ‘ladiyah’ (that’s the knew lingo 9a7? Hey im good at this q8i lingo stuff).. “La2 7abeebty she’s just a friend 9adgene! Mali ghairech ana, ma3eesh min doonich ya galbi..” (apparently I think I sound good at fake mghazal too right?). Found at all gaz areas, but especially the avenues and (shay ghareb) ELMOHALAB! Soundtrack - Any Jalsa by Khaled el Molah, O 6a2 6u6u6um 6A2

Goody Goody Girls - Usually met7ajba or has her hair in a pony, ma teksha5 wayed, stylha very simple and na3em, wearing a nice long skirt and hdom metsatra if met7ajba, or normal plain clothing if not, very cute light make-up that actually matches hdomha (like etha labsa a green top t7e6 green shadow - that kinda stuff), with kitten heels or ballet flats. Usually are very machboos deyay. Oh yeah and it seems like they ALLLL have Nokia N90 phones. Talk a lot about jam3a, cooking, and boring sowalif that u feel you’ve heard a million times before from different people. Found a lot belthehir/3a9ir in Avenues and Marina, ga3den yetrayegon aw yetghadon with similar ppl or their families. Soundtrack: Real love, Massari. Majeed - El3azeeza, Or dayna matesma3 aghani :P

The Punk Wanabes - Mainly undeveloped pre-teens, arnd 11 or 12. Dasheen bel punk phase. Labsatli fesfori leggings bo fishnet oo those plastic bracelets that get twisted into a pretzel-shape. Colours include wardi, a9far o a5thar (all fsfori), as well as a lot of black. Lots of Claires accesories, stuff like Cherry earrings and handcuff bracelets, and skull keyrings. They talk in english o kela wanna-be-cool words like 'Man, Dude, Kwl, Like Totally'.. There has to be a frnd taking pics of them on their hotpink slim Motorolla phone, as they do gayass poses like pouting, peace signs, and that rawk thing with the index finger and pinkie,.U find them a lot in Al-fanar, Johnny rockets and the Ice Rink with the rest of their chicken nugget gang. Soundtrack - Jonas Brothers, any song looool

The Royal M3abyebba- 7areem met7ajbat, wearing a black 3abaya bs no neqab/bosheya. I swear a7is lama these ladies walk together in a group, its as if ako a fan jedamhom, as well as a camera shooting for a da3aya. They always have the perfect mashya with the perfect heel-sounds, and their 3abaya seems to flow in slow motion, and their shailah flows and kinda slips off the many layers on her head... U GET ME?! Tmur jedamich o tdawkhech eb re7at el bokhooooooooorrr (come on, her scent may seduce you too as well as her body right?! Shfaydat hal 3abaya then!). Kil 9ube3 o tark labsa feeh khatam alma9aat tlaaame3 tlame3, o lazm el athafer french-manicure, oo 3nad terfa3 chm el 3abaya shway so you can see her authentic diamond-studded Chopard wristwatch - Ooh la la. With a bunch of designer-store plastic bags in each hand, and a fendi bag round her elbow, these ladies yshegon el runway sheg :P Behind them follows a clan of khadamat holding the hands of crying kiddos and pushing baby trolleys. You find them bel rayah, plaza center, and avenues. p.s not all 3abaya wearers fit into the category :P Soundtrack - A9alah- sawaaahhaa galbee, Majeed - Jeet, Rashid Al Faris - 3azaaah

P.s. I saw Shejon el Hajri today bel fanar. She looked at me funny ! =S

It is SO TRUE !!

2008-08-23T20:32:00.000-07:00

Dreaamss..

2008-08-19T16:58:00.000-07:00

Spikey inspired me 3ala hal post lama I read his. I've always been into dreams but I always get pissed of at mine. Walla I hear my friends talking about dreams involving stuff like 'a bright pink diamond' or 'a black wedding dress' or 'screaming with no sound coming out'.. Ya3ni dramatic stuff that makes u think "Wooow mashalla that's so mysterious, Khanfasrahh :O"..I get all the dumbass dreams consisting of maniac talking donuts or monster juice that turns you into a teddy bear or my brother's eyes turning into buttons. No Fair! No one seems to get pointless dreams like me.

But I do have a few memorable dreams. Yatni fatra wayed gumt afaker bel 7jab, and I was so close to doing it then faj2a I backed out suddenly. Nemt el thehir o 7elamt ina my eye popped out of my head, o I was then riding a huuuuge brown stalion o it was galloping up and down in slow motion. Sa2alt omi gom ga3adt o galatli el 3ain usually means "eldeen"... Whoops :p O a horse is "ma3azitich 3ind allah".. I felt so baaad :p Btw lail7eni ma t7ajabt :P

I noticed that my brain functions weirdly when I first wake up. Walla, awal ma agom its like its still in dumbass-dreamy-land mode. I get all these weird ideas while I stare at my hello Kitty bathroom slippers half asleep on the toilet seat. Wallah like weirdd pointless inventions that, btw, at the time make PERFECT sense and make me think I'm a breakthough genius. Ten minutes later as I chomp my cheerios, wide awake e9er feni 'Ayshay 7anano maynoona wth were you thinking! Why would anyone want a battery operated monitor" or whatever. Does anyone else get that?

Do you think dreams have meanings? I think they really do.. China mathkoor bel a7adeeth, plus I have my own personal "proof" cause katha mara fasart a7lami o 9araw 9ej. It happens a lot, kha9atan eb people who care a lot about dreams and get them analysed frequently. Its like their own little communication medium weya allah. Etab3oon el wath3. But also a lot of the time I dream about stuff I saw/thought of during the day. Like magdar aroo7 I force myself to look at fish pictures all day 3ashan a7lem eb fish which apparently mean bityeeni flos.. Lool thats just dumb.

The other day I had the WEIRDEST dream! 7ilamt ina I MET ME! YES ME! But not big me, I met little me. I met 6-year-old me. I looked exactly like I did in the pictures and was so shy and smiley all the time. Weird. I also get these pre and post result nightmares. Those suck the most :p

So what memorable dreams do you guys have..? O shraykom eb tafser el a7lam..?

Tagged By Eschew...

2008-08-11T00:30:00.000-07:00

Awal marra I get a tag and get it! loool i was tagged marra bs i didn't get it ;$ Knt Ghabeya :p

Rules..
1. Put your iTunes/music player on Shuffle.
2. For each question, pres the next button to get you answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!! After you've answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they've been tagged to do them themselves.

1.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Jasmi - 9aber.. lool ooooookeyy...

2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Ya Bnt ElAih - Tamer 7sni :S

3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Nawal - Fil Bedayah :p

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Fayrooz - Bnt Elshalabeyah

5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Rwaished - Amshi

6.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Salman 7ameed - La7n Elmefareg HEH!

7. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS? Neyo - So Sick UMBAIIH ! LAA WALA I IM NOT I LOVE THEM! THIS TAG THING IS CURSED ! :@

8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Asa - Prisoner LOOL No !

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Rashed - Ta7adoh elBashar

10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Fayroz - N7na WelAmar Jeraan

11.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Majeed - Madre Metah

12.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie lool aham shay !

13.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Majeed - Weedi Akoon ;/

14. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Jasmi - Balegh 7abebek (oo golah ba5thak minah).. Lool how innapropriate ! :p

15. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Majeed - Ya Monyeti Jalsah OMG loool

16.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Rwaished - Lemni Bshog Jalsa loool ayshay

17. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Rwaished - Law Tegheebi

18.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Qr2an - Sorat ElWaqe3a lool this shud have come up bel funeral Q !!

19. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS? Miami - 7alali

20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF? Fathl - Rooo7 HAHAHAHAA Nice timing consaidering its the last Q ;p..

Okay I'm gonan break the rules ebkaiify and I'm gonna tag 1 person only

Eschew :p wahaha karma!

Evryone's Inbox ..! :p

2008-08-08T23:30:00.000-07:00

Ok ok harlow sorry :$ kanii kanii loooool, sh3alaaiich hal post ehda2 lich bs 3ashan la tez3leeen :p.. Anyway, my post today madre shlon fakart feha. Your inbox. I'm the worst inbox checker in the world. I currently have 1757 unread e-mails in my inbox. I KNOW one day I will delete them all without reading them. But I still manage to convince my gullible self that they will be handy on one of those boring rainy, pardon me, dusty days.

But yesterday nezal 3alay el wa7ii o I decided to get them out of the way. Without much success obviosuly, since, like I just said, I currently have 1757 left. O la7ath-t cham shaghla :p CATEGORIES.. I swear, categories ! We have...

Notices - We all get these... Notices from facebook, or blogger, or forums etc that give you notices you wont notice loool. Like 'Jumana Al-s has added you as a friend!' and 'Blablabla has responded to your comment!". The good thing is you can manually change these settings to stop them being sent. Bs elmshkela, knowing my lazy self, I know I'll end up playing the 'I'll do it tomorrow" game withmyself ;p.

The Islamics - E-mails that try to force you into 'passing the message on'.. Consist of a nice do3a2 and a message at the bottom saying if you dont pass it along Allaa ra7 yes2alik laish yom elqeyamaa oo ra7 et-thel bergubtik o ra7 etdish jahanam.. 6a hathola! Awalan, its not a farth, its like giving money to a homeless person you saw belshare3 i.e. its an option, as in shay zain zeyada you can do. Ebkaifhom they make it seem like youre a bad person just because youre not in the mood to forward stuff! WTH!Tafkeerhom kela ghala6, they think ina (staghfer alla) all Allah wants to do is torture us, ma3ana its the exact opposite, allah made soooo easy to get 7asanat. The first setance you say lama tefte7on el qr2an "Bsmelah Elra7man Elra7eem".. Ar7am el ra7emeen, ar7am min el om to her children. What the hell are these people thinking abt Allah. Sorry for the rant ;/

The Fraud Scientists - E-mails with "scientific proof" that evering causes cancer lol. How many of you got that e-mail that Yves Saint Laurent lipsticks contribute to cancer? Or that Cornflakes causes cancer? 7alaw nestle causes cancer? Redbull causes cancer? Laughing causes cancer? Breathing causes cancer? Cancer causes cancer? Kelshay cancer! Chalebaw eb hal marath o ga3deen wefalmoon 3alaina. Etha rabna kateblekom marath elshain (alla la ygol), lo tnagzoon minelom laih bachr nuthing gonna change.

The Fethaye7 - Here you get e-mails of meaningless pictures that cater to a huge amount of Kuwaities. Like pictures of celebs without make-up. Who cares if Maram's real face resembles a constipated elephant, or that Cameron Diaz has *gasp* zits. Or you get pictures of jnoos and boyat locked in weird poses and ott attire. Or a picture of Mandy Moore wearing the same jeans OMG TWICEEE ! *faints* Lool I loved those pics of Kuwaiti Female Brazil supporters in the Kuwait-Brazil match.. ;p Shftohom?

The Habbat - You have to get a bunch of e-mails corresponding to the latest Habba. 7aliyann its those dumbass Turkish Dramas, Noor o elzft el thani. You get pictures of Noor's real husband, Baby pictures of the stars etc. Former habbat include A7med 7sain & the Staracademy Craze, Swarviski-clad mobile phones (i think i spelt that wrong..), Hayfa Wahbi awal ma 6la3at.. :p

MSN Frauds - Wai3 I seriously hate these! Welmoshkela ppl still forward them, i.e still beleive them! Its always the same message! "Sadly, MSN is closing down as well as hotmail and if you do not forward this email to 066`21367790 people you will DIE !" Go to hell ! Oh yeah, and a similar grp is those horror frauds "My name is Michelle and I died 10 yrs ago and I'm gonna haunt you if you dont send this to....".

The "Shasawelekom" - Meaningless e-mails that make u think "Inzain..?Next..?". I'm talking about stuff like a picture of a naughty kid with a big smile, or a badleya on a road sign, or a man about to fall into a lake... Stuff that aren't awesome enough to make you think "OOOOHH AHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA OMG OMG OMG I HAVE TO FORWARD THIS TO EVRYONE...".. Yet you still seem to get multiples of these e-mails from friends who know each other.. Nas fathyaa :p

The "I wanna make you jealouses" - E-mails stuffed with pictures of Dubai's latest hotel project, Or Al-waleed Al-talal Al-Abdulla Al-khalid Al-Ahmed Al-Jasem Al-Al-Al kind of people posing next to their own personal jet, or new wife ;p. Ydakhlonkom dakhel their new mansion, for your eyes to feast on the hugeeee plush, round, cream leather sofas and uber-shiny polished wood surfaces everywhere, and crystalglass chandeleirs with a diameter of 3 meters, and and.. China ya3ni 3NAD 7TARAW, YALLA IM WAITING. Meh!

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7aliyann..
Eating - Tawni sharabt chay 7aleb
Listening to - 'Jani 7abebe' Rashid loool Adre ghbar 7adda
Planning to - Go back to bed.. :( Ba6ne e3awrni and I woke up to a lost voice today!
Feeling - Dalo3a ;p

Ma9r Om Eddonya ! ;p

2008-07-27T07:35:00.000-07:00

Ola min zeman maa postait ;p.. Anyway, 7aliyan ana eb Ma9r with my family. Shakelna benred in two or three weeks.

Man 7adi en9edamt min mostawa el ma3eesha hne :.. I mean, I knew it was bad, bs ma twaqa3ta chethe. I have no idea how they stay alive, walla. Yena ma9er abt 10 years ago, but the only memories I have of that trip consist of traffic jams, the smell of petrol, pyramin souveneirs, and lots of corn on the cob. Bs hal marra, wow.

Hne, el thabi6 yakheth abt 800 gnaih I think.. Ya3ni 40 Dinar!.. Ya3ni khadamatna ya5thon akthar. Oo 7aris el 3emara ya5th 250 gneih beshahar chna.. Abt KD13 ya3ni. O telgon 3enda 7 kids running around barefoot in the busy dangerous roads selling cotton candy. Akhaih walla :( Thak el yom 3al "shoti2" sheft yahil nayem 3al karasi.. Seriously nayem, as in in deep sleep for the whole night :(.. Then this woman told my mom ina these kids' parents RENT their kids to companies 3ashan hal shaghlat ;/ .. Sowaliff selling popcorn madre sheno bel showari3. 3ashan kelq8iyeen ykabron krosh-hm.

Bas offfffff yal na9abeen! Theyre such weasels bel deals!.. Etha el TAXI min el ma6ar lail fendeq should take a max of 50 gnaih, wa7id 7aywan rakabna kareta for like 10 mins.. Chan omi a5r shay tgola "Cham 9ar?" .. O he was like "Walaahii Eli 3ayzah ya Sit!" (whatever you like).. Chan omi 3a6eta 50 gnaih, Khosh?.. Chan egolahaa No ana wadaitech masafa 6wela! Worth 3 lafat.. O el laffa el wa7da eb 50 gnaih.. Ya3ni gimme 150 gnaih :p. My mom was like Ok whatever, She SAYS ina ma baghat tethawash weya the guy 3ashan my lil bro ma ye5tere3 ;p.. Bs Something tells me ma7ad kan me5tere3 ghairha looooooll ;p.. 7asafa oboy ma kan mawjod, chan defana ohwa wela kariitetah foga ;/..

Oh yeah re7na Captin Hima, filem Tamer 7osni.. I'd give it 7/10.. It was cute, bs wayed 6wala, and pretty much a replica of Tamer's movies.. Oo re7t filem a7med 7ilmy "Asef 3al Ez3aj".. Twaqa3ta ykoon Anteeka kan 3ada.. But Noooo!! Hal filem ana a3tebra Drama seriously :p.. Like nu9a comedy wel nu9 el thani it changes 180 degrees y9eeer smth else.

El filem eli 9iij 9iiiiiiiiiiij 9IIIIIIIIIJJJJ 3ajeeb kan, o shakelna benro7la again elyom min kether ma ohwa fathee3 is Boshkash mal M7amad Sa3ad.. I know, I know, usually aflama wayed maleqa oo ma yenfehem kalama and stuff.. Bas hatha kan WOW, jad 9ak 3ala A7med 7elmi hal mara :p..

Yala Omi ga3da T7in tgoli 7ar madre sheno.. Shakli maraa7 Asawi post for a while.. As if anyone cares! :p looool mashalla The Kuwaiti Blogger scene 9ayra massive.. Yalla ttyl